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AlpinePony · 13/10/2011 11:45

Tsk, can you believe Aries broke the fred?

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Casserole, girl born 19th March
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
StiffyByng, girl, born 17th May
Scorpette, boy, born 21st May.
Rocketleaf, girl, born 23rd May.
TwinkleToes, girl, born 7th June.
Laurielou, boy, born 9th June.
Orchid, girl, born 24th June.Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Mrbitey, so hot right now, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, thinking of calling baybee Vanilla Ice, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, sticking to a schedule, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.

UPDIFFED

Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 18th November
BarbiesBeaver, can't quite believe it, due Christmas Day
BrownB, Baybee passport-grabbing bitch, due 25th January 2012
AlpinePony, Greedy Double-Esh Baybee Grabbing Bitch, due 19th Feb 2012
KitandKat, INSERT COMMENT, due 12th April 2012

I'm really sorry for Orchid onwards for whom I'm afraid I don't have your actual births - please make sure you go on the next list!

JB felt this baybee move this morning. :)

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buggerlugs82 · 10/11/2011 19:31

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Ariesgirl · 11/11/2011 09:37

Anything happening here? Any lays? How's me mate Truffers? 39 weeks? How the fuck did that happen? Shock

buggerlugs82 · 11/11/2011 09:41

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Ariesgirl · 11/11/2011 09:43

Au contraire, buggeroff, hedgehogs' noses had me snorting Grin

buggerlugs82 · 11/11/2011 09:48

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MadameBoo · 11/11/2011 09:54

Truffs Can you please try and lay today? 11/11/11 is such a cool birthday!

BB When my bump dropped I felt like it was nearly dragging on the floor, 'cos I'm only 5 foot tall anyway.

Ariesgirl · 11/11/2011 09:57

An superfluous apostrophe! Nurse! NURSE!

I have never heard hedgehogs' noses. I thought you made it up

Yes, come on Truffs. What do you mean, you can't lay to order? Tssk.

buggerlugs82 · 11/11/2011 10:01

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Ariesgirl · 11/11/2011 10:08

Leave. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. YummyMummytobe-eeeeek?

buggerlugs82 · 11/11/2011 10:09

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Ariesgirl · 11/11/2011 10:10

That's cos not enough of them are diffed. On account of being ancient and barren Grin

buggerlugs82 · 11/11/2011 10:15

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buggerlugs82 · 11/11/2011 10:16

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Ariesgirl · 11/11/2011 10:16

What post? Where? I don't do reporting posts. What's up?

Ariesgirl · 11/11/2011 10:16

Really, which one?

buggerlugs82 · 11/11/2011 10:17

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Ariesgirl · 11/11/2011 10:19

No of course not! Which thread was it on? Unless comments are blatantly racist or otherwise provocatively offensive, I am happy to let people look like dickheads.

buggerlugs82 · 11/11/2011 10:23

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MadameBoo · 11/11/2011 10:46

I am just snorting at the thought that MNHQ allowed post to be deleted because it was too nice. :o

Truffkin · 11/11/2011 10:49

I would very much like to oblige with laying on demand but it appears that this bab is still too comfortable to make a move. My brother is coming to stay for the weekend and is petrified that I will go into labour. It would be worth it just for that Grin

Although I'm liking all the 11s, I'm not sure about the ackshurl birthday. I like the sentiment of armistice day being about peace, but really it just makes me sad for dead soldiers.

Also, I'm still massively in de Nile about how it comes out, so am probably Not Ready yet. Have got a couple of appointments booked with the foot lady for next week so hopefully that will get things moving nicely.

The sechs appears to be having no effect. Nor raspberry leaf. I'm not convinced by pineapple but might try it next and TGB is desperate to go to the all you can eat Sunday lunch buffet at our local Indian restaurant so is using this as an excuse. Any other old wives tales I can hitch on to my bandwagon whilst I'm at it?

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Truffkin · 11/11/2011 10:51

P.S Bugger the girls in my birth club ate also very naive and most non-ESH but it's been good to have people at the same stage. I seem to recall it contributing to the head fuck in the early days as some people leave the group, but I've found it good since starting mat leave and being bored shitless at a loose end.

MadameBoo · 11/11/2011 10:54

Ah Yes. Would 12/12/2012 be too overdue for you Truffs?

MadameBoo · 11/11/2011 10:55

Just worked it out. 43 +3. Absolutely No Way :o

Ariesgirl · 11/11/2011 10:56

A ten month gestation? Like a horse?