We have fire in our bellies, we're incubating our little Penis Dragons! #3

[PolytheneGirl]

Waiting for all the ladies to hop on over from the buses to talk about knitting and marmite.....oh and little Penis Dragons!

Penis Dragon Stats page

Also thanks Fancy, you've just planned my lunch for tomorrow! But minus the ham...veggies over here, but love the jalapeño shout!

Dipping it in Nando's garlic peri peri

Tilly you might want to think about this for your wedding www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/a-bride-actually-tied-her-newborn-baby-to-her-wedding-dress

We found all the equipment for growing drugs in the loft of our second last house, dodgy people in that area, lol

We've had some quite nice furniture out of previous houses.

Anywho. Fuck 'em. There's two compost bins full or rabbit poo in the back garden that she's more than welcome to!

Bloody hell Retro!!! I'd write a snotty note back!! And go and get my plants....stealth or no stealth!! Fucking miserable bitch!! You should have seen the shit left behind in my sisters house, it was a joke!!

Two toasties may have been overkill

I'm having fish and chips

I had steak, broccoli and orange juice. Can feel the iron-y goodness circulating already....

Retro, your house is now bei lived in by a crazy lady! I'd ignore and plant some new plants for your new home.

Just wish the blooming dire rear would sort itself out now. When does pregnancy start to feel good?

Hi everyone,

Marking my place on the bus so I don't lose you all!

Not had much to report recently but been keeping an eye on you all! Have my scan tomorrow and feeling really excited. Was super nervous before the one a few weeks ago but just looking forward to seeing how it's grown since and being able to tell people.

Still really tired and had awful trapped wind yesterday but otherwise symptoms aren't too bad.

Knotty try spatone if you need an iron boost and don't want to take pills. It's a liquid you dissolve in orange juice and I can't taste it. Is more natural than pills so less likely to give side effects.

I had a piece on mashed tattie, how boring, lol

Think we may need to rename the thread "We have food in our bellies..."

Thanks for the new thread. Have been chuckling reading you all today. Liked seeing the little olive, so cute. I do sympathise with you ladies with ms, I msnaged to avoid it but it must be really hard.
I know how you're feeling Retro- I've been in my house 3 1/2 years and still get post for previous owner. Including letters from the bailiffs and the DVLA! Enjoy your fish and chips x

How freaking cute is this. We all need to get something dragon related for our little ones!

Ah Madem I've only just got to see your little olive! Soooo sweeeet! Btw we have a gate on DS bedroom door as I worry that he might wonder into the bathroom etc if we just put it on the stairs.

Congrats on ten scan Chilly. Sounds like you've got a live wire on your hands there!

I hope you feel better soon Barmy, Caged and Knotty

Retro what a crazy mental bitch! Pfffft!

LittleBear good luck with your scan! Fx

All your food sounds amazing! I've just had my Dad round for tea even though we were supposed to be eating at my parents', thing got cocked up! Now I'm knackered! But full of beautiful chicken tikka! Also thinking about raiding the olives, hummus and feta in the fridge in a min. Wish I had some pitta bread now! We're all going to be massive!

Saying that I've had a nightmare day as I tried squeezing into my skinny size 8 jeans for one last time! When I was myself in that shop window I looked like I had someone else's body on from the hip up. Big round belly and boobs I never had before! On top of a couple of matchsticks!

I did bump into two women I knew through work many years ago outside the supermarket tonight and when one of them said "you should have another one!" I couldn't resist! So I've now told my GP, my consultant, a nurse and two fairly random people from the past! Eek!

Aww English, that's gorgeous :)

Hi all!

congrats on the scans madem and chilly makes me want to book an early scan now!!

what an awful day ive had (want to go home now!) Been feeling sick all day and last night and was in tears as I just wanted something plain. Went to shop and got fresh bread and ham and had a nap and im starting to feel better. Still want to be home though as im sick of feeling shit and want my own bed!!!

retro she is a dick. Tell her she can deliver stuff to you or you'll go get it. Cow that she is!

Every meal seems to be a battle so any plain food suggestions would be good :)

Making sandwiches for lunch tomorrow and I couldn't even bring myself to eat a bit of cheese. It makes me feel a bit yuk now just thinking about it. Pregnancy is weird.

having been shitting all day (not dire rear knotty, just a constant need to go) I now seem to be getting piles. At 6 weeks. This does not bode well.

Can I ask when everyone's nips started looking pregnant? Mine now look like comedy mini-nips on top of my huge boobs. They haven't changed at all might have also tried peering in the mirror to see if my vulva had gone purple. I don't know what colour my vulva is normally

Great news on the scans Chilly and lovely pic of Olive MlleG. Got mine tomorrow - fingers crossed! xx

I got piles at 5 weeks Retro, they went away again but might be back as soon as I manage to have this constipoo. Whenever that may be.

I feel sick. I felt sick after dinner and then I watched Game of Thrones and the end has made me feel really really sick. Urrrrrggggghhhhhh.

I'm a couple behind; no spoilers please!

No spoilers, just turns out I can't handle the gruesome bits

Just lost my preggo vom virginity

Niiiice. Vom-day for you fancy

I seem to have a grumbly tummy. Not sure if it's pregnancy related or seeing my germ-ridding nice on Saturday... either way, not impressed.