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The JS Grads turn 19! We're cooking and popping out our JSing babies with style, co-ordinated changing bags and a healthy dose of humour!!

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Leela5 · 03/01/2015 22:25

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 19th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 36th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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willywallace · 10/01/2015 10:42

Ooh now champagne, chocolate, hand cream, lip balm etc sounds amazing. Itunes voucher if she listens to music whilst running? Malaysia will be fab. Do you get to do any sightseeing whilst you're there?

ChatEnOeuf · 10/01/2015 11:25

Widdly, that sounds excellent :)

La Our FB announcement was the same - it does make you feel loved, however invalid a measure that is. We got a few 'well done' comments too, a touch weird I agree.

Re: maternity gift - some champagne would be lovely. Also those Dairy Milk clusters - perfect for feeding times. Nail polish, a pre-birth manicure is a lovely thing, unless she's having a section - then she'll have to clean it off. Lip balm is good too.

RPopz · 10/01/2015 12:42

Oooh famous La! Make sure you let us know when you're on Smile

I was always a bit militant about fb announcements... when I wasn't upduffed! And then I was and we did one, cos everyone else does... and it's an easy way to blanket inform everyone. The response was lovely Smile I always felt like people were rubbing my face in it before but in hindsight that was just silly! Anyway. Basically. I'm pro fb announcements now Grin

Eek, hope you have a fab time Dulce! How long is the flight?

How's things with you and DP today Lauren?

Feeling any better Wil?

RPopz · 10/01/2015 12:44

I didn't bother with pregnancy vits after my first trimester folic acid ran out La.

RPopz · 10/01/2015 12:45

Oh - I'm in the Ev-e-lyn camp Boo!!

willywallace · 10/01/2015 13:19

Haha the ever changing fb rules between those with kids and those without!

I don't mind anything on fb which isn't wanky. Luckily I don't know too many wanky people! The things I find a bit stupid are lovey dovey messages to children/spouses which really could just be said to their faces. No need to involve a hundred odd other people. I get more annoyed by the occasional right-wing political bullshit which comes up because other people have liked it.

willywallace · 10/01/2015 13:23

Haha the ever changing fb rules between those with kids and those without!

I don't mind anything on fb which isn't wanky. Luckily I don't know too many wanky people! The things I find a bit stupid are lovey dovey messages to children/spouses which really could just be said to their faces. No need to involve a hundred odd other people. I get more annoyed by the occasional right-wing political bullshit which comes up because other people have liked it.

willywallace · 10/01/2015 13:23

So important I said it twice.

lildottie · 10/01/2015 13:26

I'm obviously still on the wrong side of the fence for this discussion, but I'm not against fb announcements. I plan on hinting at our struggle when we do ours to soften the blow to any "me's" who may see it. however posts like "swimming with my fairy (4mo) and she is a daredevil and has no fear" annoy me sooo much. she's 4mo ffs, she hasn't learnt fear yet! oh and "she's been looking for (her brother) and daddy today" no she hasn't, she's 4mo she's just starting to notice her surroundings and see further afar!!

um sorry, rant over

lildottie · 10/01/2015 13:28

I'm obviously still on the wrong side of the fence for this discussion, but I'm not against fb announcements. I plan on hinting at our struggle when we do ours to soften the blow to any "me's" who may see it. however posts like "swimming with my fairy (4mo) and she is a daredevil and has no fear" annoy me sooo much. she's 4mo ffs, she hasn't learnt fear yet! oh and "she's been looking for (her brother) and daddy today" no she hasn't, she's 4mo she's just starting to notice her surroundings and see further afar!!

um sorry, rant over

willywallace · 10/01/2015 14:20

Glad to see it's not just me doing the double posts, must be an app issue.

I have someone who posts about their puppy as if it's a baby. That's pretty annoying. In fact she's one of the right-wing likers. I should probably hide her.

RPopz · 10/01/2015 14:43

Haha... I do the puppy thing Wil ... Blush

laurenamium · 10/01/2015 14:54

Thanks for the waffle eating on my behalf boo Smile

I'm still taking pregnacare la but I've been told I definitely should be because of the small baby risks I've got and I have notoriously bad eating habits

DP has gone back to his home town for the night to give me some space. We will be okay and we are talking again, I'm just more annoyed that I put myself in a position to get hurt and insecure again as I said I never would (I used to have an ED and have massive body hang ups that have been getting much better). So I'm looking forward to an early night with a new DVD later!

Hope everyone is okay!

willywallace · 10/01/2015 16:04

Hugs Lauren, enjoy your chilled out evening. Thanks

Ha Popz, just as well I can't see your profile Wink . I would pretty much guarantee you're not on the same level though. And half the annoyance is just because she's a bit of a twat in general.

I don't get fb rage though. One of my friends had to come off fb as she would get so pissed off with everyone bragging about stuff, holidays, boyfriends etc. I think really the problem was that she was envious though which I don't think is healthy. It doesn't particularly bother me if other people are better off than me or have more stuff. I'm happy in my squalor Grin .

Pisghetti · 10/01/2015 16:36

Hide her as in give her a hiding Wil? Sounds justified to me.....

Heading out for a birthday meal tonight (not mine) and totally can't be bothered. Just realised I haven't brought anything to wear either (I'm at DP's). He's giving me sideways looks now that I've announced I'm going out in jeans tonight. Don't give a shit. I feel on the verge of an all out pg rage fest for no particular reason!

Pisghetti · 10/01/2015 16:38

BTW mozzarella waffles? OMG Lil! Might get a waffle iron for my bday.....

lildottie · 10/01/2015 16:47

I know PiS, dh sent me the link. I need a waffle iron now!

willywallace · 10/01/2015 17:36

Grin Pis, maybe when I'm no longer pregnant although she's bigger than me. I hope you have better weather than us, just got snowed on. Jeans are the only thing I would even consider wearing.

laurenamium · 10/01/2015 18:39

I also consider my skinny maternity jeans my smart clothes these days Grin they're smarter than leggings which are my only other maternity option!

LaLa5 · 10/01/2015 19:45

Evening viroids! Finally got around to updating stats with revised due dates following scans and new grads added :):

JS Grads

wilmabedrock
DC2 due Jan 19th

Redshoes56
DC1 due Feb 14th

ZylaB
DC1 (DD!) due March 6th

Pisghetti
DC2 (DD!) due March 16th

TabbyTurmoil
DC1 due April 9th

TheBooMonster
DC2 (DD!) due April 11th

laurenamium
DC2 (DS!) due April 25th

minimooo
DC1 (DD!) due April 24th

Catsofa
DC1 due April 30th

couldbeanyone
DC2 due April 26th

splodge77
DC2 (DS!) due April 27th

MrsNM
DC1 due April 27th

KatoPotato
DC2 (DS!) due May 16th

BeforeIChangeMyMind
DC2 due May 30th

Callipygian00
DC1 due June 4th

teejayem
DC1 (DS!) due June 8th

freshstart4us
DC2 due June 9th

Cymraes
DC4 due June 13th

WigglyBraddins
DC2 due June 23rd

ChatEnOeuf
DC2 due June 23rd

rm00054
DC1 due June 25th

fattycow
DC1 due July 3rd

DulcetMoans
DC1 due July 9th

Leela
DC1 due July 14th

FleurChamp
DC1 due July 18th

Indigoblue2
DC1 due Aug 12th

EssiesInvisibleLlama
DC1 due Aug 25th

deeplybaffled
DC1 due Sept 4th

lildottie
DC1 due - TBC!

Lovely Graduated Grads:
Juni DD born Oct 20th
cookie DS born Aug 13th
Horace DS born July 24th
Ness DS born Nov 10th
FurryScoob DD born Nov 19th
zenry/something DD born Nov 26th
garybuseysteeth/(potentially also DrFunke) DD born Dec 3rd
Minion DD born Dec 23rd
RPopz DS born Jan 2nd

laurenamium · 10/01/2015 19:50

Wow I'm moving up that list scarily quick Shock

deeplybaffled · 10/01/2015 19:53

Ooh, I feel a bit more official, now I'm on the list!
saw the gp yesterday and had to pick which of 3 local hospitals I wanted to go with, and give dates and things, but still all feels rather theoretical.
Can anyone offer any advice as to when it might start to feel real???

LaLa5 · 10/01/2015 20:00

Lauren hope it goes ok with your dp Flowers

Dulcet have an amazing time!!

I'm still low down on the list and I'm ok with that! Although we had a lovely time having brunch with my friends and their 3 week old boy. Gorgeous and they were so chilled out with him, it gave me hope that it is possible! So funny though - they handed him to dh who's never held such a small baby before. He looked shell shocked but then very pleased.

Facebook is so artificial, folk give a skewed version of their lives. I think it would be daft to get envious of people based on what they post.

Pis what's wrong with jeans? I would wear jeans Grin

laurenamium · 10/01/2015 20:01

Mine started to feel real about 6 or 7 weeks deeply when I started making friends with the toilet and throwing anything I ate up! Grin

LaLa5 · 10/01/2015 20:03

Deeply it felt more real when the boobs got massive and bump started to appear but to be honest it wasn't until I had my private scan at 11 weeks and saw profile of baby properly that it felt real. Yesterday even more so with scan.

Oh and the sickness...uggg

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