The JS Grads turn 19! We're cooking and popping out our JSing babies with style, co-ordinated changing bags and a healthy dose of humour!!

[Leela5]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 19th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 36th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Do you have to do it at that time Lil?

I'm sure I pooed in labour too. I hazily remember a smell...
for you Zyla. Your other half sounds lovely.

No signs Popz. Just had a curry although I can only handle fairly mildish ones so I doubt it would make a difference. I did add extra chilli pepper though just in case. Bet I live to regret that later.

The H&M skinnies fit me fine although I do probably have kind of chunky thighs. New look ones are crap. Stripes seem to be the staple look for pregnant women.

yep. have to do morning and evening one exactly 12 hours apart too

I was surprised by the stripes too. My jeans are from next - size 8, under bump, bootcut and they are wonderful - and four years old. Haven't had to start wearing mat tops yet, but my coat is getting tight. Ordered a Vertbaudet sale 3-1 parka to last through babywearing too :)

Oh Zyla that sucks, glad your DH was on hand to help, he sounds a keeper.

Aww Zyla glad MrZ was a sweetheart about it - hope you feel ok now x

There's a sterling AIBU about to be deleted! OP: AIBU to treat my neighbour like a peasant? every single reply : yes YABU you tit! OP: no I'm not - you're all just jealous!

My mat jeans are from Mothercare. They're not too big in the leg (I'm Humpty Dumpty shaped so my legs are proportionally slimmer then my middle) and the band is stretchy so fitted comfortably early on - I fear it won't be able to cope with another two months of growth though.

Haha Pis, I read that. "But I let her use my pool"!

It was like the thread the other day where someone looked after her neighbours kids for free and then the mum moaned about what she gave them to eat. People are hideous.

I got my mat over bump skinnies from asos, and they are pretty snug, I also got boyfriend fit too, but they are mahoosive and look odd..

Aw zyla I had a poo mishap after surgery and shat myself at a house party and tracked it all over the carpet..... If it makes you feel any better!

Nice warm bath tonight I think, it's cold and I ache!

Only when they're away and not using it themselves - wouldn't want to share pool water with the great unwashed now would she

I saw that one the other day too! Fancy turning up again the following morning to give her another chance !! More likely she'd realised she had pissed on her chips there.

Enjoy your bath Tee ! I'm at DP's and can't use his bath as it leaks I shouldn't grumble though - I had a bath this morning and have spent most of the day wallowing in a pool!

I cant find the post! Link..link!

Zyla you poor love, that sounds awful! I hope all the other poo stories have made you feel a bit better. I got my period as a guy was going down on me once, that was pretty embarrassing!

Is it normal to poo in labour?

I've got very pointy nips tonight. Is this a preggers thing?

Lil did you remember your injection?

I love my new look skinny mat jeans :(

My maternity jeans are rubbish so I'm reading with interest!

DP has announced that he will be coming with me to do the stable work until the baby arrives as I'm too pregnant apparently I've tried explaining that I like doing it and its my only exercise and he's having none of it! Im hoping he will get bored quick!

I pood in labour with DD la

I've heard they can give you a suppository that stops you poking in labour? have I made that up?

yep I remembered la. easier tonight too. I've posted a pic of alm my meds/needles in undergrads if anyone interested

In the olden times they used to give women enemas before labour to prevent pooing... Not the done thing nowadays!!

Pooing is a good sign La! It means the baby is squishing past your bowel and therefore on its way out... Most people I know have done but I don't think it happens to everyone! I did a tiny one sat on a stupid birthing stool, which was no help whatsoever!!

OMG I was so not with it when I was in labour (love my epidural) but i was aware enough to worry about pooping. I didn't poo though but to be fair if had got him out quicker I would of happily pooped!

Popz how are you doing? Did we ever hear your birth story or do you not want to talk about it? If you'd rather not that's understandable!

Lil I'll go have a look...

Yay purple

Brilliant news! I have everything crossed for a sticky bean for you and a happy and healthy pregnancy.

Lauren get him to fill hay nets and water troughs, only jobs I could ever get my dh to do!

Am back! Lazy Daisy was good, and poop free!

Ah Zyla you poor thing!! But yes I'm taking comfort in all the poo stories after last night's arse-rain fest. Feeling much better now after not eating much today.
think my most undignified moment came the day after giving birth to DS when I was getting DP to help me change massive maternity pad (whilst I had catheter in which was a bit of a fuss) & during the process a huge liver-sized blood clot flopped out me vag almost onto his foot. not the most romantic of moments but it made us giggle heh heh!

Will do birth story soon... I need to write things down. I think it'll end up being a war and peace style epic so I'll have to do a potted mn version It's not the most positive though, I'm afraid.

All good here... life is an endless round of biscuit eating and breastfeeding nowadays

Glad you enjoyed Daisy Zyla. We're starting Daisy Tinies in a few weeks

Glad you made it zyla.

God all these stories are so glamorous. No wonder we all lose our shame after childbirth.

La from your fb profile pic, I can see you have a far superior figure to me which probably explains why you look better in the New Look jeans. Also mine are from a few years ago so maybe they are different now.

I know Pis, she clearly thought she was better than this neighbour. "Leave your purse at home", patronising cow.

Let me know if it's any good Popz although I don't know how I'll fit anything in for the baby with all of MiniWil's stuff.

Oh zyla, I support you and feel for you as that must have been horrible but... It was pretty funny! Glad DH didn't turn his nose up.

Why are you all tiny size 8s?! How can we all talk about food like we do with you being size 8?! Not good to read as I tuck into a Singapore version of Burger King breakfast bap...

Great news about the scan essie. Hope it keeps the fear away for a bit at least.

I'm coming home! At the airport where I can confirm butterflies wil. Got here three hours early just to feel like I'm getting there. Spent a good 40mins trying to find something to eat and ended up at BK. Feeling pretty rough and not sure if it's pregnancy or what. My fears have started up again, midwife Thursday though so hopefully can hear the heartbeat.

That remind me, no one answered my pregnancy anxiety thing! Is it a thing? I googled and it mainly said depression. I'm not depressed, I'm anxious!

I have anxiety all the time dulcet so no idea if it's pg related or not unfortunately

Glad you're getting to go home, safe journey

I got my combined results today and it said 1:200 and low risk. Is that a normal sounding result? I've seen people with 1:1000 results so I'm wondering why mine is so much higher. It's worrying me a bit.

Dh just home from his thurs night piss up and snoring next to me. The joys!

I'm not a size 8 and the only time I ever was when I was a party girl and never ate properly which was bad and I looked tired all the time. I'm curvy with big hips, bum and boobs. At the moment I feel pretty unhealthy and flabby because I am too tired to do any exercise.

I'm looking forward to starting daisy, was it good zyla?