The Deli gets funky: Ah, PESH it good - P-PESH IT REAL GOOD!

[Scorpette]

This fred ain't for everybody - only the menkul wimminz!

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
Casserole, girl born?

UPDIFFED

Scorpette, not top of the list at all, lalala, I can't hear you!, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish).
Rocketleaf, sprouting out all over the place, due 1st June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July.
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Ivegotmrbitey, appears to have eaten posh spice, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, eating for 7, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, suddenly weeble-shaped, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 17th November.
kat2504, 25 sticks pissed on and counting, due 5th December.

I am a fuckwit - meant to say Scropy has Pre-eclampsia. Sorry, am in hol cottage with TG's sis and family prior to the big wedding tomorrow- TG's 22 yr old cousin is marrying the vicar's 38 yr old ex-wife. I think that beats TYF and JB!

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Thanks for more Scorps updates. Sending easy sneezy vibes, go Scorps go!

Happiest of Anniversaries lufflybiteyandmrbitey

Yay for the imminent arrival of the lad! Wishing the easiest of times to Scropey and snuffles very soon.

just had text. No action so she's going to try sleeping. Sends love back to all.

Sweet dreams Scorpette :)

Hope she's getting some sleep.

Argh what a time to leave my phone at someones house, couldn't get on yesterday to check for scorpswatch. Hope scorpy is doing ok and getting some sleep! Can't believe she has PE after everything else, wtf?

Missed all the excitement yesterday because I went round to my friends for a 'catch up' and the sneaky devil sprung a surprise baby shower on me, including my sister all the way from Somerset!!! They have all been colluding for weeks apparently Not a traditional shower thank goodness. No acres of pale pink presents but she had coordinated a 'blessingway' with my friends from all over the country which is a native american tradition of each person choosing a bead to represent them which gets put on a necklace for me to wear while birthing, so i can carry with me their love and protection. It was overwhelmingly touching and turned out absolutely gorgeous to boot!!

boo thank you so much, you will get a proper thank you and am going to post pics on t'other place when I get a chance. Which might not be for a while seeing as my waters started leaking like a faulty tap at 5 am. Not much else going on yet so just hoping things kick off properly in a bit but too excited to sleep!! (Know i dont really need to say it but please don't mention on FB) Maybe scorps will get her desired ESHtwinz after all :o

rocket! How exciting! will be very much thinking of you too now. hope things move along nicely and easily. And at home!

How lovely of your friends. Fab that it might all be fresh in your mind as you have your baby.

No news to report, so I'm hoping scorps is well-rested.

Ooh rocket, how exciting and what a lovely surprise!

Ooh, rocket, I was thinking of you this morning as I'm finally getting to play Rock Band again tonight! I shall sing a song just for you. I wonder if they have Push It by Salt n Pepa?

Sending easy sneezy vibes to you and score x

Thanks all! Lovely to see you ms enjoy the rockband. "ooh baybee, baybee!" :o I am going to have that as an earworm all day now.

Have had a few gentle surges and passed a bit of mucous (tmi?) but apart from that not much happening. DEAD excited though. especially as my sister is here. Its all her fault, she was saying last night that she wanted me to kick off over night so she could be here for the birth but pretty sure she was joking as one of her oldest friends is over from NZ and staying with her tonight so she's supposed to be shleping it back down south. Now she's going to have to decide :o

Go rocket, go rocket, it's your baybeebirthday, it's your baybeebirthday!

Go Rocket - blast her out. Get it? BLAST.
(not too fast though. I've heard that's Not A Good Thing.)

I'll shut up.

rocket are you a Marie mangan hypnobirther? Would you like us to post birth affirmations every so often? squee! You're going to birth your baybee!!
scorps hope all's well with you too, and operation end the most hardcore pregnancy on record is under way!
What an awesomely exciting day in the deli!!

Go Rocket and Score. If you lay tomorrow they will share a birthday with the most special little boy ever . I was in early labour this time 3 years ago. MiniG turns 3 tomorrow!

And was very kind of you both to wait until I got back from holibobs so as not to miss out!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG TWINZ!!!!111!!!!!! Sprocks.

I said we would kick you off into labour with that surprise. I am not going to be able to sit still all day now - oh why don't I have an iphone?!!!

I'm already having a little weep. And miniG's birthday tomorrow too? Oh it's all so bloomin' lovely in here today!

Oh hell I have chosen the wrong day to go to a wedding... Sounds like it will be a very exciting day. I bet score has her legs crossed as today is FILs birthday.

Rocket what a fantastic surprise for you, I hope you are wearing your necklace. But more importantly SQUEEEEE, you are going to meet your baybee!!! Have a fanatstic hippo sneezy birth.

Nothing from scorps yet, don't want to keep texting as she may be a big busy. Will let you know as soon as there is news. Go Scorpy, go!!

Looks like I chose the wrong day to give up smoking.
Looks like I chose the wrong day to give up drinking.
Looks like I chose the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

Geddit? Geddit?

Wouldn't have had such a long lie-in if I'd known what was going on in the deli. We'll need a second camera-crew for combined Scorp and Rocketwatch.

Fingers crossed for big easy sneezes all round. And where is Laurielou? Can we get a hat-trick?

Waaah! Twinz!

rocket your friends and family sound absolutely gorgeous what a lovely surprise Glad you made those final adjustments to the birthing room too!

scorpy Pre fucking Eclampsia??????? Your poor love you really have had the A-Z of differ ailments haven't you? Thank goodness the lad will be so utterly gorgeous!!

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C'mon Scorps and Rocket

May your sneezes be easy and your baybees utterly gorgeous.

yey yey yey yey! rocket Am stupidly excited for you!
Sending you and Scorps easy-squeezy vibes
and some
XXX

Bumper baby bonanza!

C'mon laurie!