The JS Grads turn 18! We are young, we are free, keep our foofs all tidy! No cigs, alcohol and a lack of JSing... but Nik Naks, Monster Munch and chip butties for all!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 18th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 35th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

wil congrats on the poo baby!

min fx things get going!

I need food but no idea what to cook. everything is in the freezer! grr!

Lil I would say takeaway but you're being too good!!

Ha, congrats on your wee thread killing jobbie Wil Feeling any better since your midwife app?

Went up to work this aft for the Christmas buffet. Done sod all since - even failed at napping!!

Mmm was it a good buffet?

I have calmed down yes and should just be glad that there is nothing obviously wrong. And I guess it's nicer/easier to be small for dates than big for dates.

I found bolognese in the fridge. its in the nuke defrosting!

in the freezer even

Oh man! A girl I work with who is due chrimbo eve has gone into labour today.
Ffs when's it my turn!!!

Is it her first?? My preggo colleague was due on Weds and she hasn't popped yet. How you feeling?

Yep her first. She was a lot bigger than me so I think she should have gone earlier, poor gal was uncomfy.
I'm ok.
Twinges are coming and going as it is. Just don't know what to make of it really.
I feel like Rachel from friends. I swear if you go before me I'll throw a Bitch fit.. Jokes
Ish x

Hahhaaha that made me laugh Min. I don't think I would have ever gone into labour naturally last time. I know your pain.

Wow. I'm expecting to go late tbh, no bitch fit required! Pretty surprised my mate's gone over tbh - it's her third and she's been massive for ages. Tried anymore pumping?

Someone on my due in Jan fb group is doing it 3 times a day now til bub gets the message!.

January popz Blimey, there will be nothing in her freezer apart from breast milk if baby doesn't get the message!

IKR!

She could use it for cooking.

Pumping?

Haha breast pumping Indigo

Ahhhh got you!

Woo for poo!

I'm on a night out! I'm the only sober one!

Imagine if farting a lot started labour!! Sprouts would be bought by the sack load!

Ha and we all would have given birth by now.

Enjoy night out La.

I'm bored.

Same here wil DH is out at his works Christmas do :(

Oooh La a night out Enjoy! Did you get your new boulder holders then?

Did you decide against the cinema then Zyla?

Breast pumping really freaks me out a bit... Breast feeding totally fine, absolutely want to, but the thought of pumping turns my stomach! Terrible mother already.

Yeah popz the weather was horrible and I was tired after my chip buttie so I had a nap instead lol :)

Sounds sensible Weather is horrendous today... typical as I actually had to leave the house haha!

Haha. Did not mean to make that sound like im big and important - I'm not. I work in student recruitment at a university but I am someone that gets involved in a lot (rightly or wrongly) so often end up a bit stressed. It's calmed down a bit now but was at work until 1945. Home for Christmas now! (Except for working for home maybe!)

This place is bad for pregnant women to hang out because all I want is whatever you all talk about. Now it's chip butty but I have soup.

Hopeful for you min! I know a lovely little boy who is four today if you can squeeze it out by midnight they can share a birthday and you'll be home for Christmas.

Do it la! I love my special bra. It fits for a start!

Congrats on the poo baby wil. I think Jobbie will be in the top names list for 2015!