The JS Grads turn 19! We're cooking and popping out our JSing babies with style, co-ordinated changing bags and a healthy dose of humour!!

[Leela5]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 19th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 36th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Oooooh I feel another JS baby may be with us soon!

Glad Mr Lauren is being nicer. Gx for Lauren and Zyla that your follow ups will be ok and your babes are happy cooking for a bit longer x

Aw La selling a pet is hard but it sounds like it's best for you and for him overall x

Big hugs la & Lauren

oh will hope you're okay... xx

Some light relief this morning.. I have a vair vair important meeting with a client today so I decided to crack out one of my new Asos mat dresses. It's a bit more.. 'Bodycon' than I expected so I ran around this morning trying to find suitable under undergarments so I don't have VPL.. (Actually can't wait to stop giving a shit about things like that) Anyway, found a V small thong, slapped in a pantyliner (CM is out of control) and travelled into work.

I've just popped into the loo before making my tea and pantyliner has done some kind of horrendous reverse flip and is stuck to my foof . I had to rip it off, and with bristly fanjo.. this will teach me to be lazy with waxing. :(

tee at least you wouldn't get leaks if it was stuck on!

wil pack your bloody bag. Sicky = on the clock!

Though I appreciate feeling shit will make it a slow job.

That hilarious tee!

Wil - labour sick or just sick? Can we get our pom poms out?

wil think of your frilliest most inappropriate undies: you will find them in the bag if mrWil packs it :p speaking from experience

Haha Popz thinking about what DH would dress me and baby in is brilliant motivation to pack bag when the time comes! Hilarious thought!

Cervix gate was a bit of a drama but fingers crossed all over now, I am apprently in a very low risk category for cervical cancer now as have all clear and clear HPV too so chances of it coming back almost nil which is good.

La You are brave and you have not failed him at all. You can't do everything, and your decision ensures the best for everyone. Hugs for you.

I was up all night in agony, very scary and though I was dying or miscarrying, DH called out of hour Dr and they saw me first thing and I have a bladder infection, have had UTIs in the past but doesn't feel anything like that, it's v different pain. They've given me antibiotics and sent sample off to lab to ensure I've got right meds. I am really hoping this explains why I've been feeling so shite for the last week or so! So I'm off work today.

tee I almost spat tea onto keyboard at pantyliner story! Hope you are ok!

I'm thinking of my diamante studded thong with the word 'Kinky' dangling from the back.... I kid you not - a gift from a former lover. I should probably throw it away tbh - not like it'll ever be practical for any situation!

Nice Tee saved yourself a few ££££ on a professional wax job!

Can I ask for some ideas from the viroids? It is my birthday next week and I'm completely stuck for ideas on what I want. My mum is paying for a haircut and I've sent her some links to maternity/nursing nightwear (two pack of pyjamas down to £10 in Mothercare if you're looking for a bargain!). DP got me a massage voucher for Christmas (lush!) and I'm going to a Spa on the day to laze about in the pool and have afternoon tea but I've paid for that myself. I can't think of anything I want/need apart from things like maternity pads which I don't think DP or DS will be too happy about getting as a birthday present!

Hope your ok essie that sounds sore!

Mountain just got bfp over on js thread in WTf cycle. Delighted for her!

My dh would be packing frilly thong, vibrator and nipple tassels

Those knicks sounds delightful Pis! I had some that tied up on the sides from a former lover too, think I quite enjoyed throwing those away!

Hmmm, not sure re bday pressie ideas. Anything you want for when you are on mat leave? I want to learn to knit yes I know I won't have time but I can dream! and I'm from a family of exceptionally talented needleworkers, except that skill seems to have totally bypassed me, but my Mum bought me a really fab book on knitting for Christmas with some really cool patterns and I made a scarf and I've actually started making a baby blanket and actually it's quite respectable and even has a pattern on it. I know knitting it probably not what's on your list of things you want to be doing, but is there anything like that? DH bought me a pasta machine for Christmas which is pretty wicked. Again I know I won't have time to use it, but it's kept me entertained for the last couple of weekends!

La, I think antibiotics are kicking in already, or perhaps its the relief of actually knowing there is a reason why I've been feeling poo.

Yay another grad. Thats ace.

Oh God... thongs! Why were they ever a good idea?? Haha! Hope your foof is ok Tee

Eek sounds scary Essie. FX the antibiotics kick in soon. Plenty of water!! I had severely abnormal smears a couple of years ago and had to have the cells biopsied out. There was initial fussage about my cervix being short when I got preg but luckily all was well. Hopefully they'll keep a good eye on you!

Hope you're ok Will? I didn't really feel ill before I went into labour. We went on a dog walk and for a pub lunch!

Ooh haven't popped in on the JSers for a while...

I would ask for nice pampery things pis - stuff I know I won't be able to afford/have the time to buy after Tiny Tee turns up... For Christmas I got a huge box of bath stuff from Lush & a voucher for a pedicure which was one of my favourite presents.

I wish it'd have done the waxing, in fact on a second inspection I just have pantyliner glue stuck in my pubes now :( waaaaaah.

Great news about Mountain!!

Mr Tee is a crazy minimalist, so if he packs the hospital bag (Which I said to him he should do because he'll be getting everything out of it for me in the end, although the more I think about it, the more I'm feeling it's a bad idea!!) he would provide one of each item on the list. One cotton bud. one wipe. One Mat pad. Seriously. This is a guy who packs his suitcase at the end of a week away with work and folds all his dirty laundry back up neatly before coming home

I am not a neat freak, much to his disgust.

Tee mine is the same! He folds his dirty pants to pack to come home and he pairs his dirty socks too, so I always have to go through and unpair them when I put them in the washing machine or sometimes when I take them out and hang them up!. I cannot wait to see him attempting to fold really small baby things. He is however, totally awesome at folding bed linen!

Will hope you are doing ok.

essie it's ridiculous isn't it! I can't tell what's dirty and what's not without close inspection, so I end up washing all of it and then get told 'Oh those trousers aren't dirty, I need them for tomorrow'

Kudos to him though, I very rarely iron anything because he is SO good at it.. so it's not all bad..

Snap, he irons all his own shirts because I don't do it well enough!

Hello viroids! Long time no see! How is everyone?

tee, please be careful with your bath things from Lush. They are notorious for causing thrush, especially in pregnancy and a lot of the items contain things that aren't good in pregnancy!

pis, any baby things you still need that you could ask for your birthday? Maybe not maternity pads, but how about something like hot water bottles suitable for baby with a nice covering?

God I'll swap you both. MrWil doesn't even fold his clean clothes.

Shit I hope it's not some kind of slow labour build up, I have someone coming for lunch. Feels like a stomach bug without the throwing up/arse rain.

MiniWil just had a massive tantrum in public and lay down in the middle of some automatic doors. Toddlers are so embarrassing. I actually considered stepping over her and pretending she wasn't mine.

Tee that's happened to me before. Yowch, hope you're ok! Can't remember the last time I wore a thong!

That's fabulous news for Mountain, really hope it all goes to plan.

Oh I forgot about birthday stuff. Anything you want for mat leave such as books, boxsets? Anything you need for the house? Random jewellery? Vouchers for clothes after baby arrives? I found I couldn't afford to buy clothes for ages and it pissed me off.

Hope you're okay wil and that the anti biotics kick in soon essie that must have been very scary!

I am at DHs packing! Mine would bring sandwiches and skinny clothes. I still don't think he realizes I won't be back in skinny clothes straight away. It can be a happy surprise for him

I could give my DH a list of what to pack and he'd still miss things. He does that with supermarket shopping. Apparently when he ignores things off the list its because I wrote them in the wrong order?!

I just had dippy eggs for lunch, thank you for that, they were lion stamped!

wil hope you feel a bit better soon, doesn't sound very pleasant.

Oh, that's a bit worrying fatty - I spoke to the manager in my local lush and was told that the levels of essential oils etc were so small that they wouldn't be harmful & the biggest hazard would be any of the bath products coating the bath after draining which would cause a slip hazard. I've been using Lush bath stuff 2-3 times a week for the last 4 months. (Basically since my BFP as bath is the only thing that really helps my back.) :( I've not had any problems at all..

Thank you viroids! I got a baby carrier for Christmas and money for baby things from both sides of the family so I might avoid baby things although a hot water bottle is a good idea Fatty as I'd get plenty of use out of that even before baby came for my achey bits. I might go for a manicure Tee I stopped biting my nails about a year or two ago and am absolutely rubbish at having nails. I keep breaking them and never paint them. It'd be nice for them to look nice for a bit! Essie I tried knitting a while ago and gave up in frustration. My mum knits beautifully and has done some lovely little cardigans already. I do quite a bit of cross stitch though and have been looking for a nice birth sampler to do while I'm on mat leave. Might get DP on the case there! Wil clothes vouchers post baby is a genius idea!

DP is a bit of a clean freak too. He made some snarky comment last night about me using my floor as a wardrobe. I'd put a pile of washing down for a moment to do something else! Mind you I do more cleaning than he does - he has a cleaner

If it makes you feel better pis I always hang my clothes up on the floor. :) We were in mothercare last week and the lady asked me if I wanted the hangers and Mr Tee chimed in and said 'Oh I wouldn't worry, she'll never use them' .