Just Shagging Grads thread No.13 for upduffed viroids!

[Nessalina]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 13th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 29th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Gaggia that sounds like pure torture.

You just lie on whatever side you want to feed from zyla and then kind of position yourself with boob in the mouth . I had to do it last time as I couldn't sit up and feed for weeks. Never managed to fall asleep during it though.

oh you poor thing gaggia, I've had the runs a lot too - horrid. I'd forgotten how much pregnancy stuffs up your digestion. Rubbish.

splodge the piglet image is really tickling me, I'm conjuring warm soft pigling thoughts.
I am also bloated beyond belief. every time I eat I swell up, and no amount of peppermint tea or fruit and fibre seems to have deflated me. I wouldn't mind if it was actual bump, but I look like I have a pot belly. (more pigly references...) I am only normal shape when I get out of bed.

Oh God I couldn't get on with lying down feeds at all. Kept dozing and waking up terrified I'd suffocated the baby. I tend to fall (and stay) asleep quite easily. His first night after birth the midwife had to come and shake me awake as I'd slept through him crying for about ten minutes

I had a manual Avent, shaped like a comedy horn and virtually useless. I'm definitely going for an electric pump this time.

Hope you're ok Gaggia. That's some pretty persistent poop you have going on there

The soft play has a bear at the entrance if you are taller than the bear, you are too big to enter. There are loads of boys that are too big in there. Im enjoying being outraged.
I had a Tommy tippee pump last time. Pointless as I couldn't express more than a few drops for some reason.

I'm going to try piglet feeding!

gaggia hope your arse dries up soon!

Had work come and visit again this morning, was pointless dos my manager knew I'd got nothing new to tell her dos I'd told her on the phone! Sent her away to try and see if we can organise what I want to do with annual leave/mat leave though.

Dos is meant to say cos, random!

gaggia your poo problems sound horrendous, any chance lots of meat or iron tablets might help?

I didn't cotton onto piggy feeding until DD was about 4 months, then it was amazing. I think I would also have been a bit afraid of suffocating her when she was really little too (my boobs being much bigger than her head!), so probably would still have sat up in the very early weeks. But after that - AWESOME. We fed, napped, fed, slept and both of us felt very rested by our evening's activities. DH slept in the spare room a lot though!

You don't want my stats, they make no sense!

I love the piglet feeding image, we never managed it with DD, she wouldn't latch or sleep unless she was in my arms.

We tried a bottle after a couple of week or so, DD took it maybe twice and then got progressively more irate when it was offered. We managed for emergencies (mostly an NCT night out and an afternoon at the local spa), but bailed on the idea and she went straight to cup at about 8m.

Gaggia you sound like you're having a properly rough time

chat after your WTF cycle do you know how many weeks you are?

fresh I'll ask the midwife about that, that's a good idea.

I fed DD pig style for the first few weeks because she wouldn't latch on sitting up.

Nope! MC (well, ERPC) was 5th Aug. WTFAF was ~5th-12th Sept, BFNs (several!) until BFP on 14th Oct, so over a week late. My guess is that makes me five weeks, but it's a proper guess. Going to find a obs/gynae person and get an early scan, aiming for about eight weeks, so just after half term :)

Ooh confusing It makes you officially 5 weeks, but essentially you could have iced anywhere from 17th Sept to 6th Oct! Do you known from your last pregnancy how long it was between icing and BFP? Luteal ranges tend not to change much, so should be similar. Scan will sort it out though!
Amazing to get a BFP so quick, the JSing gods are obviously smiling down on you!

Gaggia, huge sympathy to the arse. I'm on iron tablets and they've cocked my digestion right up It's either a no-go situation, or an arse-raining one. There is no happy medium!!

Love the idea of piggy feeding

I feel your arse issues Ness, I'm just the same.

Have the blooming cold.

I'm joining the arse issues club too!

Arse explosions here too! Mabey it's natures way of getting us use to the amount of shit we'll have to clean up over the next few years!

Love the pig style breast feeding, definatly have big enough boobs!

Congratulations chat

Congrats chat, great to see you.

Sounds like you're suffering a bit gaggia, hope you can get an early scan.

I am also having botty bother which I am heartily sick of. Sorry for the TMI but it takes about ten times as long to clean up than it takes to do, four times a day. ARGH!! My sewer pipes are going to be in a state.

Baby Juni seems to be making a bid for freedom through the top of the bump. Wrong way, kid, wrong way! I want to try going for a "long" walk to see if that helps move things along...I need someone to take me though, don't feel safe alone... Might ask the local dog walkers. Ha!

You need to jog Juni!

Congrats chat!

I've got an itchy bump and boobs - is this the start of the stretching or could I be reacting to bio oil? Just started using it a couple of days ago...

My LO also seems to want to make a break for it through the top of the bump! It's getting really rather tender!

My lower digestive system has just been in turmoil since I got my bfp. Every time I Erm, poo, it just feels like it's not quite finished, but there's nothing more coming (if that makes sense). Yuk.
And juni I recommend Andrex aloe Vera. It's kind on wiping....

Ooh Juni is this a clear out in preparation for the main event??

Ness I reckon I was a normal two weeks LP kind of gal, mostly pretty regular but no science to back that up!

Confused matters the first two times by not testing until 6w, and not testing at all...then with the twins I was sick by AF's due date so got an early BFP. I'm probably someone who should chart but I've never been that way inclined

chat it's been going on about a week so I doubt it. I wouldn't mind some kind of sign things were moving, although my butt is in tatters so a dose of the shits would not be welcome right now! Looroll recommends noted teejay! Jogging wil...I'd break!

Hope you get a scan to figure out your dates chat, very pleased for you. xx

I have milk... Not gonna lie to you - I'm a bit weirded out

Ah I'm kinda glad all us viroids have arse issues. I don't feel so alone now. Sympathies and sudocrem to all your bots!

Im still losing brown clotty stuff and the occasional bright red smear. No pain though. In a very odd way I feel really calm about it all cos I feel fine if that makes sense.