We'd rather have a finger than a funnel whilst eating our bodyweight in Raspberry Magnums to ease the fanny daggers... keep growing those babies viroids, its JS Grads no 27

[Purpleball]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 27th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

Oooh dulce show us your norks!!
I'm going to hobble in and wail about my war wounds and being told to manage with paracetamol and heat. I'm not very good at squeezing out the tears on demand, esp with Mr tee there. Although if I can't get my Star Wars trainers on then I might weep.

Fuck the housework pis I have a pile of ironing that has been tormenting me for days and I need to empty the fridge and oh, bollocks to it.

kato! How are you and lovely Ollie?

Ouch purple hope you're okay!

Hello! Had to fire that last message off quickly earlier as I got called for appointment.

Tee good luck today!! I hope you get the news you want.

Blood test was evil - she broke needle in my arm so had to pull it out and put another in same place. Boak!
Get results later - if it's positive I've got to go get anti d. Crossing fingers it's fine coz it is 45 min journey each way to hospital

Purple try the la leche league womanly art of bf book. I'm reading it just now and it's helped me to understand it all. Plus you'll get your bf class so don't worry that you don't know it all now.

Emptying the fridge sounds like an excellent chore tee! That means eating all the cakes, right? Then the fridge is clear. Tit-pic later, you're on a promise!

Eurgh, la, that sounds horrible. Why couldn't she do it somewhere else?! Same site sound cringey.

Bad news on the fall purple but glad baby is wriggling away. Enjoy lunch!

Check out all your knowledge pis! Great stuff! How long will the nap be now you think?

My WC jab site itches now. I am poisoned, aren't I?!

Ooh i saw those the other day Kato but am reluctant to throw money at what I suspect is a lost cause.

So jealous of your impending feast Purple.

Yeah sorry, just meant the formula mucked up supply a bit. But because I gave a bottle every day, I eventually stopped being able to express enoigh for a full bottle so would top up with formula, when what I should have done was topped up by feeding to increase my supply. There's absolutely no harm in expressing milk so you can go out somewhere Fleur. Funny you mentioned the hairdresser Purple as it's like a military operation trying to figure out how I can get a haircut!

Oooh a boob promise! Sadly it's not an interesting fridge clear out, it's just all the mulchy veg and old cheese that I've been ignoring forgetting to bin. The end result will mean more room for cake tho and thank god! It's been two days since I last had an eclair!! The hosp has a Marks and Sparks simply food attached to it so I'm going to get some on the way out..

Ooh I got one of those mam bottles free at the baby show!

I meant to say I asked midwife about my period pains. She said they are likely to be braxton hicks.

So no induction date, I've got to go back again in two weeks to see if I have a favourable cervix and then reassess then. He is fully engaged which is good news and I've got some more painkillers. And a physio referral which seems a bit nth hour, esp after the last one I saw told me there wasn't much they could do! So not exactly what I wanted BUT then I'm not surprised, she is the third consultant I've seen so consistency is still woeful. She was nice though and told me I could have all the pain relief I wanted.and told me to stop falling over. Easier said than done!! So we're just on the way home and I have a bag of eclairs and codeine. That's my afternoon sorted. Will do a bump pic before I smear myself in chocolate and cream...

Deeply I used an Avent microwave steriliser - it came with a couple of free bottles and a dummy, all of which were roundly rejected by DD, as were the TT ones we bought. Had some cartons of formula in the house just in case, but never used them, gave them away as they approached their use by date. I had a Medela Swing electric pump as well as a free Nuby hand pump. Both good, Medela much better for regular expressing as was quicker for me, and I didn't get cramp in my hands :) We tried with a bottle relatively early but after accepting one or two, she rejected out of have and screamed if offered. She was the windiest baby though which may have been something to do with it. Or she may just have been stubborn.

It's important to keep feeding/expressing at each feed time in the early weeks while your boobs are settling down, but once they are, they regulate a little better. Worth noting that if DH is doing the same feed each day, and you are using that time to sleep, that your supply will be affected. No problem if it's going to be an ongoing thing, though. I had a couple of nights out with DD and a couple without, even though she just wouldn't do bottles - cups and distraction do a temporary job. She just fed loads once I was home. Never managed the hairdressers though...

La I have been to the new M&S, it is beautiful. And not expensive! No longer am I reduced to making my own scones and putting up with poor toast It's a wonderful oasis...

Purple I'm very jealous - Rick Stein's is on my restaurant bucket list, along with many many others.

Hope the appt goes ok Tee.

Serves me right for trying to supervise painting alongside MN...sounds halfway decent at least Tee. You might not get as far as needing an induction.

Aww so at least some positive news tee that's good

Chat enjoy indulging in Colin the caterpillars!

Buggery woman on train has apparently caused me to need an anti d so I've got to drive back to hospital after work :(. Bumfluff

Means I can't go to my fitness class tonight ??

That's what I'm hoping chat so it's awkward sex and curries all the way for the next two weeks! Mr tee is beside himself.

tee ooh we are having lots of awkward sex on account of my inability to hold my piss in! I cant enjoy it I just want to wee.

gaggia, try sex in the shower/tub. If you wee, nobody will notice due to the warm water.

Our nursery is nearly done, just a few details to sort out now.

Pic on the FB page fatty?!

fatty excellent tip thank you. I wet myself while brushing my teeth last week DP thought it was the funniest thing of all time. I told the midwife about it. She said to buy some tenas and just accept it.

Ga, can't believe the midwife said that! Shocker!!! Have you seen a physio about it? I have an app called Kegel Trainer that makes me do my pelvic floor every day so my uterus doesn't fall out in 7 months time.

My physio specialises in ladies with bladder leakage I'm surprised they weren't more helpful ga!

Back in hospital to get anti d and they've said it'll be a couple of hours :( what a shit day

At least presentation went okay

A couple hours to get the jab la or do you have to stick around after? It's a 30second job! Now we hate train bitch even more!

You know how to live tee! If you can do both those activities on a ball you are sorted. Glad you had someone nicer.

If you are clenching how are you shagging gaggia?! I guess the clench is after the in! That does sound shit though, are you going to mention it again? If you can't even brush your teeth then there has got to be something they can do!!

Is the new M&S big news over there then chat? Sounds like people have travelled far and wide to be there!

Off to baby school in a minute - it's like starting at a new school. What do they don't like me?! There is a chance a guy from work will be in my class so half dreading it. Talking about boobs and fannies with colleagues is usually not acceptable.

Enjoy baby school Dulcet.

Is it all ok though La? Stupid train witch.

Ha ha ha dulcet! My lunch time with colleagues was spent discussing childbirth no holds barred there!

I've been discharged woo! The lab basically threw a wobbly and said they wouldn't prescribe my anti d without an extra blood test that would take an hour or so to process. She hadn't taken the extra test when I went this morning.

So I had more blood taken, different arm from the one she broke the needle in this morning (ouchy!).

But then she went to speak to doctor who prescribed the normal dose which she gave me (ouchy!) and they will get lab results tomorrow morning and let me know if I need to come back to have any extra.

So I'm lying on bed in underwear (non star shaped this time) with the cats. Bliss!

Envious of you preggers ladies still shagging. How do you have the will energy? Am I the only one not dtd anymore? My poor dh, I just feel tired and fat so I don't feel like it.

Pud I've just downloaded that app! Now I have no excuse to forget to do them.

Is there anything else I should be doing to prepare, other than antenatal classes, buying loads of cute stuff and pelvic floor exercise? Raspberry leaf tea?

dulcet I can clench but on odd occasions wee just falls out of me like nothing was holding it in like a little gush.
I'm frightened to climax in case I wee and sneezing remains a dangerous game. The midwife was so unfazed by it she said it should go back to normal once baby is born.

la definitely a drought in this house. I feel like a whale and totally not sexy

Am in my leggings and comfy tshirt. Have a friend popping round to collect something and I know I should put on something presentable but I cannot be arsed

I am also now frantically squeezing my pelvic floor muscles it sounds terrible ga

We did some shagging after I got told off for romance being dead - earlier today I thought right tonight I'm going to do it again but now it's after 11 and I'm tired and can't be arsed But maybe I should, poor Mr bat

Not poor Mr Bat. He got you into this mess .

A real friend won't care Fleur.

Gaggia I think that's a bit shit. What was it like post-DD before you were pg?

We haven't dtd since I got upduffed. Oh dear god. Going to a well swank hotel the in two weeks though for a little us time so hopefully we will be back to our normal selves by then!