The JS Grads turn 18! We are young, we are free, keep our foofs all tidy! No cigs, alcohol and a lack of JSing... but Nik Naks, Monster Munch and chip butties for all!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 18th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 35th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Cookie that's fab. You have a sleeper!

Yeah Lil I get your point, I would prefer injections too.

Ness I ate a whole bag of chocolate orange segments yesterday. That's got to be 800 calories just of chocolate. Then someone commented on how massive I was.... Probably not the baby's fault...

It's crap being short btw. I am measuring three and a half weeks behind and everyone still thinks I look huge. Imagine if I was the size I'm supposed to be.

That was supposed to say Furry, not Ness. Clearly confused by all the babies.

You lucky bugger cookie Im up every 2 hours.

I've thought of another thing to add to baby shopping list, Infacol. Helps with wind, DD can fart louder than me but without Infacol it just gets stuck in her guts & makes her scream for hours.
Lip balm or Vaseline is also good for labour, the gas & air made my lips really dry.

Yes! I know about infacol - it's my default gift when friends have a baby, along with boots crinkle caterpillar

Awake feeling sick - love to all those who've been awake with babies or bumps

C'mon Robyn! shakes Pom poms

I have looked into nct in my area and got booking form. I live in baby boom yummy mummy area so need to be quick with everything as it gets booked up.

I'm bit frustrated. They've closed my local pool for refurbishment and there's no where else, plus every class I contact for yoga or Pilates doesn't let pregnant women do it. I can't find anywhere to exercise. Feel so blobby and rubbish

Love smiling babies

So typically, first day of hols and was awake about 6. Came downstairs and been quite productive - wrapping presents now! Cats not helping, nearly had their whiskers cut off!

I saw a tub of only strawberry cremes in asda in the week popz! Not as good as orange but second best and they were quality street which are superior. Not that this baby likes chocolate...

Are you getting uncomfy min or not too bad?

Don't worry wil and furry, I'm ploughing through a box of festive friends for breakfast.

Hope you meet some nice normal yummy mummy's la. My problem is likely to go the other way as I live in a deprived area with many teen mums. Highlighted to me when I compared my MW appointment from last pg with a friend who lives in a monied town nearby - she was offered hypnobirthing advice and I was told about vouchers for free fruit and veg if I am on benefits!

furry I have had nights like that although not to many to be fair! In his early days I had to set an alarm to wake me to fed him.

Oooh what are festive friends?

Buy a pg yoga dvd La? Have you checked Netmums local site? That can be good for finding things.

My area is pretty mixed which is good. I've met mostly normal folk. Was worried bf group would be full of YMs but everyone was very down to earth.

la I am in a similar sounding area. I go to a yoga class regularly, I told my yoga teacher a few weeks back as I wanted to make sure I didn't do any dodgy poses. She told me there are some ladies in her other classes the same or a bit further ahead of me and she wonders whether she will do an extra class just for us in the new year. Other than that she said I can carry on as usual but miss out certain things. Could be worth emailing individual teachers? The type that run classes in church halls rather than gyms which have a blanket approach.
I am loathe to give up my space at my yoga class, I was on a 3 month waiting list for the spot!!

I go to the pool of a local posh gym. Fortunately, our firm does some work for them and so we are offered reduced fees. Plus I asked for a swim only pass and it works out at £20 per month. Just need to get off my backside and go there now!!

I guess I should contact lazy daisy and nct, it is pram city in my area and I am sure they will get booked up pretty fast.

I've already contacted everyone fleur and they won't let me join :(

They should really be trained for doing pg yoga. It's weird there is nothing if you live in a v middle class area.

My yoga kicked me put last time too la. In facts he told me you shouldn't exercise at all in first trimester... I didn't like her.

They are animal biscuits but festive shapes wil. I actually have the digestives version as I like them more.

No guys it is a real thing! I was at a meal a few weeks back and some of the preggos were telling me about it. You put something up your fud and then inflate it, it's different from perineal massage for sure. I'll try to find a link.

I woke up in the night with cramps for a third time last night, I swear to god my periods were nothing like this! But I never really got period pains so that's not saying all that much, but the aaaaccccchhhheee is something else

www.epino.de/en/epi-no.html

Sorry I'm crap at doing links!

Oi ssshhhhh with all your exercise talk, some of us are in denial about needing to loose the weight & be all healthy! off to the shop to find digestive festive friends

I'm too scared to click on that link indigo!! Hope the cramps have gone x

The cramps didn't amount to anything then Min? It's crappy but the end is in sight at least. Sods law you'll go on Sunday night!

Not jealous of the no sleeping but I am jealous of all your snuggly babies! Coffee for you all!

I've only put 6lbs on in this of and I'm 29 weeks! (Doesn't mention the huge size she was to start with!).

Have managed to book on lazy daisy though (la find out when the next course starts to book on? They're only 6 weeks long) and doing some swimming just cow it feels so nice to get the support of the water. I think the main reason I've not put much on at the moment though is the diabetes, I just can't be bothered to do extra injections every time I want a snack, so I don't snack as much....I don't think it'll last though, been really hungry recently!

Well something is ramping on as plug is getting looser and looser, cramps still here so hoping that it will be something at least.
Funny though, if she comes tomorrow I'd have hot the date right. I said on the day I got the 12 week scan, she will be here on 21st.
We wait and see I guess.
And so the saga continues.

Thought we were being clever going to tescos earlier... Apparently so did everyone else.
Rammed!
Madness.

GX Min

Eurgh. Christmas supermarkets. I need to go on Tuesday when I get paid.

Click the link popz!!!

Hope this is it for you min - tomorrow would be great surely, out and home in time for Xmas

I need to go present shopping today. The thought is killing me. Random people keep buying presents for MiniWil. I have an agreement with all my friends not to buy her presents but people MrWil knows give her stuff. And then of course they have 3 kids each that we then have to buy for who we really don't know well enough to know what they like. and we have no frigging money Bah bloody humbug.

£90 for something that looks like a child's doctor set toy and a selection of maracas?! I'll stick with the manual technique thanks.

I gained loads of weight after giving birth last time. Being stuck on the sofa breastfeeding with a pack of cookies in reach - I was getting through a pack a day

Glad you said that pis, the "extras" are going nowhere fast here. But it's kind of good, not feeling the cold at all!

Me too Pis, I lost the weight initially but then once weaning started I kind of forgot I couldn't have cake every day.

Sorry for being so grumpy this week. Having a tough one. I am going to give myself a slap round the head to cheer up.