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BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Casserole, girl born 19th March
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
StiffyByng, girl, born 17th May
Scorpette, boy, born 21st May.
Rocketleaf, girl, born 23rd May.
TwinkleToes, girl, born 7th June.
Laurielou, boy, born 9th June.
Orchid, girl, born 24th June.

UPDIFFED

Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Mrbitey, so hot right now, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, thinking of calling baybee Vanilla Ice, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, sticking to a schedule, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 18th November
BarbiesBeaver, can't quite believe it, due Christmas Day
BrownB, INSERT WITTY COMMENT, due 25th January 2012
AlpinePony, INSERT AMUSING COMMENT, due 19th Feb 2012

Hello wee Foxcub! Congrats Ginfox yahoooooo!

Marron - excellent scan news, you might want to relax a little now. There is most definitely a baby in there ;)

GG hope there's some joy at the sweep today. Couldn't you grab a dildocam and show the MW how it's done?

I suspect there's been too much DIY in the Owl's tree-house too BB. She is most definitely missing in action. Bets on a queue jump anyone? I'll bet a cake she's laid.

Doh - marron

Scorps LOVELY to see you. We wuz all worried. Sorry you're going through so much right now - my advice: get people over to help you. Anyone. Just to give you 10 mins of not listening to screechiness Yeah, so what?

Chars, Macca - my folks do pop over most avos for a quick visit, which is a godsend. Not to help me, like, but to get their clutches on the Christchild their beloved grandson. Their chat is all stuff like 'the post woman says 'T' is a lovely name' and 'the woman in the queue at Sainsbury's said his piccy was adorable', so I think they might quite like him...

The ILs on the other hand.... Hmmmph. Didn't even send us a card, no contact to ask how we are, just 2 curt emails telling ME off for not emailing them some pics of him (so MIL can pass them on to her rellies and pretend to be the doting gran, pah). So disgusted with them.

He's awake again! He's worringly placid today - hope yesterday's jabs aren't the reason.

Sorry for mememe posting, btw. Just so nice to speak to adults again!

PS He didn't sleep for all the time between my posts! This was his 2nd mini-kip.

Sweep much more succesful this time. My lovely case load student did it so hope she did it right. But she reckons I am 2-3 cm dilated and soft. Cervix not entirely forward but was at least reachable and baybee is now engaged. Wasn't too sore, just reminded me of VE's in labour.

No twinges or shows or owt yet so will wait and see. Had toddler with me so had to set him up with Angry Birds on my phone and listen to a running commentary about killing piggies while she was up to her elbows in my fanjo. Told him she was looking up my bum.

Lovely to see you, Score. Sorry you're having probs with colic. Sounds miserable but on the plus side they do grow out of it. Just keep the mantra "This too shall pass" in your head. Bah to the rubbish in laws. Although no more than you'd expected. Humph all the same though. What does TYF think about it?

TYF will not criticise his ma. Whilst this irritates me now, I hope it's a trait he'll pass onto Mr T! He gave up expecting much from his folks a long time ago.

I bet Mini G is better than me at angry birds! Did he not question why a lady was looking up your bum? Is a good job he didn't want to check it out himself, ha! Is fab news you are all soft and a bit dilated. Wagons roll! Good job TYF can watch the baby all weekend whilst I stay glued to my iPad for laying updates, yay!

Ho yes, my iPad. TYF is not one for big gestures, extravagant gifts or big shows of affection, so was rathervwonderful when he told me t'other week he was going to use his bonus to buy me n iPad to thank me for laying an baybee P'raps I should stop telling him off constantly for everything, including breathing wrongly, oooops...

He looked confused so I said it was my front bum and we were seeing if the baby might come out soon.

He said to me yesterday, "Mummy, I have been waiting for many a long day for my baby". "Me too" I replied.

Bonus on the Ipad push present. MrG has bought me a Nintendo Wii. I have asked him to send it back (no frigging time for that sort of thing). Am I an ungrateful cah? I would just rather he spend money on stuff we really need. Like diamond jewellery.

Ummm..... Hi.......

......So, there's 2 lines on my peestick...... Is this the place that people go when this happens?

erm..... I feel sick too, so am assuming this is a Good Thing....

Congratulations, CockDodger. Not sure we've met but do come in and help yourself to some rare steak and pate. Am hoping to evict this little one over the weekend so you can have my seat on the ball.

Cockdodger! Congrats - and long time no see!

gag squishy cervix news is good, hope it gets going nicely

scorps I have luffs for you. And ipad

No, Lady, I don't think we have met. I am an old BESH with many years TTC under my belt -and a few extra pounds too-. Greetings and thanks for the pate - my favourite!

I must say, I'm very impressed with the clusterlay. How did you all manage to synchronise that?

Hi Curly. It feels good to be part of the gang again .

So, those randon hyphens were meant to be crossing out the words between them.
Technofail.

Hurrah cocky!

Good sweep news, gaga, fingers crossed it works.

Hello, Scorps, nice to see you online, hope the colic passes. Have you checked it isn't reflux?

And I love MiniGG awaiting his baby brother or sister.

Woo Hoo! Scorps is back! Sorry to hear about Mr T's colic. Tis miserable all round. I hope it passes soon. The least said about ILs the better - they piss me right off . So I can only start to imagine how you & TYF feel. Glad to hear that you're all loved up though

Woo Hoo! LadyG & the MW up to her elbows. Here's to a successful sweep. Anyone who has a sweep is uber hard bastard in my books, so double well done. Friend of mine who also had one likened it to being a glove puppet - an image of her which will stay with me until I die. I shall be keeping a watch for some more updates.

Woo Hoo! For the return of Cock & for the 2 lines. Most marvellous news - congratulations! Hope the vom doesn't last too long.

Whoop! For cockdodger! Most excellent news!

Hope things get moving asap GG.

Thanks, ll and BB!

I was getting desperate and thought I may have to resort to cock, but am happy to say that I can continue dodging as I seem to be diffed without it.

Nice to see ya back in here scorps hope you have figured out MN for the ipad now ;-) good skills on getting that as a push gift. I mentioned this tradition to Tb who replied, isn't your daughter enough? He had me there! nothing to say re you MIL except it was expected but seriously. Just back from mine and she insisted on dangling Sprout in front of the dog 'to get him used to her' Erm, i am prob being a bit PFB but I am not the biggest fan of dogs. He is as soft as shite but I think he can get used to her when she is crawling round the floor with him, right now he can just stay away. Had to sit on my hands to stop myself snatching Sprout off her.

gg good news on the softening cervix, hope the sweep is the the snowball that causes the cascade!!

welcome penisavoider think we brushed past each other when I was still lurking indecently longer than necessary in the palais (see? I make a habit of it) You probably won't remember but congratulations anyway.

lovely scan news brownie and how sweet that your EED has such meaning. Think the pollen count must be high today. If you cross your legs a it you will have a baby with the BEST star sign.

babs hope the puking has receded. DIY? are you mad? and did you shout "drill this, bitch!"?

owlie better not be winding us up. defo MIA the que jumping slaaaaag.

Mini G is sounding very cute there gaga, what a gorgeous turn of phrase! Sounds like things are on the move too, you could be a third of the way there!

Hello ArtfulDodger I think we have briefly brushed shoulders in the palais where I too lurk for far longer than necessary. Congratulations on your win! How many pee sticks have you weed on now?

score Sorry the colic continues, very hard work. good thing Mr T is so spiffing and beautiful! Rather about ipad too!

sprocket I suspect I am going to get a similar response when I enquire about my push present! I had mentioned hinted very heavily about sapphire jewellery but the stoopid royal engagement ring has probaly bumped the prices way beyond our limited pockets. To be fair to them it was probably beyond our pockets anyway! I have bought the FDH new headlights for the newly refurbed camper van as his first gift from his son, I'm not sure which arrival he is waiting for with more excitement!

owlie is sooooo laying a baybee isn't she? Where are my field glasses?

Lovely scan news brun

Now, where the bloody hell is my cervix?

Bitey I STILL cant feel my own cervix. But apparently it is there. So I expect yours is the same. Practically gaping open just out of reach.

MiniG has been naughty again today. The two major incidents were pushing a whole roll of loo paper down the toilet with usage of loo brush to ram down. I had to unblock with bare hands which was nice. Secondly, doing a wee onto the windowsill on the stairs. How much would I get for him on Ebay d'you reckon?

Am not laying!! Am entertaining my mother by painting a seaside on the nursery wall. I wish I was laying, I am fucking uncomfortable.

Ginners HOORAH! The clusterlay has begun

GG That sounds a bloody sight more promising than last time - splendid.

Cockers bloody hell missus, nice work