The JS Grads turn 19! We're cooking and popping out our JSing babies with style, co-ordinated changing bags and a healthy dose of humour!!

[Leela5]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 19th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 36th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Fab news Zyla and Fleur!

Pillow sounds awesome! I'm so achey in bed now

I'm joining the 'Viroids who hate Mothercare' brigade. Two weeks after placing an order for the two car seats on sale, they've now decided they're out of stock and have cancelled the order. To compensate me they've offered discounts on some other similar seats. One fared so badly during testing Which? classed it as a 'don't buy'. The other is so expensive that even with the discount, one seat costs the same as the two seats were going to cost together. Rubbish. I'm down to only having one car seat! No cool 'Pis3seats' mafia moniker.

I'm going to see some cars this weekend to replace my clapped out Frankie. Excited

They are crap Pis.

9ft? Isn't that bigger than your bed? I just sleep with a pillow between my legs. Do you sleep on top of this one?

Great news Fleur, good luck for tomorrow La.

I need this pillow by the sound of it. Cocooned in pillowy heaven? Must have!

Yes splodge 27th! High five for being due date twins! Haha
I'm hoping my bp settles so I stop getting threatened with an early induction if it continues to rise.. So really i have no idea when baby will turn up but as close to the 27th as big bossy medical shouty people will let him will do me though

God mothercare sound terrible! I looked on their Facebook page as well and it's just folk complaining about crap service.

Ok - pillow looks like this

Pros - like being in a womb, you can mould it round you and wrap it under pressure points. I get achy joints so it's taking the pressure off
You can use it as bolster to stop husband elbowing you in his sleep

Cons - it's massive so takes up loads of room, takes a while to get used to sleeping on it but is very comfy

I'm so mad though. Was actually asleep and sleeping nicely. Frigging dh has come home drunk, is snoring like a train and is rammed up next to me and impossible to shift. So bloody pissed off with him!

Raaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

And...I have a nose bleed

Oh no la hope it stops soon.

I love the look of that pillow but we just have a normal size double bed and I'm not sure there would be any room left for DH

I need to do something though as I have not slept well all year (I am well aware it has only been a week but it feels much longer).

Good luck for today la

Oh my word that pillow looks amazing! I want one and I'm not even pregnant any more!

Morning viroids, I'm struggling to get out of bed for a change it's just so dark!

Good luck today la and I'm glad your scan went well yesterday fleur!

Nothing exciting to report here! I'm having a week off hospitals

I've given up expecting to sleep well. Had horrible dreams too.

I think the only remedy for Mr La is an 'accidental' elbow to the face La. Any chance of him agreeing to sleep on sofa if he wants to get pissed?

Anyone else hot all the time? Closed the windows last night because of the wind but consequently was roasting. We keep the house cool though so I know it's not actually hot. Blooming hormones.

Fleur I'm absolutely ok with the idea of there being no room for dh!

Hi viroids and congrats to new people
Glad all ok zyla
Good luck for scan la!
Struggling with my back too, a desk job does not help
Also tmi alert but I appear to have leaking boobs already?!
Sorry if I've missed anything thread move fast!

That pillow looks amazing! Though I fear both DH and DD would get the hump if it came into bed with us. I'm going to need a superking if this baby sleeps as terribly as the last... Good luck today La, I'm sure scan will be amazing. Looking forward to pictures later :)

Glad everything is good Fleur, were the Harmony bloods good too?

Could, my boobs have been leaking for a week or so too. Bit disconcerting as they didn't really at all with DD. Sending DH back into the loft tomorrow for additional big bras and the massive, unopened box of breast pads from last time around. He will be pleased - he only put the tree back on Sunday

Pis that's really shit. They did the same to me with a lovely set of nursery furniture last time - special offer, ordered, paid, then a few weeks later it was out of stock. I don't buy from them any more unless they have an excellent sale on and I can't find it cheaper. And even then I only ever do in-store, as I can't trust them. Told their manager this once when she suggested ordering an out-of-stock item. She looked sheepish but offered no reassurance that my experience was unusual.

Hope everything goes okay la xx

Feel your desk back pain could - wheat bags are my friend.

yes wil! I got told last night that it was like 'Sleeping next to a spring roll' and Mr T huffed and fidgeted away from me. I didn't feel that hot, but apparently I was radiating. It's causing drama at work as everyone in our office has those under desk fan heater things on and I have my window open. The worst for me is on the train - I get the terrible sweats

I want that pillow. It'll be like a barricade. I feel awful. I am trying to recall liking sharing a bed with poor Mr Tee.

Yes chat they worked out the figures I would get from the NHS (1 in 300, I think, he only told me verbally) and the harmony ones are (1 in 10,000) which is so much more reassuring even though I know in percentage terms it is not a huge deal.
Also all the soft markers were good.

I cannot recommend FMC highly enough.

Good luck today la! Hope they don't make you wait too long.

I was just talking to a pregnant friend at work who was saying about the heat. I've not had it but can imagine being heavily pregnant over summer time will give me some experience of being hot and pregnant! Like the springroll comparison tee!

Argh, I've missed loads! Hello viroids!
Sorry about your mothercare woes Pis... they really are the wankiest company! Make sure you ham it up, get some free shit.

Good luck with your scan today La

Baby no name is a week old today!

Popz! How are you!? Have you played the 'I pushed, therefore I name' card yet??

Hello! My baby is very active to the point where she was struggling to measure him/her! Everything looks normal and I've been put forward 3 days to July 14th

Delighted

Excellent news la!

I've fallen out with DP, big time. He's an arse. So I'm going out for the afternoon, and possibly tonight too

What's he done Lauren?

Congratulations La! So pleased for you.

Great news la! Hope that keeps the nerves at bay for a bit!

Oh no lauren, whats he done? Any form of punishment that would be suitable?

Great news La!

I've been overwhelmed by the size of my workload before I go and have therefore been a largely efficient and worthwhile employee today. I'm currently on lunch back to the grindstone soon though

Popz! Still baby no name?

We still have nothing decided name-wise. Back in the summer when I was just a few weeks gone, we heard a name and DP casually remarked that it was quite nice. DM has been asking frequently if we've picked a name out yet and DS told her that name last night (he deeply dislikes it and so I've made a rod for my own back by telling him it's a contender to wind him up). She replied with "Eurgh, bleurgh that's awful, disgusting!" THIS is why I think name choices are best not communicated until the parents of the baby in question and have decided themselves! If we did really like that name and had bestowed it upon the baby post-birth, no one would be so rude as to openly criticise it would they? She's now decided to call the baby Blodwyn until it's born (and no that is not and never will be a contender!)

Great news la so pleased!!

Fab news la!

We have no names either Pis although think we'd manage to cobble a boy one together. If it's a girl we're screwed.