MARTIANS 2014 thread 12: the one where we do nowt but eat.

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Oooh, double Corrie tonight!

Lyra - yes this is my first, and don't really have a clue about looking after babies! - Will have to order in a few box sets then! I haven't seen braking bad yet either ....

gawjus glad everything went well with your scan! - all these scan updates are making me impatient for mine now!

Could somebody please recommend a good concealer? I have the spottiest chin ever witnessed by mankind.

I think people who name their children after the latest cult characters from movies/shows are pathetic.

I'm with Lyra; Tyrion isn't sexy, but his confidence, wit and total respect for women - including whores - evokes a certain kind of fondness for him.

Mummy, I got your joke.

Ice, The Sopranos is supreme among shows. You will not better it

Jolls, you can't call a 40J chest 'breasts', surely? I thought mine were bad at 36G. At this size they are decidedly leaving 'sexy' territory and moving into 'pointless'.

Foxy, the best concealer in the world is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.makeupandbeautyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/dior-concealer-product-shot.jpg&imgrefurl=www.makeupandbeautyblog.com/product-reviews/dark-circles-be-gone-dior-long-wearing-moisturizing-concealer/&h=207&w=500&sz=30&tbnid=48k5iXxUwSJmNM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=217&zoom=1&usg=__KnKMctmOYD-CE02dYFg04qkyTEg=&docid=JGCse3KDnHVn7M&sa=X&ei=5gNgUubAK62h7Abr3YGYAw&sqi=2&ved=0CIEBEPUBMAU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dior. It's hellishly pricey but lasts forever and knocks the socks off that shit Touche Eclat.

Pram - you're right. They're definitely not sexy anymore and therefore cannot be called breasts. Udders maybe?

What were those tumours called that hung off the Elephant Man's body in pendulous drapes of flesh?

Talking of naming your child after someone totally inappropriate, My ex BFs SIL has just had a little girl, she named Moxy, OK a but unusual but then I found out where she had come across the name. They are rather into online gaming and apparently Moxy is a character in one of these online games, she is a Madame by profession and disses rather provocatively. Real or not that's a reputation to live up to as you grow up!!

I was genuinely shocked.

F&T

F&T, I thought you were going to say the child was conceived when the mother was on Amoxycillin!

The Sky engineer told me I look 30!

He's right

Fox I find Mac pro longwear concealer really good. It's light but stays put and isn't greasy.

I'm a 36H and I know I need to go and get measured for maternity bras but I don't have the money and I am dreading them telling me my knockers have grown even more!

Moxy is a horrid name, it sounds like a disease.

Yes Mummy like something you might catch if you're a Madame !!!

F&T

I don't like Moxy at all.

AIBU to serve up the same dinner again tonight, left over from last night? With a side salad for variety? I cba to cook.

Definitely not U Lyra. We are having what I like to call "freezer shit" for dinner.

Blimey. I thought my noughts were big but they are tiny compared to some of you ladies! Have been wearing maternity bras that 'grow' with you a bit but they are just sagging as a result so am going to have to get some better fitting ones I think. And more attractive. Whilst these are uber comfortable they do look a bit like I have just given up ...

Been stupidly tired today. 3 naps! It's all the walking on the beach. Its knackering me out. Home tomorrow so back to normality

Gawj. - glad the scan went well.

Sorry haven't had chance to catch up. Just had a freak out about the childcare voucher thing. I didn't realise that's how it worked and I've also missed out on cancelling them.

It has made me look into mat pay tho. smp used to be a set amount a week. £134 ish a week. Is it right now that it's calculated according to your earnings?? I'm confused!!!

Maternity bras are preposterously ineffective. I hate them with a passion. Where's the separation? Where's the uplift?

Lyra, I love you. 'Nuff said

Had our 20 week scan today, baby is in great health although the ultrasound lady was an arsehole :(
Hope all you ladies are well!

Lumpy you get 6 weeks at 90% of salary, then 33 weeks at £134ish. Unless your work offer enhanced pay!

7 new tit slings purchased. None are mat bras. I am abandoning mat bras due to them creating a single enormous uni boob out of 2 already engorged monstrosities.

Jolls, I a well-jell of your 'proper' bras. Well, well, well-jell

Kara!!!!!!, congrats on the scan. Where have you been? Are you coming back to us with your filthy potty mouth? I've missed you.

I'm jealous of anyone who looks like the baby is growing in their belly rather than a twin in each boob.

Congratulations Kara! How have you been?