Just Shagging Grads thread 15: Join the viroids for mucus plugs and ball bouncing

[TheBooMonster]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 15th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2230396-Remember-Remember-JS-in-November-no-to-bum-fun-car-shagging-and-worms-Control-your-stray-wombles-and-windy-boobs-Shout-WANKBADGERS-at-the-world-of-TTC-and-get-your-cape-on-for-JUST-SHAGGING-32 here] in its 32nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1472763-Just-Mumming-Along-viroids-2?pg=36&order= here] for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

popz I just came in to ask you to explain the science of that to me and you beat me to it! I am going to google that now!

I just farted. Cat didn't mind. My other cat wouldn't like it. She doesn't agree with farting so she would leave.

We haven't shagged since the bfp :(

Too scared. Started spotting after it last time. Going to wait til I get a scan.

La we haven't either (I mean me and DH...not you and me).

Don't fret about not shagging, we've managed 3 times in total since the bfp! DH is completely understanding and tells me I'm busy growing the baby and not to worry, so any action is initiated by me on the rare occasions I feel like it!

Same here. Don't worry. Don't intend to either until after scan as well. I did offer to touch it over the weekend but apparently it wasn't a sexy offer...

Looked it up popz - long words!

dulcet I get comments like that too. For a while I referred to foreplay as "sexing up my dossier"...that didn't really cut it.

No way do you have a football if I have a coconut zyla. These apps talk pish.

How do medical staff keep a straight face when confronted with this stuff?

Ha ha ha ha haaa! Wiggly that made me snort!

I just cannot be arsed with it. Bed = sleep. Not jizz showers.

I think once a week is more than acceptable Tee!

I was a bit scared of shagging for a few weeks (he used to have a habit of shagging my period out of me! ) and I think I projected that on DH for a while. Then I was too vommy. Was raging for it for a bit, but now I'm too fat!!

Can I just lay here while you stick it in?

Apparently that's not a sexy offer either.

Haha I call that a generous offer Popz. I just give a flat 'no'.

wil it said my womble is the size of a football, baby is the length of a corn on the cob!

Lol popz

'If you really want to then we can' was also not acceptable...

Once a week is generous I reckon tee!

Ohh. That makes more sense. Although still sounds pretty big.

Yeah, I don't think it can be right, maybe a kiddy football lol

Yeah, I've said something along those lines popz apparently the face I pulled when he suggested I go on top basically made his balls shrivel into his abdomen.
Bless.

Hahaha tee "But I just wanna lay here!"

To be fair him on top is a physical impossibility nowadays. As is any form of graceful manoeuvre. Sigh.

Do Toni Braxtons bear any resemblance to actual labour pains?? Because: OUCH

I'd love to say yes Popz, but in my (limited) experience, no.

I asked DH if he 'sorts himself out' when he's away a couple of nights a week (he works a long way away so stops over twice cos it's too far to commute every single day). He didn't want to talk about it, bless!

lol, on the sex front I tend to give in once MrBo's anguished wails about his blue balls dropping off start to deafen the neighbours, but even then I make it quite clear I'm not fussed by it and would rather do anything else, he gets quite upset that I can't somehow switch on 'nymphomaniac slut who wants to try every position in the karma sutra' just because he wants it... also he does this thing when he wants it where he's all "is there anything you want / need" whilst groping totally unsexily, so I growl back red tube until he sulks off downstairs.

MiL made a delicious cauliflower cheese the other day, the resulting bum fug almost caused DH to sleep on the sofa!

I think it was a small pineapple btw not one of those huge ones...

Blood pressure back to normal but got to stay in hospital, induction tomorrow morning

Great news on blood pressure, crap news on having to stay in. Hope the induction goes well and bambino decides to make quick work of it! Good Luck Scoob!!!