We'd rather have a finger than a funnel whilst eating our bodyweight in Raspberry Magnums to ease the fanny daggers... keep growing those babies viroids, its JS Grads no 27

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 27th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

P.s. Had my first midwife appointment today, she was lovely. She also loved the pelvic floor app! Anyway due to long cycles she is trying to book our scan for half term, so if that works it will be three weeks today!! (10 weeks)

pud that's great! Glad you had a good booking in appt!

dulcet that does sound fabulous, I would really like to have a go at that. How do you go about getting such a job?

Yay! So glad Facebook stalking exists what a relief! So pleased for her

I tried to do that the other day but couldn't see her dhs profile.

I also Facebook stalked catsofa and her baby arrived too

Kato next then before! Good luck kato we are all thinking of you and cheering you on.

My dh thought he didn't need to put in paternity forms because 'his boss will just give him the time off'. Umm...it doesn't work like that dear!

Gonna try some RLT. Baby is mega sprightly today, I definitely feel like he's gearing up for the final stretch.

Just went to dhs bar to see Mean Girls. They show a film every Thursday. Love that movie!

I ate:
Popcorn
2 packets love hearts
3 packets of space raiders
1 curly wurly
1 raspberry cheesecake chocolate bar

This is after my dinner of fish fingers and beans. And a cupcake.

That's brilliant pud!

Dulcet so you sit and watch people's count!!? What happens if you need to wee?

Pixie have you guys made up now?

My bump is going crazy tonight might be something to do with all the biscuits

It'll be election excitement Fleur .

Yes, hope all is ok Pixie, must be stressful having a littlie whose sleeping etc is still up in the air, when expecting another imminent arrival.

Your DH's bar sounds cool La.

Which party are you involved with Dulcet? hoping I haven't already insulted you Exit polls not thrilling me south of the border.

kato I am so excited for yoooou!!!! Will be thinking of you tomorrow :)

I'm eating another chocolate eclair in bed watching the alternative election on channel 4. Have to catch up on three Fred pages as have been a terrible viroid and spent the day eating cream cakes and not much internetting.

My ankle bruise has started to come out! It's colourful :)

Guys I'm shitting myself!!!

Oh kato no no no no get it together you are going to ace this, calm, peaceful, pain and stress free and you get to meet your very own human that you made and cooked and it will be awesome!

But it's going to scream at me... And I'm getting spliced apart... And I'm missing ds sports day...

But I posted my piss for this guy didn't I? Eeek

NATO are you c-sectioning tomorrow?! That is soooooo exciting! Your little lad will be a big brother! You'll have another baby! Amazing!

Lol @ NATO

Good luck for tomorrow kato!!

Lol "NATO"!!!

Ha ha fleur cross post!! Another lol!

Massive good luck nato kato - you are gonna ace it and it'll be so worth it! X

Oh my god I forgot about the posting piss!!! Brilliant! Xxx

You just have to be involved in a political party gaggia, and get volunteer. It's really not glam!

You wouldn't vote for us wil! But neither is anyone else so it appears! Not a massive surprise but disheartening as we work hard locally.

No panics kato! This is happening and it will be awesome! What time does it kick off??

Ok, so I stayed up. Not even 10% of results in and tomorrow is going to be painful

I think it's gone above local considerations in most cases Dulcet. Another four years of listening to that smarmy toad

Kato you will be great. It will be all serene and lovely and you'll get to meet your gorgeous new boy who you can take to DS' sports day next year. Good luck, will be thinking of you.

nato kato you will be amazing. Think zen thoughts. You're going to have a wee baby today! All that piss by post was worth it. You were my original bfp twinnie, can't believe how quickly time has gone! Good luck lovely you will be a legend as usual

Fucks sake if the fecking Tories stay in I'm definitely heading back to Scotland ASAP. Can't stand Tory shite!!!!

It's a massacre. I live in a safe labour seat but not looking good here. But it won't be a majority so who knows what will happen. Starting to fade a little it - need bed!

It's today kato! Get your good pants on!

Mr la is snoring merrily is it wrong to want to smother him?

Add farting to snoring. Jeez!

Scotland is turning yellow

Turning blue down here la, and that's mainly the air around me with my swears!

Can you generally roll him?