We'd rather have a finger than a funnel whilst eating our bodyweight in Raspberry Magnums to ease the fanny daggers... keep growing those babies viroids, its JS Grads no 27

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 27th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

Just got in bed. Stupid politics! Might try cheer myself up buying baby stuff this weekend make the most of my money before Tories scrap mat pay!

Kato! Baby day! Good luck, so exciting, you'll have a new person by the end of the day!

Oh and it's looking like the Tories are staying .. How much damage are they going to do to the uk this time around I wonder? Goodbye nhs

Thank fuck our NHS is slightly protected although we won't be able to keep it going forever. What is wrong with people? Why are they so selfish? If you already have money, why can't you give a bit of a shit about people who don't. As much as I want to be a part of the UK, this is why independence is such a popular concept up here. Another four years of a party who are the polar opposite of what our country votes for. I could honestly cry.

Quick Kato go and have your baby before the NHS disappears completely! hope I can still get mat pay in December!

God I'm depressed. Why?!?? Why have people voted them to stay in?'b what's wrong with people !!!??

I sort of wish I was Scottish really, after this result. I was born there.. Scotland would you please have me back?

Good luck today Kato! Piss by post baby is on the way :)

Good luck Kato, look forward to seeing pics and hearing all about it. You'll be fine lovie

Sending all the positive thoughts to you today kato! You will be awesome

Massive hugs to you today kato! Will be thinking of you

My phone has a well known (apparently ) bug where the keyboard won't appear, and disappears mid post/text. I saw mistake but keyboard fucked off so I couldn't correct it! Kato, happy baby day!

Thinking of you Kato! Good luck today

Good luck kato!!

Honey mine does that too. I have to close the app and open it again. Sometimes I can post by guessing

If you press return a few times it brings the text up so you can see it

I can't reach the return button, it's part of the keyboard. What I do hit all the time is the fucking advert under the text box, as the keyboard is supposed to cover it. Sometimes if I press and hold in the text box, it might appear briefly again, long enough to type one letter before going again. I'm on the mobile site, so it's not an app thing, it's a buggy software without a patch thing. Must investigate further.

You can mention it in 'site stuff' honey - if you can type??

Hope you're getting a good breakfast kato! And a lay in but think you had an early start to look forward ward to.

Did you know there's an NCT sale here tomorrow toast?

I'm sleepy - and hungry!

Honey that sounds so annoying, it would put years on me.

Good luck Kato pity the baby can't arrive by post like the piss.

We'll have you back Toast!

Totally non JSing / Gradding related, but Chat can you please tell me what the government is like in Belgium ideologically? Left, right, centre? Fatty could you please do the same for the Netherlands? I can find lots of facts online, but not a balanced opinion. The election result is so shit I'm actually considering leaving

Sorry all for being shit, will try to catch up with the Fred shortly.

for Splodge!!!

Ooh good luck Kato!! Election results so darn depressing ugh!
Weird night here. Jem v restless & complainy until 2 then slept 6 hours straight. Both scenarios made mummy fret... Forgot how much worrying teeny babies create. Ah but they are cute though. Off to order meself a sitz bath and some piles cream. The glamour continues...

Eeek Kato it's today! Fuck that came round fast I have all my fingers and toes crossed for you, I'm sure you'll ace it as always.

Lots of unMNy and and [hugs]

Shall we all move to Scotland? I have some family in Edinburgh or could you put us up Wil? We can entertain miniWil and take microWil off your hands now and again so you can get some sleep?

Or we could sleep in Kato's garage - we can borrow her Mamaroo for our own babies!

We could all go under the pretence of 'helping out with the baby'