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Ginfox · 14/07/2011 08:47

Complimentary ice-filled foot spa for all customers. 50% off all purchases for all BESH (proof of membership required)

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Casserole, girl born 19th March
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
StiffyByng, girl, born 17th May
Scorpette, boy, born 21st May.
Rocketleaf, girl, born 23rd May.
TwinkleToes, girl, born 7th June.
Laurielou, boy, born 9th June.
Orchid, girl, born 24th June.

UPDIFFED

Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Mrbitey, so hot right now, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, thinking of calling baybee Vanilla Ice, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, sticking to a schedule, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 18th November
BarbiesBeaver, can't quite believe it, due Christmas Day
BrownB, INSERT WITTY COMMENT, due 25th January 2012
AlpinePony, INSERT AMUSING COMMENT, due 19th Feb 2012

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
PollyCrystalTits · 17/08/2011 09:06

I was also wondering about the clomid Boo! Smile

Right, who is coming to my party? Boo, are you and Sprocket still hoping to come? Lozzer can we tempt you? OooohNiceBoots I will let you off as you should be rather busy by 3rd September. Wink I think GG is coming, yay! Fanny is definitely coming as is Clucks and hopefully Cheggers too.

rocketleaf · 17/08/2011 10:14

Definitly still hoping to come pol the plan is that me, sprout, sis and 2 nieces come (if thats still ok?) and we send TB and BIL off biking. We will prob come early and leave in time for the girls to have a late bed time as Sis is only about 45 mins from you. BUT i am not sure I have convinced TB yet. Think he is a little put off by the long journey as we will have to come down Friday night after work. Also need to confirm with my sis as although I've discussed it with her, we have not said for definite. Sorry to be so bloody vague! I'll try and sort it out and let you know.

owlbooty · 17/08/2011 10:23

Pollster I wish I could come to your party as I strongly suspect it will be utterly fabulous. Sadly I am in the wrong place and also will be (hopefully) dealing with the new baybee.

Truffs and Babs yes - I only put on 2lb during the first 20 weeks. And over 2 stone during the remaining 20 weeks.

Important Owlet update - there will be no rummaging this morning (well, not that sort anyway). At dawn this morning, fucking niagara falls - honestly, had no idea it could be like a frigging tidal wave. Thank god I had put a towel on the bed. Am now waiting for it to all kick off (and still leaking attractively). Pliz to send me easy sneezy vibes, ESHies :)

AlpinePony · 17/08/2011 10:30

I'd like to pace but I've got a long drive. Wink

See you on the other side twitwoo!

Muser · 17/08/2011 10:30

Booooty is having a baybee!

rocketleaf · 17/08/2011 10:44

Ohhh exciting!! Take my advice, don't wait for it to kick off if you are not having contractions. Get bouncing, walking, climbing the stairs and mainlining the clary sage, you want those contractions to start within 24 hrs ideally or they will advise you to go in for induction (you don't have to mind you)

hopefully the <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=baby+owl&um=1&hl=en&biw=1059&bih=652&tbm=isch&tbnid=j63dVEvu36bHsM:&imgrefurl=thechive.com/2010/10/04/baby-owls-are-the-new-kittens-27-photos/&docid=bahn7WhUjbvuqM&w=500&h=307&ei=Mo1LTtb1Jcaa8QOuqszfCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=722&vpy=151&dur=45&hovh=176&hovw=287&tx=116&ty=105&page=1&tbnh=145&tbnw=218&start=0&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">last baby owl pic until we see one of owlet!!!! Squeeee!

PollyCrystalTits · 17/08/2011 10:49

Woop woop Wol is going to lay an egg a baybee soon!

Really hope you can make it rocket and of course you are all welcome. More the merrier!

Medee · 17/08/2011 11:35

woohoo, Booty. And when the baby owl comes out, you can buy this loveitloveitloveit.co.uk/molo-owls-top/

rocketleaf · 17/08/2011 12:59

Or this I bloody love all the Skip Hop Owl stuff they have at the moment.

Thanks pol sis is on her hollibobs this week but I'll try and pin her and Tb down. Hopefully she will be driving so I can have a cider or two Wink

macaroonie · 17/08/2011 13:38

Yahooooooooo!
Owlser sending you all the easy-peasy home birth vibes i can muster.

poll I wish i could come to that evidently fabulous party-to-be.

Truffkinikins and BB I put on about 11k (about 1.7 stone) the whole pregnancy and most of it was in the last 3 months. Nothing to do with the vats ice-cream, no sir.

Orchid12 · 17/08/2011 14:24

Woohoo Owlie Smile. You go girl!
Was sneaking in to wave to Scorps and the scrummy Mr T who we bumped into for the first time yeterday, both are gorgeous! We had a very full and exciting day at the beach (in our landlocked city!) and doing lots of shopping in the sales - hoorah! Not sure I could have managed two by myself, but having my mum around is great. I don't want her to go back home tomorrow

LadyGoneGaga · 17/08/2011 14:55

I hate you all. I put on 4 stone. Plus the stone I gained around the teflon womble incident. 2 down, 2 (3) to go. Would much rather have gained only a little...much easier afterwards and anecdotally seems to make no diff to the baby itself.

Really looking forward to Pol's party. PiL's camper van is booked. Must indoctrinate Piglet into sling wearing before we go. MrG also bought me a lovely ring sling for birfday so need to try that out. Otherwise will be using the Moby.

And terribly excited for Mistress Owl. Hopefully contractions will kick off soon.

Am considering introducing a dummy. Piglet had a bad night last night and wondering if it will help settle her. MiniG never had one, had zero interest when it was offered. any thoughts?

BarbiesBeaver · 17/08/2011 14:59

Go Owlet! Go Owlet! It's your birthday! It's your birthday!

rocketleaf · 17/08/2011 15:00

Funny just been discussing this over in the Spa. Does sucking on your finger help? Might indicate whether a dummy would help. Or a few sucks on your finger might be enough to sooth her.

LadyGoneGaga · 17/08/2011 15:10

She will suck on it for a while and then gets cross. Will pop over to the Spa and see what the consensus is.

Annoyed today. Some silly bint took it upon herself to capture my cat and take her to the vets. In case she was a stray HmmAngry. Seeing as she was on my drive as I pulled away at 9am. And at the vets by 1pm. Twat. Who has the time to go about capturing cats on the off chance? Luckily she is microchipped.

rocketleaf · 17/08/2011 15:39

lady wtf re: your cat? Is she bonkers? We have a mad old woman who comes and talks to our cat, she tries to coax him out and has learnt his name by over hearing us when we call him. She proper creeps me out and I think she is going to try and steal him one day.

MadameBoo · 17/08/2011 18:33

I have a busy day at work and can't even have a sneaky peep on here and Boots starts laying. Hope she didn't forget forget the Clomid...

PollyCrystalTits · 17/08/2011 21:11

Come on out babyWol.

PollyCrystalTits · 18/08/2011 07:44

Still no news? Must be soon...

rocketleaf · 18/08/2011 09:10

AIBU to lurk on Wols FB page for news?

Ah well here's hoping this is a post partum owl pic

BarbiesBeaver · 18/08/2011 09:12

Actually, I've got some out of date HCG trigger injection too...If it can help the eggs release then surely it works on babies too?

laurielou · 18/08/2011 10:00

I luffs this part of the ESH tribe so much

Pollster I don't think I'm going to be able to make it to your party Sad MIL is retiring end of this month & planning some big party before she goes off travelling for a while. Although she is pretty rubbish at organising things, she's mentioned the party on the same day as yours. Of course this pretty much guarantees it will be another day. Seriously gutted - would love a couple of days away to meet lovely ESH's.

macaroonie · 18/08/2011 14:35

I used a dummy with no1 to avoid thumb sucking and will prob try one with cheeriO too but will get rid of it earlier . He really fusses just before going to bed in the evening and i think it'd help me

PollyCrystalTits · 18/08/2011 15:22

Oh buggeration Lozzer. Well if MIL changers her mind on the date, you are of course welcome, no notice needed. Smile

I have just managed to palm Boo off onto my ma and pa for Two Whole Nights. Ace! Unfortunately I go back to work tonight at t'supermarket and guess which nights I am workiing? Yep... both nights Boo is away. Ah well. It will give TG less to moan about only having the one child to feed and get to bed.

Right, must go and make some dinner. Is it weird that I am looking forward to stacking shelves talking to adults all evening? Shock

I do hope booty is snuggling her little wol. I keep checking FB for news. Must... step... away.... from.... 'puter.

AlpinePony · 18/08/2011 15:45

Got my triple-test results back today - tbh was not worried as would've received a phonecall from mw friday or monday had it been bad. 1:1500 for Downs and 1:5000 for Patau/Edwards and NF measurement well below average. Now I can go out and get pissed to celebrate.