JS viroids are here in their 28th outing complete with exploding belly buttons. There's royal foofs and jiffy bag gifts, but most certainly NOT x-rated colouring books at the VAGINA party HQ!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 28th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 46th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

Anxious today viroids - what's new! My nausea seems to have gone and I've felt nauseous at this time of day every day for over a week...eek. Anyone else had this kind of thing (I'm 7+6)?

What's everyone's plans for the bank holiday? My midwife appointment is Tuesday morning, looking forward to it just hope all is ok and I get there!

Looking- that's normal! I moaned about having no sickness, then later the sickness having gone. Both times it arrived with a flourish soon after moaning!

My nausea has come and gone throughout. I still get it occasionally now at 22+5

Thank you both! Wow purple hope I don't still have it at 23 weeks!

Seeing the midwife Tuesday yey. Have told dh to cover his ears when I get weighed, he thinks I weigh about 9 stone...

Viroids I think I'm broken! Dtd earlier and post-O I had terrible pain in the lower abdominal area. Like REALLY bad pain. Had to take two paracetamol and breathe deeply for about 20mins. Is this normal? Pud, looking, did one of you say you'd had post-orgasmic pain?

I was having such a nice time up until then...

Looking I feel terrible some days and normal others. Seems to be roughly two days awful two days ok.

Looking it doesn't happen often now thankfully.

I told the midwife that the only secret I have from my husband is my weight and I'd like to keep it that way. She wrote it down and he didn't see it

Niff that's happened to me a couple of times. Bit scary though

That's normal niff! Don't worry - you're going to have all sorts of weird stretchy cramps. Only worry if v painful or bleeding x

Totally random thing now. I got a load of stretchy vests for bf in Asda they are £2.50 and come in loads of colours. I use them for pj tops in summer but figured as they are cotton they'd be ok under a normal top so I'm not flashing too much

Yes Niff, I had that, it was awful, didn't dare have another orgasm for about 3 weeks unheard of it doesn't happen any more though but I did scare myself.

Looking my nausea still comes and goes but overall I am feeling generally better, somewhere between 9+ weeks here (could be more) so I think that is normal. Belly is definitely starting to expand... bought some nice loose tops from Warehouse today for work to hide the bulge!

Rant alert!
I've booked a room for me and DD at my parents place for Mon Tues night because its her birthday on Tuesday so we were going to have a little holiday. Anyway my mams sold the room (I wasn't paying) for those nights but she's said it ok me and DD can just sleep at my brothers. Errrrrmmmm no. Hell no spoilt bitch . As you were viroids.

DDs birthday on Tuesday that should say.

Crikey I remember your dds birthday last year gaggia! We've been on MN far too long

Yadnbu!

I'm eating a nobbly bobbly. Yum

Popping in..
DCs are on holiday in cardiff with nain, DH in the garage, and ive got a date with the sofa! Only thing is there's nothing on telly.

Have put on 2 loads of washing, should put on clean bedding for DD1 (did the others yesterday) and put some clean clothes away......
I had ms for up to 14 weeks, threw up any time of day it wasnt nice, had to tell work at 7 weeks, so they stocked up on crackers in the staff room and my classroom assistants looked for signs of ms and would bring crackers to the class! They were really good with me fair play.
I'd like this baby to come out now(37 weeks), Im ready, DCs are sorted, feels like she has dropped, keep needing the toilet and only a tiny amount comes out, a touch of arse rain last few days (sorry tmi).

cym ooh you sound ready! Start pushing!

la thank you I knew I was not BU.

Puuuuuuuush cym!

Ooh gx Cym hope it happens soon.

Mum just scorned all the scary LLL stuff and said not to worry she fed 4 of us, she will help me if I have problems. Feel better now.

Post holiday washing done and hung to dry, thrown 3 plants away really should have got someone to water them but they were only supermarket herbs.
DH has been gardening and we're off to Pizza Express for tea with a voucher for 1/3 off

Ordered a cotbed mattress via a bounty email and it's arrived it was £41 delivered and is one with a removable washable cover. They were £80 in mothercare so I'm quite chuffed

Purple please don't worry too much You'll get lots of support and be just fine, think happy thoughts x
Ga you are definitely NBU I'd be well pissed. If it was just a routine visit fair enough but it's for her grand daughters birthday.

Been to a country fair today, watched a dog show and an old bike show, loads of steam train engines, DD sat on a donkey and had her picture taken, I bought a load of random stuff as there was a car boot thing going on as well. Also had the most amazing hot pork sandwich

Mmmmm hot pork sandwich.... Having a romantic couple of days away with DH and have not brought enough snacks! So hungry, considering eating the sugar cubes from the tea tray while DH fannies about getting ready for dinner.

Sounds like a nice day though pixie, love finding a bargain too!

You just won't know until the baby is here purple but you have the intention and you know where to get the support, that's the most you can do.

You're ready cym, just a one more bed to change! is arse rain a sign? Have a feeling someone said it could be.

That is annoying gaggia, guess you can't do much though if they paid. Just give the people that booked evils and strop at your parents a bit. Hope your brothers place is ok at least!

Had a minor breakdown here this afternoon as I was trying to get DH to help me with the baby room. Along the lines of 'we don't know what we are doing', 'we aren't ready for a baby', 'our house is too messy for a baby'. Better now but am feeling the stress as the time ticks by. How am I this close already?!

Someone's complaining about thread titles again. Thing is though the current JS one is pretty tame!

Link La?

If it makes you feel better Dulcet, I'll send you a photo of my house .

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/site_stuff/2386412-Thread-titles

This op has worms and prostitues and she's worried about our titles :D

jelly wonder if it's a blue or a pink jelly bean?!

purple if your mum is pro bf and bf herself it makes a massive difference - you'll be fab!