The PESH deli - Happy New Year! The one where Polly finally lays and we get lots more BESHy wins.

[PollyPoo]

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24

UPDIFFED

PollyPoo, wondering if this baybee is every going to come out, due 23 Dec or 28 Dec, depending on who you trust
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, blooming at last, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, has a deceptive bump, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
Ivegotmrbitey, Marmite is a lovely name for a baybee, due 27th July.
LadyGoneGaga, Compulsive Stick pisser, due 28 July

Sorry for the not terribly inventive opening, but I need to moan update you all...

Come in, grab a chair, a wheel of brie and a glass of champagne to welcome in the new year.

Oh Pol - that's wonderful news . Sorry to hear the HB was thwarted by the BP but sounds like you were in good hands and, best of all, you got your prize. Really thrilled for you

Welcome, welcome HalleBerry - come join the fun!!!

So, who's next

Oh thats great news polly Transfer must have ben scary as hell but worth it now you are both OK and little bird is doing so well. Phew! Chinese burn for you and little feather kisses for the wee one. :o

I had a crap nights sleep, I haven't been waking up much recently but last night woke at 2 thinking of you and then again at about 4.15, coincidence much?!! Both times I was going to check my phone for news and glad i didn't or might not have got back to sleep!!!

Welcome Halleberry sorry you had some early trouble but glad all is well now. That reminds me need to douse sex of baby before scan on Monday. Woooooo! :o

spooky crosspost there *clucks" I didnt copy you honest!

Thanks for the welcome I was Loujalou but changed my name in the spirit of Xmas but have decided it is better than my old name so it sticks.

Hello Louja - not sure if you remember me from the 'having difficulties TTC 2' thread a while back? Glad you're doing ok and bump is ok. I'm not far behind you, I'm 14 weeks now.

rocket sorry to hear you didn't sleep too well. I had a good sleep for a change. I was sick just before I went to bed and felt infinately better for it which is probably why I slept so well. I keep having odd dreams (one of the more horrible ones was that there was a man stood behind my bedroom door watching me sleep before he killed me ) so have started putting lavender on my pillow which I think is also helping.

Welcome baby Poo! Big grin over here for the safe arrival of another little ESH baby. Well done MrsPoo!

I remember you Orchid. Nice to see you here. I had a midwife appointment yesterday and baby still has a heartbeat though there was an awkward minute or so whilst she she found it. It might have been about 10 seconds but felt forever.

My baby might come out early if its like its big brother. So not paying too much attention to dates but am due on 22nd June - apparently...

polstar!! Congratulations!!!

And although you didn't get your HB, it's GREAT news about not tearing much and the speed too. I am so so happy for you.

Oh Polly you clever girl. What wonderful news. And it sounds like you did loads of it at home too, so well done. Can't wait for pics etc elsewhere.

Enjoy snuggling :)

xxx

wahey! delighted for you pol. Well done on the relatively quick and intense birth. x

Woohoo! Hoorah for BabyPol :)

Hooray! That's fab news Pol, hope you're being spoilt rotten and loving every minute. Do let us know how Boo gets on meeting her new sister.

Congratulations on your lovely little girl Pols. Sorry the HB didn't work out, but it looks like things went swimmingly anyway, so smooches to you all!

So, MrsFC, it's you in the firing line next....I can feel safe as long as I have got your skirts to hide behind

Congrats on the blue baby Scorpalina...so good of you to provide the ILs with a superior manchild.

I've got mw coming for home visit today and hopefully dropping off hb stuff. It's beginning to get real now, can't believe we have been ttc since early 2006 and finally going to win a baybee. I am beginning to get a bit scared!

Me next? Nah.

Can't be me, I haven't even bought nappies yet or booked my TENS machine....

Congratulations pol have such a warm snuggly feeling for you and the babybird!

Hello halle, congratulations! You are four weeks in front of me so please please tell me you have stopped puking and are glowing?

'lo owlie , nice to see you to see you nice

Since yesterday's scan confirmation that there really is a baybee in there the FDH has started chatting to it. He made me jump out of my skin yesterday when we were having tea by asking what he or she thought of their first taste of lasagne! Me and the baybee got kissed goodnight last night as well, bless him! May have to change his name from the foot dragging husband to the soppy one if this continues!

Ooooh the Deli is all warm & fuzzy today

Welcome to Louja.

Owly don't think you can just sneak in either. Speshally not when you have cakes.

Tis lovely to have you both on board.

I know today is all about FamilyPoo, but can I just say I think I may BURST with excitement if my scan doesn't hurry up (28 hours & counting)

Now, back to happu snuggly baybee thoughts.......

happy even.

Aw, Congratulations, Pol. A little girl - and a wee one too. Could not have been more wrong with my prediction! Don't worry about the non-HB - you tried and I bet you got to labour in your pool which all prob helped with the fast labour. Hope BP comes down quickly so you can go home and enjoy!

Welcome Halle and Owlie - stuffs face with cake. Yay, the Deli is filling back up. Just need some more BESHies to start coming through asap as well!

Tried out one of the recipes from Jamie Oliver's 30 min meals last night. Was scrummy - Jools pregnant pasta appropriately. I can recommend.

Well done POLLYPOCKET! And gentlest little nuzzles for Boo Two (I know which name you're on about and I loveloveLOVE it!) :)

Sorry you didn't get your HB in the end, but that gorgeous little girl makes everything all right, doesn't she? Aww, so happy for you (and your relatively unscathed undercarriage) - and for all Family Poo. I couldn't sleep last night cos was excited for you and then I slept in and I was yelling at my laptop to load so I could find out. Doing a very waddly dance of joy now - and like Muse, I too welcome our female Messiah!

Welcome BeloujahCaviar! And who is this Owlbooty trying to sneak in, mnnnphhh?

Orchid, I feel your dream pain - not only can I not get to sleep or stay asleep, I keep having nightmares, particularly ones where I find out somehow that my parents secretly hate me and do cruel, freaky stuff (am sure Freud would have a field day with a preggo having that sort of dream!).

Sorry to hear you are still pukey lovelyorchid I have been having weird dreams too but they are either a bit fruity or involve me rocking up to work and then realising I shouldn't be there anymore, nothings nasty as yours tho!

lozzer its so exciting about the scan isn't it!! is yours tomorrow then? I have mine Monday but as have had sneak preview I am fairly chilled about it (ha not)

:o at Mrmrbiteys chattering, TB is the same since I told him Sprout can now actually hear him, its got even worse/better. Is cute but makes me laugh at the silliness.

Mrs you can't run and you can;t hide, you're up next!

Still buzzing off of pol and bambilinopol,

oh forgot to bundle boots and steal all the cakes, what? I can only have virtual ones, cute me some slack :o

cute cut

Congratulations Pol!!

Rocket yes, scan is tomorrow, 3pm. I think coz there was that mess up with MW appointment in Dec & I didn't get to hear HB, I'm more keen than ever for tomorrow. The 12 week scan was amaze, but it was still all very new & very unreal, plus I was concentrating so hard not to pee myself that it kind of passed by in a bit of a blur. I know a bit more of what to expect now, & I likey!

I'm sorry there are so many nightmares around, but kind of reassured as I went through a spell of them too. The most memorable (which still makes me wobble now) was that I was clinging for dear life at the top to the Severn Bridge, with my friend at the bottom very helpfully shouting up did I realise how high I was (I'm a bit rubbish with heights in RL). It was so real, it was swaying. In the end (& Ive had this feeling in RL too) I decided that the only safe ground was "down there" & the quickest way was to jump. So I launched myself off the top of the bridge to gasps & screams from people at the bottom. I jumped awake as I "jumped from the bridge". Was not nice . Probably analysed as taking a leap of faith into the unknown or some such thing.

Anyhoo, back to happy, snuggly baby thoughts. Wonder if PrettyPolly has been allowed home yet? And wonder when my constant thinking about what Family Poo are up to creeps into stalker territory?

Wonderful news OurPol . A lovely little girl. Bloody well done old bean, and hurrah for the almost intact undercarriage. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx