The Deli gets funky: Ah, PESH it good - P-PESH IT REAL GOOD!

[Scorpette]

This fred ain't for everybody - only the menkul wimminz!

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
Casserole, girl born?

UPDIFFED

Scorpette, not top of the list at all, lalala, I can't hear you!, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish).
Rocketleaf, sprouting out all over the place, due 1st June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July.
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Ivegotmrbitey, appears to have eaten posh spice, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, eating for 7, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, suddenly weeble-shaped, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 17th November.
kat2504, 25 sticks pissed on and counting, due 5th December.

Lots of love to scorps and thanks for the update pol. Hope to hear lovely news from you soon scorps.

Pls send my love to Scorps Pol. She is having a rough ride. Hopefully it will all be over soon.

Pol Thanks for the update. Please send Scorps a big snog, tongues n all. I'm so excited for her to meet The Lad.

LadyG thanks for the Greek goodies. That was the quickest holibobs ever! Hope you had an amaze time.

Welcome back gaga Are these cheese pies spinach and feta filo ones? Glad you have had a lovely chilled holiday and hope you have recovered from the flight now? Happy third trimester too!

score hoping you are feeling better, I just can't believe how many things have befallen you. I think you are going to be like the lady in the Ina May book who felt a little bit "heavy" went for a poo and instead had a SURPRISE IT'S A BAYBEE INSTEAD (the dad caught him, don't woryy). It only seems fair after what you have been through. Not long now until you get your prize!

The very same, Bitey. And Happy Third trimester to you too!

Am still chilled as not back to work til Monday. Then got 6 weeks left til ML.

Poor Scorps, hope she is OK soon.

and welcome back LadyGG!

Mmm spanner copter :-) is there any baklava?

Ooh yes, a bit nibbled round the edges though. And lots of greek yoghurt with thyme honey .

Mmmmmm thanks GaGa my fave!

I just bent down to pick up an earring and was sick out of my nose! Does this mean I have run out of space for my stomach? Also does this mean I can't possibly clean the bath until biteybach is born?

Glad the MW visit went well sprocket, will be trying the toilet roll when the FDH returns home!

Well done on the nose puking Bitey! Welcome back GG - show us your rsn lines?

Just texted Scorps again, no change. Don't think she's even been seen by doc yet but she has had chips, lucky cah. Am STILL stuck in car. Bored shitless. Meh.

at nose-vomming Bitey. Just when you thought diffment couldn't get any more dignified....

My current policy is to leave anything I've dropped on the floor, until a responsible adult arrives to pick it up. Can't guarantee I'll be able to a) get back up again, or b) avoid dropping said item for a second time.

Thanks for updates Pol. Fingers crossed for an extra big sneeze to end Scorp's Diffment from Hell.

am so relieved at POl's update. Was very worried for some reason.

Oowww I have just hurt myself laughing at the nose-vom

I've done a few sicks in my mouth in the last week. I think I too have run out of stomach capacity.

Poor bloody Scorps . Pliz send her more snogs. She deserves the easiest lay and most placid baybee of all time given all the shite she's had over the last 9 months.

GGGG welcome back lovely :) Scuse me whilst I fall face down mouth open on them there cheese pies.

Poor old Scorps has had so much shiz going on whilst preggo. Sending lots of easy sneezy vibes for soonest snuffling.

Welcome back GG glad you had a lufferly time and thanks for food and drink goodies

Oh Bitey the nose vom sounds impressive! I have experienced nose vomming whilst normal vomming (and once a small piece of chicken came out. Is that TMI? Oh well, never mind) but never spontaneously just from the nose. Respeck.

Am absolutely delighted that it is now the end of the working week. This week has felt long and tiresome and I am in need of a weekend. We have some friends coming to stay tomorrow night and the boys are buggering off to the football on Sunday so I shall have fun wandering round the shops and eating lunch. I am also being gifted a bag of maternity clobber so all in all good times.

I am anticipating TGB being very nice to me when I get home after arriving back in a drunken state after midnight last night and waking me up with his loudness! He then proceeded to tell me how much he loved me and raspberry (we named the baby this when it was that size and it has stuck) before falling asleep and snoring very loudly. I was slightly not impressed. This may also work in my favour when we decide who is doing what in the tidying episode tomorrow

Hope we get a new PESH babe over the weekend, that will be most pleasing.

Thanks truff I do feel a little bit proud! I think it may heart burn related as things much improved after necking half a bottle of gaviscon. Re: TGBs pennance, I think nothing short of cleaning the grouting in the shower will suffice.

ginny I keep dropping things too. I am not wafting around giant hands with sausage fingers - in fact they look like they always have but my grip on things is distincly off. Actually my general grip on everything is off!

Thanks for the scorpy updates pol, glad she's had some chips!

It's me and the FDH's first wedding anniversary tomorrrow. I am going to make us breakfast in bed on paper plates with paper flowers on the tray. I also have paper lanterns to set off later. Has anyone got any other bright paper ideas? I have made chocolate fondant cupcakes (cos they are in paper case so it counts) but have made 24 so pliz enjoy them here. I have offered them round in the palais too but strangely the plate here in real life isn't going down at all!

Sorry for the delay PESHes. Had a text from Scorps about 3.30 saying she would be induced in a few hours... So maybe about now?! The Lad is on his way, woop woop!!!

Thanks for the update. Come on the lad!

indeed, induction now started! Squeeeeeeeeeeee!

OOOOO

This is highly exciting news, send her a massive heap of ESHlove please

Bites every time I lean over I feel the acid jumping up. However I have discovered that fruit flavour rennies taste just like refreshers. Result!

Am veh impressed with your efforts; I did bugger all for recent first anniversary as I was knackered and pathetic. Mr Boots made me breakfast in bed thus scoring all the points. Then we went out for a meal where I ate too much, got hideous indigestion and accidentally ate a mousse with raw egg in it.

Truffalot - chicken??? wtf??? I have no idea how you managed that but you win a medal.

Hooray for The Lad! Go Scorps!

Very exciting! Go Score

I am now swigging Gaviscon from the bottle. Not sicked out of my nose yet though

Refreshers???? Will have to hot foot to the shop tomorrow morning, I luff refreshers! Thanks bootsthechemist. Also thanks for making me shriek in horror when I thought you ate a mouse with raw egg in it then giggle in relief that it was a mousse.

Fabby update on scrope watch too! I believe that the lad will be born at 3am tomorrow and will weigh 8lb 4oz and the tale of his birth will go down in the annals of ESH as the easiest sneeze ever. In fact it will become a mumsnet classic.

Hurrah for TheLad arriving soon! Cheers Polly for the updates.
I am working tomorrow all feckin day but will try to sneak on at some point to catch up. I'm thinking around 12.10 am. Super sneeze.

gaga welcome back - I will pass on the ouzo and stick to the gaviscon too - it's my new best friend.

Bitey Nose vom is really quite disgusting but vey vey funny, I suggest nose plugs Happy anniversary tomorrow!

Very quick message from me - Come on that Scropey! How blooming exciting Muchos love to you and hope you get a fantastically easy time of it.

GGG welcome back my lovely. Glad you had a good holibobs.

Happy aniversary Bite me