We'd rather have a finger than a funnel whilst eating our bodyweight in Raspberry Magnums to ease the fanny daggers... keep growing those babies viroids, its JS Grads no 27

[Purpleball]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 27th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

So, who's for revolution with me then? I might start the VAGINA party. (Viroids and grads icecream ninja awareness) or FANWAH (Fanjos and ninnies joint operations society).

Didn't sleep very well after last nights cream cake binge so am still in bed and watching the rest of the election car crash unfold. So disappointing, I feel like we've all been bumsexed by the result which favours so few.

Serious case of swamp foof last night, my wax has started to regrow so it's all moist and itchy and 'orrible. Knickers on is uncomfortable, knickers off I feel like I'm leaking CM all over the sheets. Ugh! 36 weeks today..... might take a bump picture as I think I've very visibly dropped and you can all have a good laugh at my black foot And exploding belly button :) which apparently makes my bump look like it has a nose from the side.

Pom poms out for lovely kato

Vagina party is brilliant! I'm on board with that. Yes all come to Scotland! Although in reality I fear it will make no real difference as we'll still have to suffer the same inevitable cuts. At least Farage didn't get elected I suppose. I'm all for voting reform but it worries me how many seats they would end up with in that case. Are there really almost 3 million total right wing numpties in the UK? Scary thought.

If you're all coming to Scotland can I get one of your houses down there? Let me out!!!!

Hooray for the vagina party!!!

So the day has come where comfort is more important than style. I popped into primark to stock up on big baggy t-shirts, and those huge mirrors aren't very forgiving! I've never been more sad at the state of my body, seems all the cake and ice cream has gone straight to my love handles. Depressed

I am knackered after staying up so late to watch the election. I can't quite believe it (and in the interests of openness I am a complete floating voter and go with whatever and wherever I am when election rolls around) the only thing I don't like is a government that hangs around too long.

I feel a bit sad for the lib dems.

I am also outraged by the number of votes v seats some parties managed to get. Surely this is the biggest argument for PR? although the prospect of UKIP is more outrageous

I am home! I have had breakfast! I am somehow surviving on three hours sleep after a 23hr day yesterday - and I don't feel awful. I think body is preparing me for the baby!

Absolutely a case for a better voting system fleur! It's tough though as this was a great election to highlight that (not two party politics) but ultimately one party majority makes it unlikely.

My snacks are sitting on my love handles too rm, just don't look!

We need a kato update!

Purple have you seen this?

lemon the IFLS page is one of my daily treasures!

Hey viroids. I'm doped off my tits but fine! Baby Oliver John born at 0938 weighing in at 7lbs 3. He's pretty damn gorgeous.

Willupdare soon

Oh Kato he's perfect!!! Well done! Glad you're off your tits instead of sore as fuck

Congratulations and for you xxx

Oh kato he is so scrummy! Congratulations and well done! Definitely worth all those pots of puss heading over the country :)

*piss

Damned auto correct

Hoooooooooray kato congratulations!!! He's soooooo lovely - I hope you're having some rest and some well deserved newborn hugs. How are you feeling? Completely spaced out?

I am cream crackered! Been interviewing people all day and my back and belly are very achy.

before are you lurking? You're next!!!

Then tee........

Kato! you did a baby! Little wee Ollie! He is gorge, love the name, hope it's a nice off-your-tits type doped up.

Fucking hell, I've not looked at the list in a while, I'm sure there were like 10 people in front of me. Come on, where are all of you?! Yes, fine I'm itching to get this baby out, but I'm having one of those days where I am knee deep in denial and pretending that I have just eaten too much cake. (I have) But yes. Not baby. Just cake. Does anyone need a jiffy? I might have just pooed myself after looking at stats.

Kato, he is absolutely beautiful! Well done you!

Goooorgeous! Well done Kato and welcome to the world Oliver xxx

I love his name too

He's lovely Kato, congrats!

Kato he's just gorgeous. Many congrats. Hope the drugs stay in your system for a long time .

Oh kato he is gorgeous!!!

Congratulations x

Good on you kato he's perfect. Really well done to you lot!

Kato he's beautiful! Most babies look like potatoes, but he's actually a person! Congratulations on your new boy. Xx