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Jizz in your eyes, raining out of your arse or just feeling boggin? Come and join the JSers for fun and frolics! And some of them drooling over Ian McShane, whoever he may be! It's Just Shagging 29!!

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lildottie · 01/10/2014 14:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.


JSing lingo
~~~~~~~~~

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 28 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here

Happy shagging, shaggers!
OP posts:
lildottie · 01/10/2014 14:52

Name: lildottie
Age: 29 (and a half!)
DCs: None, zilch, nada, squat, niente - but not for lack of trying!
TTC: about to hit the 2 years mark and waiting to find out when we start our first ICSI IVF cycle. Appointment 8th October.

OP posts:
Leela5 · 01/10/2014 15:05

Nice Fred title lil!

Ok - here goes. Let's see if I can remember my own name, age and stuff correctly this time.

Name: La, Leela
Age: 34
TTC since July 2013, mc at 8 weeks Sept 2014 :(
DCs: None - 3 furry ones- 2 cats and a horse

Please please let this Fred be lucky! Good luck everyone.

jellypi3 · 01/10/2014 15:13

Love the fred title!

Name: Jelly
Age: 24
TTC: Since August 2014
DC's: Zilch, 2 hairy kittens, 3 even hairier guinea pigs and some hairless fish!

Fx all :)

honeysucklejasmine · 01/10/2014 15:20

Name: honey
Age: 28
TTC: Aug 2014, mc Sept 2014
DCs: none. 2 cats who cause choas!

TinkerBlue · 01/10/2014 15:21

Name: Tink
Age: 33
TTC: far too long but 2nd cycle on here and this is going to be the lucky one!!!
DC's: not yet but 1 lovely spaniel and 2 shitty kitty's!

Gingers crossed viroids x Wink

Noniks3 · 01/10/2014 15:36

Name: noniks
Age: 31
TTC: July 2014
DC's: none, but 2 super spaniels

lildottie · 01/10/2014 15:39

Name: lildottie
Age: 29 (and a half!)
DCs: None, zilch, nada, squat, niente - but not for lack of trying!
TTC: about to hit the 2 years mark and waiting to find out when we start our first ICSI IVF cycle. Appointment 8th October.

Name: La, Leela
Age: 34
TTC since July 2013, mc at 8 weeks Sept 2014 sad
DCs: None - 3 furry ones- 2 cats and a horse

Name: Jelly
Age: 24
TTC: Since August 2014
DC's: Zilch, 2 hairy kittens, 3 even hairier guinea pigs and some hairless fish!

Name: honey
Age: 28
TTC: Aug 2014, mc Sept 2014
DCs: none. 2 cats who cause choas!

Name: Tink
Age: 33
TTC: far too long but 2nd cycle on here and this is going to be the lucky one!!!
DC's: not yet but 1 lovely spaniel and 2 shitty kitty's!

Name: noniks
Age: 31
TTC: July 2014
DC's: none, but 2 super spaniels

OP posts:
Leela5 · 01/10/2014 15:39

ha ha ha - the end of the last fred made me laugh

Noniks3 · 01/10/2014 15:39

oh la, we got over excited & fecked up the countdown!!

lildottie · 01/10/2014 15:40

Thank you viroids, I can sleep soundly with the OCD in check tonight!!

OP posts:
honeysucklejasmine · 01/10/2014 15:42

Oh viroids, you do make me laugh!

jellypi3 · 01/10/2014 15:44

well the count down was ruined! Grin fun times! Makes the afternoon in work go quicker (bloody boring still!)

TinkerBlue · 01/10/2014 15:52

Btw, whoever gets the 1st blue variety bfp off this Fred has to call him Ian, or Shane. Or Ian Mcshane....

honeysucklejasmine · 01/10/2014 15:57

Tinks, now I'm scared! Due in two days and if its BFP I certainly won't be us on those names. 1)because we're having a girl, obvs. And 2) DHs friend is called Ian and our surname is a Mc.

Jks, obvs.

Still not using them though.

Really, no.

lildottie · 01/10/2014 15:57

lmao tink

OP posts:
glidingpig · 01/10/2014 15:59

Name: glidingpig
Age: 30
TTC: June 2014, chem preg Aug 2014
DCs: 4yo DD

AF due today, bitch hasn't shown up yet but got a BFN this morning, so unless I ovulated weirdly late (in which case we probably missed it anyway) I think I am out of the running. Been queasy last couple of days so had got hopes up again, but this was possibly explained at 5 am this morning by DD going OH LORD, MUMMY, I HAVE VOMITED IN MY HAIR. Reader, she had.

Noniks3 · 01/10/2014 16:00

don't worry honey, reckon tink will also allow Lovejoy

Noniks3 · 01/10/2014 16:02

gliding how may dpo are you? (if you iced when you expected...)

honeysucklejasmine · 01/10/2014 16:07

Hahahahaha noniks, that's OK then! Grin

Gilding, you're not out if AF isn't here. My friend didn't get her bfp until she was 5 days late.

TinkerBlue · 01/10/2014 16:15

honey lovejoy mcshane it is then...

OR Mcshaning Pig if its you gliding oohhh, fingers crossed though - that would be a good start for this Fred.

glidingpig · 01/10/2014 16:17

14 dpo today, I am normally a pretty regular 28 days. Though I did have my usual icing symptoms for an entire week so have no idea when it happened. So maybe I'm a tiny bit still in.

glidingpig · 01/10/2014 16:19

Haha I will inform DH that our next child is going to be Mcshaning Pig. That's what he gets for not letting me use Amber the first time round.

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Leela5 · 01/10/2014 16:22

You lot are barking!

TinkerBlue · 01/10/2014 16:32

DH and I had a fantasy once that we were having twin girls and we were going to call them Beyoncé Beyoncé and Shakira Shakira! I think it was something to do with the intro to their song!

Amber though; now that's a stand up lovely name.

freshstart4us · 01/10/2014 16:43

Gosh you are a busy bunch, I go away to do a tiny bit of work, come back and you've all gone turbo on completing the Fred! LOL

Here I am anyway:

Name: fresh
Age: 40 (a genuine oh crap moment that one)
TTC: April 2014
DCs: DD turning 3 in November, plus one very furry 15yo ginger feline girl who I brought from Australia with me many moons ago

Am currently TWOTing with my gingers crossed til this Sunday. Anyone want to be my POAS buddy?

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