We'd rather have a finger than a funnel whilst eating our bodyweight in Raspberry Magnums to ease the fanny daggers... keep growing those babies viroids, its JS Grads no 27

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 27th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

Woohoo splodge!!! Lots of love and congratulations! Kudos on the intact foof!

Hope you're feeling better this morning kato - only one day left! Silly menfolk just don't fucking think 90% of the time. I don't know what it is about pat leave that seems to make them equate it with holiday either. Mr tee thinks he'll be out interviewing for a new job during his. I also don't think he's taken into account how much ££ he's going to be short as he is only paid statutory.

I am middle class store food shopping today! Woo!

Wooohoooo Splodge congratulations

Kato I'm glad you're sorted, bloody men!

Let's hope everyone's labour is as quick as Splodges

In other news the nagging twinge is getting worse...sciatica and the massage lady who normally fixes it is on holiday
I'm trying to find someone in cornwall to sort it

Yay splodge how wonderful! Bet you're thrilled. Sounds like you nailed it!!

That's the way to do it Splodge! So pleased for you, enjoy every minute. Hope all goes well with blood tests.

Need to get up. But bed is comfy.

everyday dilemmas

I slept well but I'm still knackered. Sol is back staying with us again. She was opening back door to go outside for a fag at 2am. Give me strength

*sil

Congratulations splodge!! Way to go

I'm glad you managed to discuss it with him Kato, hope you're feeling less lonely now

Well done splodge! Champion pushing!

4weeks 2 days today. Breathing deeply. So far pretending I'm not pregnant until after the early scan is going not so well. Have spent an inordinate amount of time looking at baby names. At least I'm off work for the rest of the week so I can sleep endlessly.

DH and I off for super-posh meal at hand and flowers tonight - we got a voucher for Xmas. He then wants to stay up watching the election results. I think I will be fast asleep.

Do you have any relatives left in Scotland La? That's annoying, when is she leaving?

Oh enjoy Niff, that's Tom Kerridge isn't it?
I tried to pretend I wasn't so I didn't talk about it but I was feeling sick all day every day so that didn't work.

Niff - perfectly normal! Think positively x

Wil - yes her whole family's there but she seems to just want to hang here for a bit. She's fun and lovely but it's just a bit inconvenient. I'm interviewing for my mat cover tomorrow that I need to prepare for and im really busy in general and want to be able to flop and not speak to anyone in between times.

She's having to stay in the nursery so as long as she's here we can't do anything in there

I've asked when she's leaving but it's all a bit vague

Ha not sure i'd entirely recommend super fast labour. 5cm dilated to 10cm in about 10 mins wasn't particularly fun but all worth it now of course!
Good luck with CS Kato! Xx

Splodge wowed! Amazing no more stitches when it all happened that fast

Purple yes, it is. I'm lying in bed looking at the menu- a fair amount of pregnant lady-friendly food. However I think MS has hit today, had to distract myself whilst shovelling brekkie in. Last time it was just morning sickness so fingers crossed I've recovered an appetite by tonight.

Ouch splodge. I never really 'felt' my cervix til I had the MC but It definitely stung then. I can't even imagine 5-10cm. Christ.

DH and I started the paternity leave discussion last night. A bit early but we're supposed to be moving to a very far away exotic and poor country in August with his job, where I can't give birth (or am not allowed to by his organisation) as the blood products aren't safe. So I have to leave by about 30 weeks. apparently he doesn't get any extra paternity leave though.... Wtf?

Congratulations Splodge! Well done that viroid enjoy the newborn snuggles.

Comparing my two labours, I'd take the quick one over the slow one ANY day!

Just had breakfast in bed. I'm an ungrateful bint - I would have preferred a lie in! Meeting a friend at the sling library then need to find my polling station. Googling the name of the building only produced a list of polling stations - helpful only been in the house for a year so haven't had to find it before.

Congrats splodge :)

Me too Pis, anything can be endured for a short period of time. Not that I felt that at the time of course. Is the address not on your polling card? Phone council?

That all sounds very exciting Niff.

Ooh congrats Splodge! Can we see a pic? Woo for intact foof

Niff that sounds lush. We went to Sat Bains when I was 14w with DD, he was lovely and tweaked my dishes very subtly so I could have the full menu.

Yay congratulations splodge!

So a question for you viroids - what do you do to keep the romance alive? I've had complaints that I am unromantic (basically comes from the fact that I have a lower sex drive than he does so I feel pestered constantly and resort to avoidance tactics and he feels neglected) - so other than the obvious one of shagging more - what do I do to be romantic?!

Beats me bat I feel decidedly unsexy and DH has not seem much action at all during pregnancy. He's not pestering me though (unless he thinks rubbing my bump is foreplay )

Speaking of bumps, this may come out wrong and make me out to be a shallow, vain, bitch, anyone else look at theirs and just think it's plain ugly? I am pale skinned so every vein is showing up, it almost looks purple! Also I have hair sprouting all over it and a line up to my belly button. Added to the lack of foof hair maintenance it's all looking a bit unattractive

Tempted to wax and fake tan

I had my bump waxed Fleur but I didn't mind the paleness as it was preferable to the angry purple stretch marks I had last time!

bat give him a blow job. Obviously

splodge you are a new baby mamma! Eek! Pictures pleeeeeeeease!

Here he is. We can't work out who he looks like, not me, DP or DS1 really! Perhaps he beamed down from outer space heh heh. Wish hosp would let us go home. Still waiting on newborn check.