MARTIANS 2014 - Thread 7: Are you due next March? Do you have wrecking balls for breasts? Getting moist over iCandys? Then come and talk shyte with us..

[PramQueen1971]

Thread 6

Lyra I'm sorry all this shit is happening to you, it should be a happy time for you.

Tomorrow can not come soon enough so I can pack dd off to school for 3 hours and I can have a real rest. I need to get on with cleaning the bathroom, hoovering, mopping and ironing. I promise I will start after dinner date has finished!

Emboldened fail: I'VE BEEN SOBER THEE YEARS TODAY!

('tis grape Schloer)

Big, big congratulations Pram. I will toast you with an alcohol free Koppaberg.

yay prammy!

hot that sounds lovely! xxx

HotCross, the alleged victim in the Michael Le Vell case said that full sexual intercourse had taken place but her hymen was still intact when she was examined by medical officers. I have no sympathy for this liar whatsoever. She has wrecked a man's life.

Fanks, girls

Now, I'd better get t'kettle on for Janice the midwife: I hear my baby's heart beat at 11am!

Well done pram!

comms I'm So sorry about the puppy, such sad news.

hot, glad you had a good bday!

Wow that's great prambo! Congratulations!

I had the MW appt at 8:30am and they couldn't find the heartbeat. They said its probably a bit early and I wasn't worrying at the time but now my brain is getting haywire :(
They will check again next week.

But Pram, I thought they said the medical evidence didn't prove or disprove the allegations?

SoSurprised Try not to fret, I'm sure they're right about it being a bit early or maybe baby was just in a bad position? I think it's pretty normal not to find the heartbeat at your stage.

Congratulations pram!

fox I am a fool for having such a late night. I am really suffering. Must take better care of myself!!

Ah, it was a one off becca and at least you had a nice evening. Were your brothers pleased?

They pointed out during the trial that it's common in cases of child abuse that the child doesn't understand what 'full penetration' is.

I had a bit of a fumble before I lost my virginity that I thought was full sex. It wasn't until I actually had full sex and it hurt like fuck that I realised I was only just losing my virginity.

So I wouldn't worry. When I went to my 12 week scan I told the midwife that I had heard the babys heartbeat with my doppler. She said ''That's unusual, most midwives can't hear it till about 16 weeks.''

Pramb I'm so chuffed for you. And what better congratulations could you get than hearing prambino's heartbeat

Sounds like a lovely day Hot!

Sorry you're so tired Becca. Maybe a nap under your desk?!

I wouldn't worry So, all will be well. Are you 16 weeks now too?

I feel so far behind at 12+1!

Lyra I'm so this is happening to you. He really is playing dirty isn't he. You're so strong not to have stooped to his level. He is going to come out of all this looking like the twat he obviously is. Hope your lawyer kicks his arse x

Thanks for the reassurance. I try not to worry but I can't help it. I am 15+3 today.

Hi guys. Rock mentioned that someone asked where I was, so Im just popping in for an update.
Baby and I are still hanging in there. Had our dating scan on Monday, and 13.6 today. I an currently pacing impatiently, waiting for a call, as the nuchal fold measurement was borderline and the blood results aren't back yet with the downs risk stats.
I tend to hang out on the PG after MC thread, as Ive had all of my optimism beaten out of me since the MC and I don't want to rain on anyones parade. Its far more my natural environment.
But I lurk here occasionally, and will probably be back once results and stuff are back and I can relax, enjoy being PG and start to plan and buy stuff.
Saggy. x

Thanks Becca, Pram, Mummy and Maybe. I will not stoop to his level. I just can't make false allegations about somebody, no matter how much of a shit they are. But I will be making sure everyone knows what a lying, manipulative, self-serving bastard he is. He's been ruining my life for so many years now and I need an end to it sooner rather than later. And Pram, the authorities have been worse than useless so far so I have no faith in them.

Saggy, glad you're still with us and best wishes for a positive outcome.

Can't remember whose midwife said you can't hear heartbeat before 16 weeks (on phone) but mine found the heartbeat easily at my booking in appointment when I was 11+5. Some midwives talk a load of nonsense and if we didn't have sites like this we'd blindly believe everything they said

Well done Prambo on three years sober

SAGGY!

Good to know all is well with you and baby. I'll have my fingers crossed for you that it's all good news when you get your phone call today.

Come and chat to us when you can, and don't worry about raining on anybody's parade x

I guess it's not that you can't hear the heartbeat before 16 weeks but that you can't necessarily hear it.

So try not to worry about her not finding the heartbeat - I try most mornings but only find it every now and then (hadn't heard it for about a week, but found it this morning).

Pram congratulations on 3 years, that's a fab achievement! Look at how much your life has changed in that time, then picture how much it will have changed again in the next 3 years - you will have a 2.5 year old, possibly another baby, who knows where life will take you!

Comms so sorry to hear about your puppy

Re phones, my DH defected to the dark side (Samsung) and when it started playing up he had so many issues trying to get it fixed. After it had been sent off 4 times he demanded an exchange and was refused! I had a problem with an old iPhone, took it into apple and they just swapped it on the spot. Because of this, I plan on being an iPhone girl forever My contract is due up so will get the 5S I think. Very confused though, O2 website says the 5 handset is £600 so does that mean the new one is cheaper, RRP is £549 apparently?!?

Having a complete CBA day today, DS came into my bed and watched tv until I realised it was 10am and I can't spend the whole day in bed no matter how badly I want to!

Dear dear Martians, how I missed you wonderful women! Sorry to hear of the losses and partner issues, but lol at the rimming & mouth-farts. Been working abroad the last few weeks and just catching up (I have a day off at last, back home tmrw, can't wait!)

Lyra, what an arse your XP is. Do you reckon he is reading this thread?? Think Pirates, Ice & Pram give some good advice... Cooly and calmly gathering evidence is what I would try to do.

for you Prambo - congratulations!

Scan & Harmony results on Friday... scared I've killed the baby with over-work, it's been pretty full-on here.

My BIL describes himself as an iWhore

Pram, well done on 3 years - that's a great achievement.

Lyra keep fighting, the truth will out.

Back from hospital and have seen a wriggly healthy little baby, just waiting for bloods back now and hopefully we'll get the all clear. but definitely just 1 baby on there, so someone else will have the honour of baring the martian twins.

Oh lovely MTB!

I'm a bit jealous of all the wriggly babies. Mine wasn't moving, but that didn't occur to me until after the scan when it was rather too late.