The JS Grads turn 18! We are young, we are free, keep our foofs all tidy! No cigs, alcohol and a lack of JSing... but Nik Naks, Monster Munch and chip butties for all!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 18th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 35th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

No Dulcet! I want my little Jobbie to be uneeeq innit.

Popz, you get used to expressing v quickly like all the other unglamorous stuff involved with motherhood. Once you've had 7 or 8 people staring up your chuff during labour, everything else pales in comparison .

In completely unrelated stuff.... I still have some upside down catfish! We bought some the other day, but I haven't see them, turns out they like hiding in the plants, but came out for food, so yay! (Gotta get my grins where I can!)

I emailed mothercare's MD today, complaining about the terrible service and lack of chair, let's see if anything gets done!

I'm starting to get pushchair withdrawal too! Still dunno when that's coming, but hoping end of jan, or start of feb.

Have you resorted to social media yet zyla? Tell them how traumatising it is for you.

I have a headache. May go to bed just out of boredom.

Aww wil feel better!

Yeah, get thee to twatter zyla, find that to be a most effective way nowadays. Complaint last Christmas about lack of cremes in my quality street did me very well!

Might join you in bed wil. Well, my bed. You go to yours!

No social media yet, but may have to soon!

What did you get Dulcet?

@furry'snipples could tweet them on your behalf.

Any of you lovely viroids know about the things you put up your foof and blow up to stretch it in preparation for labour? Now THAT is what I thought you meant by "pumping"..

£7 in vouchers. That was more than 2 tubs of quality street in return - which had cremes in!

I social media-ed in my quest to fuck mother care over.... They reply pretty much instantaneously on fb and twitter... but they can't actually do anything apart from get a manager to ring you. Still good to publicly shame them

Haha, indigo WTAF?? Are you thinking of perineal massage?

I'm wide awake!

DH once wrote to Durex to complain when they stopped doing extra large ones.... () and they sent him a letter to say sorry and loads of freebies HAHA!

I'd rather a box of orange cremes tbh though....

indigo that just sounds wrong! so wrong! I'm traumatised enough by the idea of ivf pessaries and giving birth atm, stop adding to the list. for the love of god stop!

sooo want chocolate now you bad people!

min hope you're OK and not too fed up!

What are you lot on about? Very amusing!

Good night but I'm on way home as everyone else is heading onwards. Bump is sore in jeans and I need a big pump.

Bought new boulder holders omg I wish I'd done it weeks ago! Soooooo comfy!

Don't fart your way into labour La.

What in God's name are you on about Indigo? That sounds terrifying.

I needed suppositories during recovery last time. That was pretty horrific.

zyla say it's caused yo so much worry that now just thinking about it gives you branson hicks! :P

indigo that sounds like a torture device!

popz omg orange cremes...

wil that's not helping. I have to put at least 2 of them up the back door! ugh! damn it I can't remember which 2 days that is

boo branson hicks! how did he get the credit?!

Oh do you? Why's that?

one is transfer day so its not messy for them. can't remember what other one is now though. I'm thinking I could've made second one up! I can do the rest vaginally. tbh I prefer the idea of injections!

just asked dh and he said its first one and transfer day one. glad he came with me!

Hello all
I can put in another good word for the Aldi mamia nappies - they're pretty much a carbon copy of Pampers, but half the price! We wwbt through about 300 size 1s in J's first month, but they only cost about £2.50 for a pack of 30. We're just moving into size 2 now at 5weeks. Their wipes are also v.g.
Other stuff I couldn't live without:
Feeding pillow - a GODSEND for tired arms and tricky BFing.
Cellular blankets for tucking him in at night before he's big enough for sleeping bags.
Lansinoh - hell yeah!
A good changing bag with lots of space!
Sudocrem - an oldie but a goodie, great for slapping on any sore skin.

Get this sodding baby out of me.
Seriously.
I love her. But this is getting fricadiculous!

I remember the feeling min at least you have an end date if you want the induction. This time next week you will have your snuggly baby.

I'm still up cuddling DD who has decided to start doing proper smiles! I should be knackered & pissed off being awake this long but she's so cute I've eaten half the christmas box of biscuits to keep me going

Awww scoob! Yay for smiling baby!
Cuteness

I've been up feeding Eli gonna put him back to bed in a min. He was last fed at 9 and had 3 oz. Made it all the way to 5 am such a good boy!