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The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!

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RPopz · 07/12/2014 19:52

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 17th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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Pisghetti · 12/12/2014 22:37

Get in ma belly! (Sorry Lil)

The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!
lildottie · 12/12/2014 22:41

Ugh, you can keep your nik naks pis

teejayem · 12/12/2014 23:16

God I bloody love nick naks. The rib ones are amazoid.

We went late night xmas shopping. I only agreed to go if I could have KFC after. There is an empty chicken bucket in the kitchen and I'm having gaviscon for afters. Blush

willywallace · 12/12/2014 23:43

Hahhaa Tee.

Sorry Lil. Although I fail to see how an esteemed viroid like yourself would have anything less than perfect eggs Wink .

Having panics about movements. Can definitely feel moving but it's all very slow and gentle. My subconscious is taunting me with the fact I haven't done any prep for this baby coming. Like I must know it's never actually going to arrive. Hooya me massively please.

lildottie · 13/12/2014 00:27

well I'm yet to graduate and have taken the course a few times over wil so I'm trying to do everything I can so I don't have any regrets! But yes,y eggs are basically organic Grin

and as for the hooya just a mini one because its OK to worry. if you are that worried though go and get checked out. how many weeks are you? Thanks

willywallace · 13/12/2014 03:11
  1. I think I'm just having a late night panic. It's good I have somewhere to do that. Sometimes writing things down makes you realise how mental you're being.

Talking of late-night panickers, La, hope you're doing ok and that you had a good night.

Nessalina · 13/12/2014 03:16

Alreet viroids Smile Haven't caught up yet, just checking in!
I feel I should warn you other first timers - get LOTS of sleep now. God, I miss sleep Confused J woke up at 6:30am, and he's only just settled down to bed now, the little beggar. Wish me luck for a nice long stretch of snoozing!

Minion · 13/12/2014 05:55

Ow Ness! Little cheeky monkey eh?
Ooh yeah rib n spicy nik naks...
False alarm...No more pains.
She's in for the duration I fear

Leela5 · 13/12/2014 06:27

Awake!

willywallace · 13/12/2014 06:29

Oh dear Min. Maybe it's your body getting ready though.

Ness that's rubbish. I got to sleep late and then was up about 2 with MiniWil and now I've woken early. I still know though that this is luxury compared to life with a newborn! Hope he has a big long sleep today.

willywallace · 13/12/2014 09:22

Wake up wake up! Where is everyone?

Leela5 · 13/12/2014 09:38

Morning! Sorry to those of you who have been up all night. I was up 5 times to wee and I'm clinging onto that as a sign there's still a baby in there :(. No nausea, no sore boobs.

I've got mw on Monday and a private scan wed.

ChatEnOeuf · 13/12/2014 09:41

Frantic Christmas card writing here - last posting day is today...I'm rubbish at remember the overseas date at the best of times, not good when I need it for basically everyone.

Ness, my heartfelt sympathies. DD was not still isn't a sleeper. Eats well though, not that it felt anything like compensation for the first few months.

La you daft mare! As if you normally need a mid-afternoon nap. Hope your sickness comes back - just enough to remind you that you're growing a human.

Mmm...fishfinger sandwiches (with mayo, no butter) are excellent too.

Leela5 · 13/12/2014 09:44

Am I the only freak who doesn't like nik naks? Pickled onion monster munch for me

DulcetMoans · 13/12/2014 09:44

la! Why would you test?! No good would come from that this far in and in the evening - will only make you feel worse! Sorry you have the fear, hopefully midwife can help you feel better. A good couple of days could just be lucky rather than anything bad.

I would refer to you for the science bit popz, forgot what you said it was called! But yes, I tested and it was more faint but when adding water to same sample it was stronger.

It's a roller coaster of emotions with you min! Guessing it's all calmed down again now.

Not sure it's wise to hooya a very pregnant viroid wil so have a reassuring arm punch instead. Hope that helps but if not call the midwife!

ChatEnOeuf · 13/12/2014 09:48

No, not the only freak, La I can't stand them. Prefer the spicy Monster munch though my favourites are the spare rib crackers that sensations used to do. They were ace.

Hope Wednesday races around for you.

Indigoblue2 · 13/12/2014 09:50

Have to admit that pickled onion monster munch trumps nik naks any day of the week for me. Probably my favourite crisp!

willywallace · 13/12/2014 10:16

Jeez Dulcet, not THAT hard . I should be banned from thinking after 11pm.

I did used to like pickled onion monster munch back in the day although they leave a bit of an aftertaste. I obviously only eat grown up snacks these days... But the nik naks were far more sandwich friendly.

teejayem · 13/12/2014 10:22

Im on the verge of getting in the car in my Pajamas ( I'm lazing) to go and buy multipacks of antisocial artificially flavoured crisps.

RPopz · 13/12/2014 10:24

Oooh pickled onion monster munch...

Sorry to all the non sleepers... I had a bloody epic sleep! I don't know how I manage to be so tired now I'm not a work all day. Taking your advice Ness and making the most of it!

Did you just book the private scan La? Hope you enjoyed your work drinks x

Wil is the wriggler wriggling again this morning??

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KatoPotato · 13/12/2014 10:24

LA, mate, dinnae be pissing on anymore sticks please. I say this as the voice of experience as I was enjoying collecting ic's that got darker, every week or so. By about nine weeks I confidently strolled in to the work loo (about lunch time) and left it to sit. What I got was a poor faint crappy line that ruined my whole weekend. I googled and worried, worried and googled, and had to try and focus on the success stories and facts I found (your levels plateau about 9 weeks or so,)

Remember I've had no sickness through this entire pg so far, the sore boobs fade (unless baby it's cold outside !) and I just look fat some days!

I'm still scanxious about my impending 20weeker next Monday and I know I'll refuse to look at the screen until I hear satisfied noises!

And in conclusion I won't thank you for a packet of nik naks, but I oils happily rip my mouth hacks open for some monster munch!

RPopz · 13/12/2014 10:25

KFC FTW tee Grin I haven't had my weekly dose yet this week.... Hmm

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KatoPotato · 13/12/2014 10:42

Oh my god YES to KFC! Chips and gravy, a pulled chicken wrap and some hot wings please!

Indigoblue2 · 13/12/2014 10:48

No no no no to KFC - bleuch! You can keep that!! veggie alert

DulcetMoans · 13/12/2014 11:07

I am so easily suggestible at the moment so shut up with your KFC and Monster Munch chat! You already talked me into lucozade after a couple of years without!

Sorry wil, didn't mean to. It was a love punch. Like I have DH this morning cos he's an aggravating shit! Hmm

Yeah, you have a scan this weds and next weds la? Or did you get weeks messed up. Hope you're ok.

Did anyone talk about the Down's syndrome stuff with DH? I mentioned it in passing in the week as they had asked if I wanted the screening and he kind of implied he would reconsider based on the result. Wasn't sure what to make of it... And the stayed awake from about 3.30am thinking about it Thursday morning!