Just Shagging Grads 14: Join the viroids for scanxiety, Toni Braxtons, & a little less JSing than usual!

[Nessalina]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 14th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 29th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

What's induced the pregnancy rage wil? We don't really talk much with the neighbours. I'm a lot younger than most of them (elderly bungalow street). I always say hello and they ask after my gran and things and I'm always taking in parcels for next door. So we talk over the fence fleetingly to hand over packages but that's about it...he has invited me and DP to his Saturday for fireworks though and we are going...so I will get chance to explain myself

What you measuring at Wil?

Lol Lauren - I once found a neighbours cat crying outside in the snow. So I took her to their front door and handed her over. Two minutes later she was back outside crying.... So I took her home and 11 years later she's still here

Aw popz that's lovely that you rescued her next door does love his cat, I hear him talking to him in baby voices sometimes which makes me he's a huge ginger Tom cat who picks on my dog!

Popz can't believe they put it back outside. That was so nice of you.

I'm officially measuring small in terms of length but that's only because baby is lying sideways. so I feel like I'm massive across the way. I was just so nice and neat last time (sulky face). No idea what it actually measures, I should find a tape measure.

Pg rage induced by Mr Wil and his annoying friend having a perfectly harmless phone conversation. Although partly justified by the fact he referred to my 'little job' ending soon. Patronising eejit.

She is very cute

Ah I see Wil. I feel huuuuwge too but apparently measuring bang on average

Oof that is patronising!! What an asshat.

Oh wil that is patronising I agree! Did he say it without thinking? DP mocks my job all the time and calls it baby sitting. Drives me mad but given that I'm the main earner at the minute he doesn't push it!

I'm so pleased its Friday! Does mamas and papas often do sales or is the one that's on likely to be the only one in the next 6 months?

I want a cat!
I'll stamp my feet till I get one!
Morning viroids. God I'm drained! Only 5 more actual days in the office till my accrued leave starts, I've decided to think 'fuck it' and claim some extra days as maternity days so I'm in less than I should be.
Think, think baby may be heard down now as I'm getting sweeping movements down below and nudges up top?
Does that sound about right?
Hope so. I'm getting a bit fed up now. I'm not big so plenty of ladies have had it much much worse, but it's the breathlessness and needing to pee every goddam 30 mins and all that comes out is a bastard sneeze full.

Aarrrhhhhhhhhhggghhhhhhhh

Feel like I've done a bastard marathon after just going up the stairs.

Sorry

Send chocolate.

Tentative hello viroids just to mark place. Not ready to come across yet as I can't face having to do the reverse again if this doesn't stick.

Love you all, thanks so much for your kind messages on Tuesday. Hope you're all ok and good luck ness and furry! X

PS due day July 18th, 9 weeks and 3 days after my original date with squishy

So glad to see you back here la . Amazing news!! Congratulations!

Min your post made me . I don't mean to brag but I live in a bungalow no stairs for me! I feel inwardly put out when I go to other people's houses and have to use the stairs to get to the bathroom these days

we'll save you a seat (warning: May be moist by time you get here )

Sending jaffa cakes Min - I've got some mini ones

Contemplates sitting on La to keep her How are you feeling?

Morning viroids. Had a late GP appointment about my sore bits. Pretty much a waste of time. If it doesn't go with rest I need to go back. At least I'm sat in the office today not running around London. She then worried me by thinking I should be getting regular movement when it's still actually quite infrequent. It can't be too bad as I got a bit of a workout with DP in.

The pram is in the hallway and I have clothes storage in my own bedroom meaning I can start making the spare room into a nursery!

Mr wil needs a slap

Getting close Min! I've got six full weeks left this year and six next year. Making the calendar was a good idea - it's brightening my days

Hi viroids, congrats la hope this is a sticky one

Back on the raunchy dreams subject, I keep having them about my boss's boss...nice guy but not raunchy material...please give me someone more worth dreaming about?!

Could if I could choose my raunchy dreams it would be Colin Farrell, it used to be Danny dyer AND Colin Farrell but Danny dyer has gone downhill since he went in eastenders

Sweet baby jebus I could murder some Jaffa cakes!

Pram got delivered here too, the other day. So now it's sitting forlornly in the hallway waiting for it's newest occupant, who is so apparently happy where they are, they have decided to kick ten tons of crap out of the host (me).
Nursery is just waiting for a carpet, that's on weds and then we are officially ready and waiting.
And waiting
And waiting....

ness, furry any news/movement?

Soo exciting!

Can't help you there I'm afraid could - apparently I am so unimaginative that my brain can only cook up sex dreams about my DH! . Lol.

He is very cute and squishy though. And his penis is awesome, obvs.

Congratulation's la, gx for a happy and healthy pg.

Whent to bed 8.30 last night, slept like a log. How on earth am I so tired this morning.
DC1 and DC2 have been watching me throw up in the kitchen this morning, I couldn't tell them to go and play (too busy!) so teachers at school will probably be suspicious soon. DC3 already knows, but won't be able to tell any one!

Oh no Cymrae, hope the vom pisses off soon.

Asshat! Ha love that Popz. I do a similar job to you Lauren, so expect the comments are comparable Just annoys me because I'm way more intelligent than him .

Hope time goes quickly for you Min.

Looking forward to you joining us properly La.

I am all sore today. Had a dodgy tummy in the night and now have really sore ribs and bump. I need to stay away from Dr Goofle. I wish MiniWil was at the stage she would enjoy movie day!

I just drank two pints of chocolate milk. do not ask me why, it seemed like an excellent idea, and now I'm at my desk trying to hold it down.

Laaaa! We So good to see you over here!. Consider a cosy seat saved.

Woke up with a horrible headache this morning, I don't know how I'm going to get through until 5.30, I was in bed at 9pm last night and I am yawning already!!

Tee also getting headaches, and have horrid one this morning too, not a lot of fun

Mmmm chocolate milk

Oh wil that's interesting! now wonders your exact job title I share far too much on here!

hi all, sat here stuffing my face with crisps, ah lovely healthy pregnancy eating. We are looking at schools for DS at the moment, bit depressing as catchments are so tiny and our nearest schools aren't that great. Trying not to panic about it but my boy is TOO SMALL AND CUTE to be at a big bad London school. waaaah! Can't i keep him aged 3 forever? Such a brilliant age. sniffle.

ooh forgot to say congrats La! Great to see you here again. xx

Chocolate milk sounds like an excellent idea! Hot of course, it's bloody freezing here today.

Splodge DD is the same age, she's at a teeny tiny preschool in a big bad city, we didn't care for the big schools either. Hoping she'll get to go to our tiny village school when we get home.