I'm surprised how many of you are also living in the world of plasterboard, paint pots and no carpets! It's normal for us, because we're doing up the house one room at a time, but I thought other people had far less chaos going on!
humpty, I also have an arse in the vicinity of my belly button, but I can't work out what all the other lumpy bits I can feel in unlikely places are
I think the mothercare pram might be a really good choice! It has fantastic reviews for the price and I nearly went for it, but was seduced by silver cross at the last minute!
felix, I have been carrying my toy bagpuss around in my sling, if that makes you feel better 