Our super healthy fanjos just love getting their five a day but we draw the line at frozen poopsicles. We're the 25th JS Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 25th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet will be linked to by our stats hero La (can't do on iPad sorry!)

So, roll call below please, viroids!

And thanks for the nice comments re BabyPis she is, as expected, in a party mood right now.....

No just a digital one. I feel like there must be some overpriced baby nonsense I could get that I've not found yet. Really want something I can fit in crib by her head. Not massively keen on having my phone pointed at her brain for half the day (I'll just get my tinfoil hat ). Shall google.

I think it does sound like the Tonis La. Sorry if I was being intrusive earlier. It's just we have the shallow sockets issue too but I thought that was corrected by this. It's strange because they tell me that this will fix it completely yet they do follow up checks so they must be wary of some kind of relapse.

Oh hello pregnancy insomnia. Time to get reacquainted is it? Woke at 4.30 with a rumbly tummy, now up scoffing muesli & grapes. Hmm today could be interesting - meant to have lots of social plans but reckon I'll be crashing out sometime after lunch!!

Snap dplodge! I've just woken from the most insane dreams and I'm very confused!

I had my first dream about actually having a baby last night... Kinda forgot to feed her more than once a day for the first three days and then got really worried about her... Oops! Sure that's an impossibility in real life though so it's ok.

Mine always involve an elaborate situation, a man I either think is hot or used to date and lots of plot twists.

Last nights was a corker.

Oh and I will post 'the list' - need to find it on phone...

Found it! As always shout if there's anything new to go on!

Nursery/housing:
Moses basket / crib / snuzpod
Bedroom set (cot, drawers, changing table, nursing chair)
Sling
Carrier
Swaddle things - need to learn swaddling
Baby monitor
Swingy chair thing for making baby sleep in day
Baby prison thing for putting baby in so I can have a pee / bouncer
Baby gym mat
Mobile
Sophie le giraffe
Ewan the dream sheep
Nursery decorations like stickers
Bed clothes
Sleeping bag
Blankets

Travel:
Car seat
Isofix base (two way)
Buggy/travel system

Changing:
Changing bag
Changing mat
Nappy bags with industrial smelling lining to prevent poo smell from permeating house
Nappy bin?
Nappies - selection of newborns and size 1-2
Water wipes
Sudacreme
Cotton wool
Metanium

Feeding/burping:
Muslins
Bibs
Bottles for feeding expressed milk
Breast pump
Boob pads
Nipple protectors
Nipple cream - Lansinoh
Steriliser
Maternity / bf pillow
Breast milk bags and containers

Clothing:
Babygrows / vests
Sleep suits
Scratch mitts
Hats

Hospital:
PJs
Dressing gown
Pads
Massive pants for hospital
Lip balm
Snacks
Books
Games / tablet
Shampoo / conditioner / shower gel / makeup

Health:
Baby Calpol
Infacol
Cotton buds
Nail clippers
Thermometer
Dummies
Baby towel/hooded towel
Badedas for stitches
Baby bath
Baby soap/shampoo
Big fat pads for padding La's post-labour foof

Oh dear. I'm definitely BU and this is worthy of a flaming in AIBU.

But I'd said to dh the other day 'have you got me an Easter egg?'
'Yes' he says
'You know I love cadburys or galaxy ones?'
'Of course' he says.

I've got him 2 huge cadburys ones a week ago. You know the massive ones with lovely thick cadburys chocolate...mmm....

Just got up to feed cats. There's a rather small thorntons Easter egg sitting on the chest of drawers and I presume this is my Easter egg. He also seems to have bought it from wilko, as I've just found the bag and receipt on the floor downstairs along with the stuff he went to wilko to buy (home brew stuff). So he's gone to wilko to buy home brew, gone 'shit I forgot to buy her an Easter egg' and grabbed one.

I'm an ungrateful cow but I'm already plotting how to suggest swapping our eggs for each other's to him!!!

I have something new. Full set of adult waterproof pyjamas to protect you from unexpected mammoth vomits .

Have you given it to him yet? Why not just give him one and eat the other one? Everyone knows Cadburys easter eggs are the best.

Oh no wil! This morning?

Ha! Wil that's why I love this thread. That is exactly what I should do!!!

Or swap them now la so you give him the thorntons one. He might not even know. Why would he not get you a Cadbury one?!

Yeah, the downside of the hair dryer noise is the use of phone constantly near child wil. A cheapy radio like pis suggested might help!

Pigging out on museli and grapes has to be one of the healthiest midnight snacks I've heard of splodge!

That must have been some breakdown to cancel dinner plans kato! How are you after the sleep?

I'm confused then, don't tonis hurt? I assumed they did!

No they don't hurt although can be uncomfortable depending on how strong they are. I think most people get them through first pregnancy for ages and don't know what they are.

La you said 'should'. You're too nice to swap the easter eggs aren't you? Come on, be ruthless. The baby needs Cadburys. I ate my egg already so don't have one for today .

I have an emergency! Last night DH did a massive shit which has since blocked the toilet. At first he was impressed with himself (of course!) but after a dozen flushes since last night it's still blocked and now I need a poo. Where can I poo?! I have no space for keeping poo in me! I can't eat eggs until it's gone!

He's going to have to break his shit down. Jeez how big is this thing?

Great I've just read an article about how bad white noise is for a baby's hearing. Now I feel really guilty. I hate google.

Well it's gone down the pipe somewhere but managed to wedge itself somewhere and now the water and paper are all backed up. Asked if we could go to inlaws earlier so I can go but he needs a shower. He takes AGES in the shower. I'm entering panic mode!

Don't google wil, no good comes from that. Is it a trusted source at least? Not just forums of people chatting shit like us!

I guess everyone's different, but I don't find the tonis painful. Like wil says, I think I've been having them for weeks but didn't realise what they were!

Oh no dulcet! Wire coat hanger to try to unblock it? (Dh to do it obvs! )That's an impressive bit of poo production.

wil step away from Google! Google will tell you everything is bad.

of all the easter eggs. We never exchange eggs (not sure why...) Maybe I'll pop down to sainsburys tomorrow and get a discount one.

splodge that is such a healthy snack! My middle of the night snacks usually consist of cheese on toast, cereal or magnums!

Quoted medical folk and everything must be true. Have just remembered someone gave us a projector which I've not got out the box yet and I bet that has some kind of soothing sounds on it. Off to investigate.

He's probably blocked it up with masses of paper. Is the water right up? If not you're going to have to poo on top of it. Tell him to bugger off about the shower since he's the one who has blocked it. Also, how are you going to fix it?

Yey been meaning to ask for The List again. Thanks La. I'd add ear plugs & eye mask to hospital list in case like me 1st time round you end up sharing room with 3 other nightmare noisy mums & trying to sleep next to jaundiced baby in a Lightbox.
Totally swop the eggs La. What's he thinking?! You're eating for 2 & all that.

Ah, I x-posted dulcet (I'm very slow at typing on phone). Sounds too far gone for the wire coat hanger treatment. Maybe you could go a la tee in a jiffy bag?!

YES! Then post it to someone. Now who do I hate this week...?

How are you holding out?

Ha! Crazy lot! Hope the poo situation has resolved itself!

I had the most amazing sleep and feel great today. Off to see all the in laws for a walk and then to the pub where I will have to watch them all drink lovely wine
I have also been informed that I am
Ferrying everyone home again, 3 trips in our little car

Re the white noise, a friend of mine used to put her baby under the extractor fan in the kitchen during the day to get her little one off to sleep!