We'd rather have a finger than a funnel whilst eating our bodyweight in Raspberry Magnums to ease the fanny daggers... keep growing those babies viroids, its JS Grads no 27

[Purpleball]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 27th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

Haha wil yes he did indeed, you should hear him going on about his potent sperm like nobody else ever upduffed a girl before bless him

Haha Bat they think they are such studs...MrPurple has got very caveman of late. I do love him being protective but he's forever rubbing my bump when we're out, like he wants the world to know his balls work

La if you find out I'd like to know

I've got myself a pelvic floor app to remind me, now panicking about pissing myself

My pelvic floor is shot to shit. I piss myself if I sneeze, laugh, cry, walk anywhere quickly, ascend stairs, the list goes on and on! I don't think having an episiotomy a year ago and then getting upduffed again 3 months later has helped in the slightest!

Poor OH hasn't had any sex for 3 weeks and we have t even done it once since being engaged. I feel like a shite fiancé however DD was up at 4:30am yesterday and 6am today and I'm just exhausted.
I had a midwife appointment today and I didn't see my usual friendly one. I saw one that was completely impersonal and I was in and out in 5 minutes. She completely dismissed the problems I'm having with my right leg (keeps going from underneath me) and wasn't very sympathetic whatsoever.
Having a very shite week and I had a cry before. What with grandad dying on Monday- having to go to a funeral where my dad will be who I don't get on with- been asked to leave DD behind and have nobody to look after her- in constant pain with sciatica but still having to spend 2 hours driving DH to work along with looking after our DD and then running the house and keeping it clean/ tidy. I'm so fucking tired!!! Just want to crawl under my duvet and stay there for a week!

Lol Mr Pud is very proud of his 'super sperm'.

So, a funny thing happened tonight. I was talking to DH about jobs and as we are teachers if he doesn't hand his notice in during the next two weeks, the next opportunity to leave is at Christmas... and I said he would need to think carefully about it as he would potentially starting a new job at Christmas as well as having two new born babies to cope with. Where the chuff has the second one come from?!?!? was totally weird, maybe I had a dream about having twins that got into my subconscious but I don't remember it?

Ooh pud we must be due some twins! Double pom poms Does your DH not like his job?

Hugs Pixie. Bit harsh you can't take DD. You have a lot on your plate at the moment, fuck the housework. You've got to conserve some energy for having two little rugrats in a few weeks. Can you get some 'me time' at the weekend?

I know I really want to take her. No rest for the wicked this weekend as its DDs first birthday on Saturday and we're having a party for her. Been told as well that my grandads funeral may be on the same day as my consultant appointment to discuss a c section. I can't miss that appointment! It's been booked since February as that was the earliest they could see me!!!

Thanks for the tip pud will be downloading that app! So glad to hear other viroids haven't shagged since they got pg! Last time we did was the day before I took the test, 2 and a half weeks ago combo of me feeling bloated and minging and generally down in the dumps, as well as being scared it'll harm the bean! I know the latter is redic!

Yes it is more to do with the fact that I have felt so ill/tired and DH has been tired too. Do think it will feel weird doing it knowing there is a bean in there though!

Wil DH and I are both teachers and there is lots that we love about it but both looking for an exit strategy. Obviously mine is on hold for a little bit! But we would quite like to have our lives back / be able to see our kids once we have them etc!

wil I wasn't too bad after DD my pelvic floor got really strong again soon after her and i took up exercising daily. While I was pg with her though I'm sure a left a piss trail everywhere I went I distinctly remember weeing freely down some wooden stairs at 30 weeks and losing the will to live

I'm leaking in the pant and bra areas. It's so glamorous isn't it?

Currently sat in pjs with a granny cardie on top, snot and mascara all over my face from having a bit of a feeling sorry for myself moment and eating Ben and jerrys from the tub with a teaspoon. Who wouldn't want to shag me??

This Sunday tori? Ooooh! I can fish the Pom poms back out!

Wow tori! It's so close, how you feeling about it?! We will all cheer along!

Does sound horrible gaggia, do you think you will be ok when baby is out?

Are you having a psychic moment pud? How funny if it's true!

No shagging going on here la, don't worry! Why you feeling down? Hope the ice cream helped!

Awww so exciting tori! Remind me is this your first?

Dulcet - been bit rubbish today, was my due date for first baby then had load of stress having to go to hospital twice for anti D.

All ok now, in bed with book having had cat cuddles!

Oh yes, sorry la - wasn't a great day for you either. But you got through it, and cat cuddles help sooth any issues. Hope tomorrow is better.

We any to meet him either tori!

la - hope you are ok, and whatever you did to remember your little one was the right thing, regardless of whether anyone else knew.
Thanks for all the advice. I think i will have a shop around and see if i can find a good deal!. Have to admit that i feel a bit guilty even thinking about it, but i have had anxiety issues in past and feel better having the bases covered, and knowing that there are options if breast feeding doesn't work for us. telling myself that at the end of the day, I've made it to my late 30s in pretty good health and with a good job and was bottle fed throughout, so it won't be the end of the world if i feed the munchkin that way too. It's just that some of my anxiety issues are tied up around "failing" so trying to get it into my thick skull now that it wouldn't be a " failure " if i can't breast feed.

Oh tori that's brilliant!
la that was a hug! You deserved ben and his mate jerry.

deeply dont be too hard on yourself either way. You sound like you have got all bases covered, that's excellent. Just do whatever is best for you and your family.

Ooh Tori that's exciting not long now

Deeply my anxiety is around not being prepared. I have a tendency to throw money at a problem (not that I have loads) but I'll buy stuff to be prepared and won't care if I don't need it. I bought dummies in case needed as at 3am when you're desperate you'll be glad of them. I need to have a couple of bottles and a couple of cartons of premixed for the same reason. We don't have a 24 hour supermarket nearby.

La hugs

Hope you're ok La and the ice cream helped.

DD wakes up at bang on 6am every day and it's really getting to is now, it u

Apologies hadn't finished and DD hit send.

Anyway we are used to the pest waking up at 7:30 not friggin 6!!! Think we need to get her a stay at the grandparents for a night so we can have a lie in! Fecking knackered doesn't cover it. Plus going to bed with achey legs and back and then waking up with them being just as bad is beginning to piss me off now. Told to take a paracetamol by the midwife yesterday. Yeah that'll help loads

Morning! 6am seems to be my body clocks new wake up time! Sorry your wee one is getting you up early pixie, you'll need to train her to make coffee and cook eggs.

What's with these Drs and midwives who are not helping you guys? Mine are almost completely the other way- I seem to get sent to the hospital every time I say something feels a bit off.

Pixie can you ask them for stronger painkillers? I was told I could take codeine for my hips if I need to but they are not bad enough for that.

I'm so excited today and it's for a ridiculous reason! Yesterday I did my last presentation at work and Monday was my last work trip. Last week we recruited my maternity cover. So today marks the first time day I can go into work and not stress about what's coming up and how much I have to do! Does that sound weird? It feels liberating to not have so much hanging over my head.

25 work days to go woo woo!

Baby is a bit quieter today but I'm lying still counting movements to see if perhaps I just haven't noticed them.

Ah there's a big kick that's good.

So this weekend I'm cracking on with nursery and I also have my first hospital antenatal class. I missed my first nct on Monday but I've been sent a nice email by the lady with photo of everyone at the class so I can start to learn their names.

Anyone doing anything exciting today. Where is lemon?

Purple by the time baby comes you'll be prepared don't worry. Make a list of what you need and also things to do before baby comes. I find that cathartic. It calms my anxiety and makes me feel like I'm achieving something regularly