We've got fire in our bellies, we're incubating out little Penis Dragons #4

[Spotti]

(Attempt number 3!)

I'll let someone else do this bit next time!!!

YAY fancy! was going to log off and go to sleep but will wait now... (sorry for all the typos in previous post. Phone)

I'm primary, so I think the kids are probably a little less likely to notice. Though if they did think it they'd certainly have no qualms about asking .

I'm afraid the school blabber mouth already suspects... I think I'll go to the head when I get my scan date. I'm pretty certain it'll be after the end of term now, so don't want her thinking I deliberately tried to keep it from her till September. Though she's not known for her tact...

Yey, get those pics up! I'll be asleep in 10 minutes [yawn]

The conclusion of this exercise is that I've put a lot of weight on my arms

Haha Mlle! Great minds...

Good bump! Also loving your jammies

How many weeks are you now?

I love looking at all these bumps :)

I had major bloat too, that is the first SYMPTOM I shall be looking out for this month :p

(And I don't think there are many bump photo poses that are flattering to the upper arm. I look like a wrestler.)

LOVE both of your jammies guys! Snap on the seasickness band -whoever came up with that fetching colour truly deserves a medal for bad taste. If I remember well, fancy and I are 1 day apart so I put her at...wait (guess who's not a maths teacher??)...10+6?

^^ at the arm comments! nonsense!!

11+1

When I do my massive poo tomorrow (fingers crossed) I'm hoping it will go down a bit! "Boy or girl?" "Neither, just a massive poo".

11+1 was the last date at that constipation drama scan! Although if that's the true date then the baby is probably a girl

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

Right, I'm loving these bump pics so I'm def taking a 14+1 pic in the morning when I'm generally less bloated and more baby bump!

Do it Poly!

See, told you I couldn't do maths! Of course you are a day AHEAD and therefore 11+1, not 10+6. Doh!

11 weeks today, totally forgot! I started taking weekly pictures two weeks ago and have failed already. HA!

Shall take one tomorrow like Poly, hurray! Anyone else?

I need to do weekly pics!

Gotta say fancy, loving the Laura Ashley wallpaper, good taste!

Boulder boobs are back, I'm 5w3 or 6w2 by LMP, still no other symptoms so I feel like an absolute fraud! X

Thought you gals might enjoy a giggle at the expense of my baby brain..

Went to the loo.. There was blood. I tore downstairs wailing to DH there was blood. Starting crying. He asked if it was there before or after I went to the loo. 'I didn't go to the loo!!' I wailed back.

Turns out he'd had a nosebleed and forgot to flush the tissue. But my amazing logic was somewhat flawed by not having used the loo IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Glad to hear you got closure on the polyp Linda
Loving all the little bump photos. Won't scare you with my heffalump like 25 week belly.
Feeling a bit down tonight, DH (dick head) threw a hissy fit whilst I was cooking his dinner so I shouted back and walked away. Haven't really spoken since. Asked him Sunday to spray weed killer in garden, did it myself tonight. Just want him to help out a bit more.
Sorry grump over, off to bed now. Night night.

Woooo: bumps! I can't wait to start showing...

Glad the doctors think you're all ok now linda. Big weight off your mind .

Very pleased to hear that all is ok Linda!

Retro, didn't you just have ofsted in? That is mean making you have another observation today! I hope it goes well.

I can't be bothered going to work today, dreaded break duty day and a Wednesday does not fill me with glee. Can we claim a pregnant day off each week please?

These dreams have got to stop.

Last night I dreamed my father in law died. And it just went on and on, playing out like a film So much for a better nights sleep than the last. I'm exhausted now.

Lesson observation is not going to be good

Munday, we won't be scared! We want to see your bump! Pleeeeeaaaasssee?

And to whoever said about weekly pics; we did one at 6 weeks, then promptly forgot. I'm now thinking I'll do every four weeks

Oh munday, hope DH (dick head shall stick with me!) becomes a bit more helpful? Mine can be a big kid at times and dues not fake any type of criticism (admittedly often less than constructive) well at all!
I too want to see the 25 wk bump, see what we have to look forward to!

I should be on a beach in a few weeks. Bloody hope that I have a proper bump by then or I'll just go on beach strike. No way I'm putting that current flab-fest on display and no way am I wearing a 1 piece swimming costume either. Grow baby, grow!

Horrible dreams retro, . I didn't sleep v well as dd has a nasty cough and I was up several times to give her cough syrup / water etc. long day ahead. Let's hope for more firemen at the station!!

And does not like

Must learn to proofread. Sorry.

Sorry about the crazy preggo dreams Retro, hope you manage to pull the observation out the bag!

Oh Munday please let us see! We want to know what's to come... Have you and DH made up now?

Bella excellent wallpaper spot!! I'm impressed.

Frenetic well at least the nosebleed tissue makes a funny story!

Barmy yes to day off. Shall we have lots of white carbs and crap films?