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BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Casserole, girl born 19th March
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
StiffyByng, girl, born 17th May
Scorpette, boy, born 21st May.
Rocketleaf, girl, born 23rd May.
TwinkleToes, girl, born 7th June.
Laurielou, boy, born 9th June.
Orchid, girl, born 24th June.

UPDIFFED

Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Mrbitey, so hot right now, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, thinking of calling baybee Vanilla Ice, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, sticking to a schedule, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 18th November
BarbiesBeaver, can't quite believe it, due Christmas Day
BrownB, INSERT WITTY COMMENT, due 25th January 2012
AlpinePony, INSERT AMUSING COMMENT, due 19th Feb 2012

I don't even know if I want to see a willy! Think I might not want to see one of those for a while yet! Potter was a bit of an end of an era, have seen all of them with the same person. At the previous two she has been very diffed so got my own back last night by spilling ice cream down my front in a leaky breast pattern and some rather alarming toni braxtons

gaga can I ask you about the EPO capsules? Is it right that the whole shell bit vanishes without trace or am I going to have embarrassing moment when the midwife asks what else I have got up there

honey is right. Once you've laid and you've got some semblance of a routine in place you can do anything that a non-baybee'd up type can - with just one exception. You cannot go to the cinema as a couple to watch a "normal" film. :( You can go on holiday, you can go to restaurants, you can go to museums, go cycling, climb mountains. But want to spend Sunday afternoon sat in front of a matinee with a box of popcorn? hahahahah. Those days are gone. Differs - go forth and matinee for tomorrow is another day.

I notice ginfox is conspicuous in her absence.

Hellurrrrrrrrr honey , what a surpise to see you here, you bendy-legged Babylonic ho!

They do just dissolve, Bitey. You might notice some jelliness to your discharge. I don't do them same day as an internal so I don't have to explain myself to midwife. On self examination still can't find cervix. So not sure how sweep will go tomorrow.

I also noticed that Gin has gone very quiet. Obviously laying.

Thanks gaga my cervix is also missing in action.

Dreamt last night that Jeremey Clarkson came round and broke my washing machine. I was so annoyed him that my waters broke and added to the flood. Do you think I should ask him round???

Owl is also rather quiet.

I had some kind of labour dream too, Bitey. Can't quite remember what happened though. You are welcome to get Jezza round, but I reckon I would only last about three minutes before pounding his big stupid curly head into oblivion. Depends on your tolerance threshold.

Yeah, she is a bit quiet. No fair.

GG it's a 3-yr-old thing. Mine's going mental. I'm sure they have a radar which tells them that life is going to change in a way that makes them a little bit less the centre of your universe.

'Lo honey welcome back! Just in time for the mass laying exodus.

No labour dreams for me. Am having serious difficulty sleeping though. Want to turn over all the time but it's so much effort...
I saw HP last week (the 3rd, maybe 4th time since having a child). Didn't notice any willy though. Although, these days i don't think i'd notice one if it were shoved in my face .

3 year olds are way worse than 2 year olds. I think the whole "terrible twos" thing is a big fat lie to lull us into a false sense of security and make us decide to breed again. How can such a little person have such huge attitude. Don't know who he gets it from - the evil temper, the stubborn argumentativeness, the impatience and utter sense of entitlement. Oh yeah

Hopefully only three more nights to get through being giantly pregnant. Unless the whole induction thing doesn't work.

So you know on tues afternoon when I said "vaguely crampy"? Well by midnight the vague crampiness had gone from every now and again, to full on ouchiness every 2 mins - with no gradual build-up, most rude..

And so to cut a shortish story even shorter, Foxcub arrived by waterbirth at 2.30pm on weds, weighing 6lbs 11oz, and looking completely gorgeous. Only came home today because my womble was slow to contract and I lost a litre of the red stuff [careless emoticon]. Will regale you all with details when I have the energy.

Congratulations ginfox? Is it a boy cub or a girl cub? Well done on getting a waterbirth. wooooooooooooooh!

And, oh, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Hurrah for the Foxcub!

Hurray for foxcub and huge congratulations to you foxy! happy snuffling!

Ohhh congrates foxymama and welcome to the world foxcub How lovely!!

Wahey to Foxcub! And a water birth to boot! Many congratulations foxy! The Cresh welcomes you with open arms and plenty of tea tree oil.

Moo so this is where you have been hanging out! Oh oh, I feel broody!

Yay! Hooray for the Foxcub! The 20th is my birthday too! Most excellent taste. FYI - first man on the moon 20 July 1969.

Congratulations Gin. Woooohooooo!!!!!

Congratulations Gin. Welcome to the world little cubster. And such a wee one .

Oh a foxcub is here! Oh yes yes yes! Congratulations to you Gin

Exciting news here... I had another scan today. The baby was 74.5mm long, and they bumped me a few days forward to 13+4. New EDD of 22 January. My little brother's birthday. Was kinda emotional.

Congratulations foxalicious! :)

Well done brahn.

Congratulations Foxy!!! Wonderful news! Enjoy every moment.

congrats foxy ! fab news!!

Excellent news, Brownie!

I'm off for my alleged sweep today. Third time lucky, eh? Anyone want to lay odds on them actually doing it this time? Am sure the MW thinks there is some kind of Mummy's curse up my fanjo. Must be the cobwebs

So, where IS, Owlie?

Welcome foxcub! Sounds perfect.

Nice news Brownbear are you feeling a bit more confident nowadays?

Good luck for sooty and sweep today GG. Tell the MW to man the fuck up and get on with it.

Had mammoth puke session all day yesterday after being an idiot and attempting to do DIY every night after work. That'll teach me.

Congratulations Gin, wonderful news. And a waterbirth too - am tres envious. Well done that girl

Brownie lovely scan news too - I loved scans! Not such lovely news on the vom-fest. Little monkeys, they just like to let us know who is in charge...

LadyG good luck for the sweep today. Will be sending ripe cervix vibes your way.

Oooh, the laying has started....................

Huzzah for the fox cub! I've timed my return well, haven't I?! And someone finally got a water birth Can't wait for details, hope you're doing well, Foxy

So sorry I've not been around for yolks; Mr T has terrible colic and I've been having to keep him in perpetual motion virtually all day just to calm him down - even have to jiggle him in the pram or my arms as he naps... Which he hasn't been doing very much of. He is miraculously napping normally now so got straight on here Too much to comment on but am looking v forward to GG's induction this wkend and 'sweep this, bitch' has to be an ESH classic! So happy lovely little rocket girl is okay - I didn't realise she was poorly so feel bad I've not been around to offer support. Sending her extra kisses xxxx

Gah, he's stirring... Am getting giant Popeye arms from all this colic-cuddling! I bought another sling, a Baba sling but he hates that too. Fuxache!

I bloody luff youse guys sooooooo much, you know :)

Oh, and Pol, I got your text but my moby keeps refusing to send my reply. Will try to msg or txt again soon, my sweet thang.

Aaaaaand so the endless ear-splitting screeching begins again. Good job he's so yummy and perfect!