The JS Grads turn 18! We are young, we are free, keep our foofs all tidy! No cigs, alcohol and a lack of JSing... but Nik Naks, Monster Munch and chip butties for all!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 18th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 35th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Is not liking cake an illness you could pass on dulcet? Currently munching my way through a pack of thorntons mini chocolate squares I should feel --> but bollocks its christmas!!!!!!! Bring in the fatness
Merry Christmas viroids, beans & babies!

popz I think it's something to do with listeria, sec I'll hunt it out, I thoroughly scared myself off pate (did a better job with that than the wine!)

Yes, it's listeria but it's pretty uncommon also www.theguardian.com/society/2007/may/29/health.medicineandhealth is an interest read.

Hmmm.... no pate for me then! Ah well, not long to go

Merry Christmas lovely viroids. Its been a heck of a year and we've been through a lot together xxx

We totally have. In a pretty different place to this time last year. Have a lovely day tomorrow Y'all. I hope Santa brings me 8 hours sleep!

First poster of Christmas 2014! Merry Christmas everyone!

Grateful for everything this year, both at home and the support you have all given me - thank you!

Happy Christmas viroids! Have lovely days. Already had my present from DD - 6am poosplosion! xxx

Merry Christmas viroids!
Lots of love to you and your families!
J woke us at 6am, but I couldn't care less - it's Christmaaaaaas

Happy Christmas everyone, hope you all have lovely lovely days xx

Heartburn woke me up - merry Christmas! (Again!)

Now how to get DH up discreetly...?

Juni - poonami?

Merry Christmas viroids! I've had about 7 lots of 1 hour sleep and feel rubbish but I don't care coz it's Christmas! It's very odd being sober or not hungover :)

Told dhs family, they all cried with joy. Redeemed for the no lunch scenario. We can't open presents til my sil stepson arrives later so just going to enjoy doing nothing and eating chocolate til then.

Have a lovely day everyone, hope your wee ones big and small enjoy their day xxx

That's a nice reaction La.

Been awake since 5.30. Toddler still in bed but obviously microwil is excited as has been kicking like a loon all morning. Is it bad form to wake the child?

Nadolig Llawen! DH prepping breakfast, DCs waching telly, opening gifts after breakfast. DCs v happy with gifts from FC including their annual sausage and bananna/orange. Then its off to FiL for christmas lunch/ dinner!
Enjoy your day!

Nadolig llawen! DS decided 6.30 was an acceptable time to get up. Thankfully there was no poo involved! I agreed on the proviso he made me a cup of coffee to wake me up while we opened stocking presents in bed. I believe he's trying to prepare me for life with a small child again (except you can't send a baby to make coffee).

He thinks we're all done with presents for now but actually his main gift is waiting on his bed

Waiting for my turn in the shower then we'll skype DP and head to DM's for lunch. Have wonderful days viroids!

Merry Christmas, viroids!

We told the first people last night about the pregnancy and the reactions were brilliant! I cannot wait for later today, when we are telling even more family.

What lovely news to give at Christmas.

Ooh what is it Pis? Will he be mucho excited when he finds it?

MiniWil bored of presents. It's quite cute at this age because they want to play with something as soon as they open it so no tearing around looking for more presents.

Morning lovely ladies and Merry Christmas!

Had scan yesterday, all is well! We then spent the day dashing around my family to tell them individually before they all meet today. Lots of happy reactions, was lovely!

Seeing more family today

Have a great day everyone xx

Glad the scan went well fleur

So nice to read about all your pg announcements... what a lovely time of year to do it!

Santa's been.... no sign of the stork yet thankfully Have a great day everyone xx

Great news fleur! So pleased for you.

Right, viroids, I've had a most excellent idea. So good I am thinking of going to dragons den but I need your help. I want to make DH a Dadvent calendar - like an advent calendar but for the soon to be dads! But what would go in it? I am thinking it will need hints and tips for sure but what about treats? And when do I start it?

Probably a post Christmas idea but have a think, let me know. Maybe I'll give you a percentage!

Earplugs, an alarm clock, miniature whiskeys, headache tablets (not to be taken at the same time) .

Hee Dulce that sounds brilliant! You could put Daddy survival items in it... coffee springs to mind!

Hi viroids I haven't rEad the Fred but just popping by to say DP DID propose so I'm now engaged

Merry Christmas!

Congrats lauren, great news! What's memorable Christmas for you!

Loving those ideas wil and popz, love it! I'm excited about making it now!

Oh congratulations lauren

dulcet you are a genius!!

DD has had a fab morning opening presents, up to and including a space hopper in the shape of a rabbit! Had a disaster with my changing bag though, turns out Pink Lining do 2 different styles of Bramley tote bags with completely different interiors, gotta hope we saved the paperwork so we can exchange it >.< as the one I have doesn't have nappy pockets or a bottle bag or Changing mat!

That's a genius idea Dulcet! Maybe add a few things you can't do as easily when the baby is here e.g. A pub lunch for the two of you, a lie in etc

It was a huge lego set Wil he's quite into hobbit lego at the moment. He's bought most of them himself but the bigger ones are a bit out of his reach. He was chuffed to beans I can't wait to get my pm snooze - I'm knackered!

Lovely time to be making announcements!