The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 17th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Congratulations Chat, lovely to hear that after all the shit you've been through.

LMAO at 'secret'. Makes it sound very mysterious! I can't remember what I was taught, must ask my mum. Not sure I'm keen on 'bits', although MrWil is proposing 'front bottom' which makes me want to stab him.

Ah Min so happy for you to be having a little girl, and DH being all proud as punch about it! Lovely.

We call DD's bits her minnie, obviously not to be confused with Minnie Mouse! But it works for us. :)

I really want to get drunk! No idea where this urge has come from, so far I've had one glass of prosecco all pregnancy on my birthday, but I feel like drinking a whole bottle! (Obviously I wont, just wanted a whine lol)

I always had a 'peach' wil. Boys had willies.

I'll join in the difficult dads convo, gots me one too. Not seen him since before June I think. We do text, half the time he is texting to moan about my brother. Told me he had a new son last week - he had a dog . He has a magic ability to make me feel like shit and nothing is ever his fault. Still, it's a step further than my mum. She left when I was 6! Luckily DH family are awesome.

Fab picture chat! Love the waving. You must be so relieved after all the panics. Truly is a instructabean!

Yippee for baby girl min! Did DH expect a boy then? Hope you've agreed the name too!

Loving all the names. Didn't think we would talk about it! We haven't really talked about it seriously, but over the years we've mentioned a few. DH vet is everything though. I only have girls names I know I likes.

So, backed up by the fellow viroids I called them again today. Got to the lead midwife at our sure start centre but she wasn't in the office. She took my details and promised to call me tomorrow when she's checked the files. Hopefully I can get something in for next week.

popz - I direct this at you as I think you are most likely to understand: I NEED a KFC. It's been years but I keep seeing adverts and it's all I can think of. And lucozade...!

Just interested! I like dates

I've put on 5lb, is this normal? I feel blobby. I think I need to exercise more. Problem is I only feel ok when I eat, otherwise I just feel sick :(

Vagina, penis and bottom in our house. Very correct!

When I was growing up I mean. Now it's very rude things!!!

Hahaha so teaching you the proper words didn't really work then La! For some reason I'm fine with penis. The word vagina just doesn't sound nice.

Do you have no contact at all with your mum Dulcet? I'm glad you have good inlaws.

The key to the weight issue La is to throw away your scales. Then you'll have no clue what you've put on or if it's normal and you'll care a whole lot less. (but to answer your question or not, I don't actually know how much weight you're supposed to gain. I want to say 20lbs ish but I think I've just made that up).

DD calls hers her bum. Makes for confusing talk though. I just never corrected her when she generalized her whole area as her bum...boys bits are willies.

Excellent news on the baby girl min! Yes yes to stats! With updated boys/ girls! Am I the only one with a confirmed boy (apart from those that have been born?)

Aw congrats on a girly one Min! Am I right in thinking you both quite wanted a girl? Hopefully that bit of news will keep you cheerful til D-day!

Lovely scan pic chat

Haha, Dulce - I've pretty much had one kfc a week for about 6 weeks running Soooo good though

Mamapopz was/ is an alcoholic... us viroids don't seem to have much parental luck hey!

LOL at front bottoms. I've NO idea what we were taught as kids. Now it's all ones too haha

Brilliant news chat, thrilled for you!

Wait, we have a FB page?? For JSing viroids??

No, nothing wil. It's a messed up family here. I did find her on Facebook once but didn't do anything with the info.

Come on then popz, talk dirty to me, what did you have? Did it have a hash brown in it? That's what I want. Even though I just turned my nose up at my soup for dinner.

Is it not even a front bum lauren? I can see how that gets confusing!

5lb doesn't sound awful la, but it would make me panic hence avoiding the scales. Like the others said tough, probably evens out.

Hi all, all went well at our 20 week scan today - phew! And we're having another boy. We were a bit shocked to be honest as had really got it in our heads (irrationally) that it was a girl. I know I'm not really allowed to say it but I'm a bit sad that I'll never have a daughter (two kids is our limit!) but on the plus side I think it'll be lovely for DS to have a brother to run about & make mischief with. Very happy all is well with the little mite anyway. Congrats to all other scan buddies x

Great news Splodge. It's ok to feel funny about the sex. At least you have plenty time to get used to it. Your ds will love having a little brother.

Indigo If you want to join fb page, you have to send your email address to someone via private message and they will add you. Not me though cos I'm not on it . Maybe Cookie or Zyla?

Oh god wil, so it's our own proper real names and pictures and everything Gulp. People will see how offensive I am in RL... Dunno if I'm down with this shit...

I'm on it if you want me to add you indigo - I'll need your email addy.

Yay to all the lovely scans! DS had the gender disappointment in chez pis - he was hoping for a brother!

Fanny and willy when I was growing up. DP's family name for girly bits was dignity

I never joined the group as I was a bit eek over privacy. was going to create another account on Feb for it but never got round to doing it.

dulcet sounds like progress at least!!

Eurgh, no Dulce ... I'm not a lover of those hash browns! I always used to be a fillet burger with cheese kinda girl. But lately I'm all over the bargain buckets... chicken, chips and gravy... Nom. Not had one yet this week!!

I'm sure it's not all snacks La - you'll be retaining water like nobodies business. Blood volume increases in preg etc.

Glad the scan went well splodge - its totally fine to be a little sad, and like the others said: you've plenty of time to get used to the idea. You'll adore whatever pops out no matter what

Just finished my last ever Lazy Daisy class. Bit paranoid I'm going to forget everything by the time I get round to being in labour!!

Well we can't see much about each other unless we're friends so don't worry too much

Glad everything went okay so lodge! It's totally fine to feel a bit disappointed! I would have been if this one was a girl!

Dulcet nope it's just a bum. She will differentiate between front bit and back bit but only when asked! I've tried calling it other things but bum has stuck!

Yeah was just going to say indigo - you don't have to fb friend everyone... We'll only see what you post in the group

Ha indigo and I was just worried I would be "outed" before I told my family