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PESH deli: the one where we get loads of lays

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LadyGoneGaga · 03/02/2011 16:29

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5?
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7

UPDIFFED

ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, blooming at last, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 27th Feb
Medee, doesn't feel as "neat" as everyone makes out, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, thinking of displaying her enorma-bump at freak shows, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, Has lost her waist, due 24 July
Ivegotmrbitey, Marmite is a lovely name for a baybee, due 27th July.
Milanomum, showing it off, due Aug 6th
Owlbooty, can't stop belching, due 7th August
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August
BarbiesBeaver, Forever the Dildocam Slut, due Early October
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn

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CurlyCasper · 15/02/2011 19:09

if my husband thought my mn-ing was bad last night, he's going to feel very left out tonight. It's so exciting and I can't stop thinking of Muser and Kate. Grin

laurielou · 15/02/2011 19:22

Just checking in for some news. Its all very quiet on the Muse @ Kate front....

CluckyKate · 15/02/2011 19:28

No news from me but, yes, that queue-jumper is being very quiet.....

Scorpette · 15/02/2011 19:33

Never mind, Kate. I'm sure you'll have your baby... sometime this year Wink (Must be so maddening! But did you manage to have a nice day with Boxy at all?)

CluckyKate · 15/02/2011 19:39

S'OK Scorpelino....have been queue-jumped once already by that GinSling so getting used to it Grin

LadyGoneGaga · 15/02/2011 19:53

Come on, come on you two. I want to break the cigars out.

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Muser · 15/02/2011 20:10

TBG taking dictation here as Muser feeds Bob. Or, more accurately, a Kate. Born at 532pm and weighing 6lb 12oz, more details will apparently, be forthcoming on Facebook later... No birth pool and we's don't care.

Medee · 15/02/2011 20:12

phew, thank god you have arrived TBG, have been sitting on my hands since reading the news elsewhere (G* elsewhere.)

So happy for you guys, and can't wait to hear full story once she's up to it!

HighPriestessBoo · 15/02/2011 20:14

YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!

HighPriestessBoo · 15/02/2011 20:16
Medee · 15/02/2011 20:18

'tis another elsewhere, Boo; it's not on facecrack yet.

HighPriestessBoo · 15/02/2011 20:22

Wonder if Muse did the Madonna Dance? :o

CurlyCasper · 15/02/2011 20:32

wooooooooo, hurray and congrats to Muser, TBG and little Bobette! So pleased for you all.bloody well done. That seemed quite speedy from your last post. Hope you just sneezed. Lots of love all round. Grin

Medee · 15/02/2011 20:33

it seems very fitting that Bob from Blackadder turned out to be Kate after all!

HighPriestessBoo · 15/02/2011 20:35

:o Medee

CUNextTuesday · 15/02/2011 20:47

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooooo Grin

CluckyKate · 15/02/2011 20:50

Wonderful, wonderful news Muse....so, so happy for you Grin. Quick work too, s'pect you didn't have time to get in the pool.

Hope you're enjoying a lovely glass of bubbly with your cuddles!!!

PerfectDromedary · 15/02/2011 20:51

Wheeeeee! Well done, Muselicious! And congratulations to all of you!

PollyPoo · 15/02/2011 20:53

Bloody marvellous news TBG, Muse and Kate, I'm so excited for you all! Massive congratulations. Oh I'm all overcome. Can't wait to hear all the details and swoon over the photos. Big smooches to all three of you. x

Medee · 15/02/2011 20:53

Scorps and anyone else interested - you can buy the middle model of Tens machine from Babycare for just a touch more than a rental at the moment.

Ariesgirl · 15/02/2011 21:07

Amazing Muse! Well done you. LOVE what Meds said about Bob-short-for-Kate!!
Congratulations!

rocketleaf · 15/02/2011 21:10

Yey cracking news!!!! Well done muse 'nothing happening' at 2.18, baby born at 5.32. If that doesn't qualify for easy squeeze then idk what does!! Hope alls well with all three of you, and another Yey!! for more girls in the mix. Xxx

SilverSky · 15/02/2011 21:17

Muse really did SNEEZE that Bobster out!! Fantastic news!!!

There's a vat of champers and caviar awaiting you in the SpA and Creche!

owlbooty · 15/02/2011 21:24

WOOOO! Congratulations Muse and TGB and Bob Grin

Scorpette · 15/02/2011 21:24

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY! WELL DONE THAT PESH! SO happy for you, Muse and TBG. I KNEW you were having a girl - I have only guessed wrong once when speculating to myself (VAG). I even had a dream last night you had a girl and gave her Roberta as a middle name in honour of her bump moniker Grin (Although someone elsewhere (not FB) has broken the name and I bloody love it, even without the Roberta! Wink ) Ooooh, this is the first pink grandchild in the family, isn't it? Double YAYYYYYYY!

Sounds like things went well - am overjoyed. Hope you both go from strength to strength. Me and TYF have had a little dance of happiness for you all :) Biggest luffs XXXXXXXX

Medee - genius Blackadder joke Grin And top TENS pointer, cheers.

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