December 2014, Thread #6 August Amazonian's, Warriors of the 2nd Trimester

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Here we go thread 6, over half way - I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore!

sounds fab Dani, enjoy

Its not so much hardcore as like being in a very very dark sitcom....

The Dsses are here and I've sorted the clothes mountain on their beds. I am trying to persuade a 14 year old boy that he needs to make an exhausted pregnant woman a cuppa and some crumpets. So far unsuccessful. I have tried grossing him out with words like 'discharge, mucus, and cervical sweep' but he says hes a modern male and doesnt get grossed out by stuff like that.

I want crumpets too, DSS!

I had millionaire shortbread and may have also finished off my friends coffee and walnut cake too :/
And then we've just eaten a massive Indian! Remind me of this gluttony when I'm whinging about how fat and flabby I am after giving birth!

Glad peoples scans went well. :)

I need a chocolate fudge cake with double cream. I think this must be a real craving as I had the same feeling a few weeks ago.
I had a trifle craving recently as well!

Sokay, after all the babies are born we can turn this into a flab support group

I just GAVE AWAY the last of my milkybar buttons and rivita minis to the DSSes. As yet no crumpets. I am going to make them myself and then lick the rest of any treaty things in the house.

Custard slices.... I need one.

Just made a batch of almond cherry cookies. Have eaten 2 whilst they're still hot!

I had nachos from Wetherspoon for tea because my brother was up visiting. Eating so badly this week, glad I had a vegetable binge halfway through!

Chocolate digestives are what I'm craving tonight! Luckily I have some in already.

Ordered a dream genii pillow in the hope it will make sleeping easier as between them dh and ds deconstruct my carefully arranged pillows (all 4 of them) throughout the night for their own use.

Almond cherry cookies fresh from the oven...that sounds perfect betty

DH put a film on for us to snuggle up and watch. It was a Robin Williams (bad start already!) Film about people dying. He warned me it might be a little sad but said it was happy really. Halfway through we've had to turn it off as I was losing control "but that was a happy bit" says DH as I sob

we turned the film off 30min ago and I'm still bkubbing. God damn hormones!

Being a shit stepmum today. Dss2 (10) woke up at half seven. Dp has had to go into work. I am full on exhausted after yesterday. I made him a drink and breakfast and have come back to bed. His brother (14) is still in bed. I have left out toast and tea making stuff in case he gets up before me. Dss2 is happy enough as he has cartoons and is playing pokemon on his ds. I am absolutely shattered.

If anyone is planning to rent a bednest, they have a £40-off offer until end August: Bednest August offer

BigHairy that doesn't sound shit! At 10 and 14 they can sort themselves out while you have a lie in :)

Wahey I made the 666th post! starting the baby on it early!

You'd think so wouldn't you! Its been my mission for the last 7 years to teach these two some self sufficiency but they are massively lazy and everything becomes a battle. Couple of days with us and they are much better though! Dss1 is getting better...

Also exposing the baby to a bit of rammstein this morning.

To all those worrying about baby kicks etc, get a Doppler from Amazon for £20. I've only used it 3 times and haven't become obsessive with it but it's great for those moments when you are filled with anxiety.
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Oooh Rammstein! I saw them at the NEC in 2005 and I was in the front row. I swear Till smiled at me when I blew him a kiss, I SWEAR IT!

I'm currently wearing an Iron Maiden t shirt that is DH. All of mine are too tight. Rock on!

Spider you are better than me. When dd lived here I left her to see to herself at that age ;).

Well last night I had a rave going on in the womb. Big fish. Little fish. Cardboard box... Seriously Gubbed today!!! Exhausted. Urghhhhh.

Finished work at 1am and knew it was going to be a restless night.

But to make it up hub has left me his bank card... How many rubber stamps can in buy before he finishes work tomorrow at. 2pm mwahahaha lol.

Not listened to Rammstein for an age!! That's todays tidying music sorted!

DH desperately wanted to share the bed with ne last night. We ended up top and tailing. Didn't work though, I've barely slept and everything hurts.

Ah well, our new weekend deal is in operation. He brings me breakfast in bed and I leave him in peace to watch cartoons downstairs

Heh heh. I saw them at Sonisphere 2010. Absolutely amazing! Up now and debating what to do today. I would like to slump on the sofa and be fed toast all day. However we need to try putting up a new tent before we attempt to take it camping.

More ebay bargain nappies just arrived :) feel like a kid with a new toy! How sad!

How many have you gone for in total? I think I have 20 so far but different styles. Can always sell or swap the ones we dont get on with. Treated myself to a new cheeky wipes kit too. :)