March 2014 - Thread 6 - Spending more time with pornographers and less time with our heads in the toilets hurrah!

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Thanks Lyra! You can feel movement already? That's amazing! :-)

Welcome MacD75 (is your NN related to the fast food MacD?) and what does TSCF stand for please?

Pram Janice sounds a good 'un.

Lyra your day out sounds ace, if knackering. Never done any of that stuff (apart from Yo Sushi, mmm)

Good luck tomorrow's scanees!

Hmm, I can see him in the role. Not sure I'll bother seeing the films.

Frank, that is a claim to fame to be proud of but can I give you mine? It's actually a claim to shame: I slept with Craig Phillips, the first ever winner of Big Brother. I met him when I was stripping in Liverpool at a club called X in the City and he was coked out of his head. He was a midget and came in my eye which required regular eye baths right through the night thanks to some spunk getting stuck under my contact lens.

Hey, never mind 50 shades, he used to be in Byker Grove! Now that's fame...

I loved him in queer as folk!!!

Pram I've just wet myself. Bloody. Amazing. That is all

MacD, yes, have done from about 11 weeks I think but only occasionally. It was later with DS2 and later still with DS1, about 18 weeks I think.

Ice, we have an annual pass that gets us into all that stuff and all three are within spitting distance of each other so I thought we'd kill three birds with one stone. The London Dungeons were the best bit, but quite stinky and poor sensitive-nosed DS1 suffered a bit.

Pram!

Pram I just practically pissed the bed and spat a mouth full of milk on the dog. That is an awesome claim to fame, though possibly not one to tell the grandkids.

Joll, I hope your DP is behaving himself. How was your pie?

Great claim Pram

Not into 50 Shades myself, if I want to read erotic fiction I'd rather not read something by an author who started out doing Twilight FanFic [snob]

Seemingly well behaved so far Lrya...though anyone can not be an arse for a few days at a time...it's the prolonged bit that he struggles with.

After starting a bit of a pie based Mexican pregna-wave, I am officially off pie. It's done the sticking at the top of my throat for hours thing and won't go down

Hi ice, nope just scottish MacDonald, rather than cheeseburgers :-)

TCSF - transcervical section of fibroids. Fibroid removal basically.

Wow, lyra, think i'll be waiting a while to spot what's movement and what's just ligament/muscle stretching.

Pram that is amazing - what the hell were you thinking though, seriously!! Used to get taxis home from Liverpool from outside X in the City - there was a fab take-away place right nearby

Testing

Ahhhh!

MacD, it doesn't feel like stretching at all. More like bubbles of wind passing through or like being flicked from the inside.

Joll, sorry the pie wasn't a success. You'll have to find another beige food to crave.

Not sure about beige...I really had to fight the urge to chew on a used green tea bag earlier

Pram Haha, brilliant!

Welcome Mac :)

Lyra Your day out sounds lovely. Really want sushi now!

Fruit I'm liking Teeth as a name suggestion!

Hi all - very long time no post. Between being 6 hours behind GMT, moving house, getting new tenants and busy work, I've completely dropped off the radar!

Pram that is quite possibly the best claim to fame I have ever heard! Amazing! Doesn't it make you laugh that once upon a time you're a stripper in liverpool, the next you're mumsnetting. I thought that the other day. In my early 20's I was heavily into the S&M scene. Now I think about the PVC thigh high boots and nipple tassles and wonder what the hell happened between then and now. Now I wear a suit to work (well I don't really cos it's bloody hot here, but I work in the corporate world). At least my job now is something my parents don't mind talking about.

Anyway, had my 10 week scan this morning and there was the hobbit, bouncing away like a maniac. Couldn't keep it still long enough to get an accurate read on the heartbeat but kind of wasn't necessary given that it was having it's own little house party. Measuring exact on dates (10+2) and I'm even happier that the sickness seems to be retreating. By the time I fly back to the UK on Friday, I might even make it through the entire flight without barfing! Hurrah!

How is everyone else feeling?

joll 'pie based Mexican pregna wave' ! pram !!!! hilarious!!! Handy Craig! Brilliant. I'm lurking but not feeling too chatty. I'm not sure can compete with the wit . btw lumpy lumps my little boys poxy spots seem to be receding thanks fir enquiring. Hes waking at 5 though ((sympathies to long commuting Martians.. btw))) Dh away and not missing him .. gulp. Actually quite enjoying the tidy house and the space and felt able to have a good phone chat(moan) with him re his workaholism/how his business will sink us if he doesn't watch it..Eek.

... My chat suddenly feels so fucking pedestrian!

Apprentice Glad the little one is feeling better :)

Welcome to McD and welcome back to you, Stroke. Do you live abroad or are you away on business? Congrats on the scan and the discoing baby. I sometimes regret having thrown away all my stripper gear - especially the past 18 months when TTC was such a struggle and sex was horribly clinical and angst-ridden. Th'usband would never agree to me prancing around in that shit though, he's very anti-my old life for very good reasons

Rock, I can tell you I wasn't thinking at all, I was too fucked. I do remember, though, that he had a split lip which was all dried up and hard which made me very reluctant to kiss his mouth. Plus he had that corner-of-the-mouth white spittle thing going on from gurning. I think that's why I went straight down on his knob

Apprentice, my life now is as pedestrian as it gets but it has to be this way since leaving rehab. I lived a pretty hedonistic life for a long, long time and I'm so glad to now be someone who mumsnets and talks about pies. I'm glad your little boy's pox seems to be disappearing

Lyra, I am proper jell of your day out today. I bloomin' love dungeons, me. Did they really stink? Of what? Damp, I suppose. What was the most gruesome piece of torture equipment?

Don't be getting any ideas, Stroke