JS viroids are here in their 28th outing complete with exploding belly buttons. There's royal foofs and jiffy bag gifts, but most certainly NOT x-rated colouring books at the VAGINA party HQ!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 28th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 46th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

JC in that case you definitely need to rest if the GP said so and you're not fit to work. Hopefully it will make a big difference and you'll be able to go back to work soon feeling fit and healthy

Thanks Pud. I've put chicken Kiev in the oven cos it's all we have but I don't fancy it. If I go to bed now I'll be wide awake at 2am so I'm forcing myself to stay up

La,my friend had to go in each week because her baby was measuring small and each week the doctor asked her why she was there. Needless to say after 3 weeks she threatened to walk out saying read my notes and I'll come back!

I've got antenatal consultant and mw on the same day at 24 weeks. I probably should cancel the mw

Ooh I'll have your chicken kiev Purple, haven't had one of those for years!!

YAY FOR EPINO!!!!!!!

Have you tried it out yet?

He said it was hyperemersis but I'm not sure I believe him. Thought you had to be hospitalised if it was as bad as that.

What's that lemon? Good to hear from you again

Oh purple maybe you'll feel like it when it's cooked

Bit late but Happy birthday tori! Would you like a baby on your birthday or do you want a separate day? So cruel you cant

So annoying it closes down over half term pixie. Almost doesn't sense as that's when they need more occupying! I guess it's so families with older kids can all be together? Who knows!

We have to go through GP here too looking but hopefully they an help you tomorrow if you are still not feeling confident.

Pleased you are signed off JC, now stay in PJs with cym!

Thanks purple, will check out messages in a minute. Can't always see the bottom of them on the app!

I was totally smug about the WC to begin with la as it didn't hurt but then a few hours later I couldn't close the boot! Then could sleep on it for two days. It also itched and went hot but wondered if this was a reaction to it maybe.

What does spine down mean chat? Just that the back is towards the cervix? Sorry it was not good news though, hope you feel supported by the medical people at least and still time to turn! How does that timescale with DH?

Eurovision!! I love this week!

Glad you get to rest JC
Aww Purple bless you, un mumsnetty hug for you!
I feel incredibly huge today. Stomach is so sore because it's being stretched again

OH has again driven me to the edge today. I love him so much but I do wonder how sometimes he can be so daft! After DDs party on Saturday he sent me to bed to have a rest whilst he cleaned up (lovely thought, was thinking I had the best fiancé ever). I came downstairs and everywhere was tidy and back to normal. Went outside to sort the bins out this evening and there were 2 black bin bags full of stuff, foil plates, sandwiches, paper table cloths the lot! None of it had been recycled. Not only that but one bag had been opened by what I think must have been rats because there was food everywhere!! I've had to clean it all up plus recycle what was in the actual bin bags. I kind of wanted to kill him this evening and then I did something I never usually do when annoyed. I laughed... A lot. Probably because when I brought it up and to his attention he went from 6ft 7 to about 4 feet tall and was all "I was just trying to help" and looked pretty forlorn. ??

With my whooping cough my arm swelled up and ached for ages! Apparently it's because I only had it last year and it was something to do with my antibodies attacking it hat it swelled. I agree it doesn't hurt when having it done, just hurts for ages afterwards, it's like having an arm that you can't do anything with!

Sorry for another post but I'd forgotten to reply properly to couldn't with regards to why I want an ELCS
I basically had a shitty birth- 4 day slow labour- didn't dilate for days- ended up nearly having an EMCS but managed to deliver naturally with forceps- baby's heart dropped drastically and everyone was panicking that we may lose her. Result = no pelvic floor to speak of as they cut through the muscle- achy throbbing perineum from time to time (still happening 1 year later) dtd can sometimes feel uncomfortable and the trauma of it all was awful. I managed to stay off the ADs but only just. OH is pretty much scarred for life. Now it just gets rammed in a box marked "Do not open" in my head and when asked about it I can relay the story but speak about it as if it happened to someone else because it's too painful for me to relive. I cried for 2 weeks after thinking about what could've been. Coupled with the exhaustion, passing out everywhere and looking after a new born I was in quite a state. I am a bit of a tough cookie though and appeared to everyone else to bounce back pretty quick. Problem is is that I've never really dealt with it and the thought of going through that again nearly makes me have panic attacks.

Pixie I don't blame you for having an ELCS this time.
I find laughing helps if I could seriously lose my shit.
Chicken Kiev was ok. Might hit the Pringles next

indigo I want to know all about it! glad your due before me and I can see if it works

Hmmmm, was 8 weeks last week and 9 weeks tomorrow, last week was a raspberry and this week is a grape, shrinking baby?!? A raspberry is bigger than a grape no?! Ha, don't think I should take the fruit chart so seriously perhaps!

Pud they are a bit random. I think they are more like weight than length. Mine is now cantaloupe and 28cm long. That's a bloody big cantaloupe! It weighs 430g which is probably more like the weight of one though

Pixie so sorry to hear about your first delivery. Mine wasn't as bad but similar features, DD's heart rate dropped, failed ventouse, then forceps and everything very gruesome at the end. Had also "boxed" it, didn't really deal with it until started talking about it with mw this time, was referred for specialist mw consult which made a world of difference. Gx for you that you don't have to lobby too hard for elcs.

And happy birthday Tori!

Pixie so sorry to hear about your first delivery. Mine wasn't as bad but similar features, DD's heart rate dropped, failed ventouse, then forceps and everything very gruesome at the end. Had also "boxed" it, didn't really deal with it until started talking about it with mw this time, was referred for specialist mw consult which made a world of difference. Gx for you that you don't have to lobby too hard for elcs.

And happy birthday Tori!

Oh chat that sucks! Is tinychat ok though? You must be so worried.

Hallo Europe, this is The viroids calling! hoping semi finals thurs are better - tonight's weren't great!

Is be moaning about half jobs in hay situation pixie. My DH is good at that, just enough to feel he helped but never quite finishing the task!

The fruits are rubbish pud, they fly about all over the place. There is a men's one we used a while back that was more fixed size things - haven't got the link on the phone but if you google 'dads guide to pregnancy size' you might find it. Was on The Bump I think.

Seriously, who needs to see 3am when you aren't half cut clutching a dirty chicken kebab?!

Mr Tee referred to me as a ticking time bomb earlier which made me laugh quite hard. His week away with work has been cut short which I'm v pleased about. Hopefully Incan convince him to bunk off on Friday and take me to get my red Poang.

I've got treatment vouchers left from my birthday, I don't know whether to use them before or after. I might use half for a facial and save the rest for after...although 80 minutes on my back just isn't comfortable. Ditto massage, I just don't want to be pulled about and the laying on side thing is just awful when I need to move. Maybe I've just answered my own question.

hi fives insomnia / feeding gang

Yo!

Fan is squealing

It's not the fan it's the smoke alarm beeping. Mr Las on the case...

Oh dear he's not happy at being woken up.

Tough titties, welcome to the hour of the pregnant people!

waves Hi :)