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Odd things your child is doing that might possibly amuse us

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FrannyandZooey · 13/01/2008 10:04

Ds has been cutting small bits of paper, putting them into a pile and saying "this is my feesis (thesis ). Ooh it is hard work doing this feesis." etc

He is currently singing a song called, as far as I can make out "Shitus Meninditis"

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MamaG · 13/01/2008 10:05

DS (3) is currently wearing a necklace he has made from magnetix, proudlky telling everybody it took him aaages to make

OverMyDeadBody · 13/01/2008 10:09

DS got the dustpan and brush out and is sweeping under the table. He just muttered "I can't keep up wiv all dis mess"

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FrannyandZooey · 13/01/2008 10:10

LOL I love that one

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burstingbug · 13/01/2008 10:15

DS2 (16mths) playing with a talking Cyberman rucksack repeating delete delete delete whilst his dummy is still in his mouth.

TrinityRhinosDhWonHerAnIPOD · 13/01/2008 10:17

dd2 is walking around patting her baby and saying 'just go to sleep, just go to sleep' in a sing song voice

Paddlechick666 · 13/01/2008 10:23

dd 2.3 turning and twisting in front of the mirror saying "i am soooo pretty"

she has new pink hairclips!

oh and whenever she is asked "why" she replies "coz i think so" which is her version of me saying "because i *said" so".

hasten to add i only use this one after about a million "why's" in the space of an hour!

Misdee · 13/01/2008 10:27

dd3 is dancing to phats and small, turn around. hmmmm. i may have to modify her music taste, cant have her liking phats and small.

springlamb · 13/01/2008 10:29

Gimme more, gimme more, my dcs (13 and 6) are past this stage, and I so^ miss it.
I'll be back to check in half an hour!

dyzzidi · 13/01/2008 10:30

DD is sat in peppa pig wellies with just her nappy and vest on brushing the bald Babys head saying 'its awright, its awight good girl'

She is just 2.

Misdee · 13/01/2008 10:36

dd2+3 are now back in their 'camp out' in the living room. i may get my chairs back in time for dinner tonight...

colditz · 13/01/2008 10:45

Ds1 has been wandering around singing

"I am makin a samwidge
By my self, todaaaaaay!
All by myself
Todaaaaaaaaaay!
A ham samwidge
Wiv a kniiiiiiiiffe
Todaaaaaayyyy!"

ds2 has been trying to be a ballet dancer, and considering he s 21 months old, in cloth nappies and on the rotund side, he looks extremely funny!

cherryredretrochick · 13/01/2008 10:59

dd1 4 is complaining that the lounge looks 'like a bombs hit' and dd2 20months is trying really hard to jump.

Buda · 13/01/2008 11:02

DS (6) is building something with Lego and DH was about to go out to buy lightbulbs etc and he and I were discussing him buying a storage box for the Lego and DS just gave a big sigh and said "I'm going for a poo". Maybe he way of telling us we were talking bullshit!

Pruners · 13/01/2008 11:08

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SlightlyMadShrek · 13/01/2008 11:12

DD3 (20m) stabds in front of PC shouting "bubbes"...i.e. demanding I put the bubble screen saver on ...

Marne · 13/01/2008 11:15

Dd is telling me a story anount Jesus and Molly and feeding her rocking horse

Rosylily · 13/01/2008 11:15

Ds2 age 3 said to me this morning...'why did the bum cross the road? ' (it wanted to get to the grass on the other side)

hunkermunker · 13/01/2008 11:17

DS2 has decided a career as a stuntman (or possible slapstick comedian) beckons and is crouching down then jumping in the air and saying "boing", then jumping in the air and landing either on his knees or bottom and saying "ow!". He's decided his name is Pooh Bear and laughs uproariously when we call him that. He's looking forward to his birthday, has asked for "cake with cake lights" and tells me each day he will be two, then sings Happy Birthday to himself and then mimes blowing out candles. He has developed an obsession with a Fifi book in which Bumble has a birthday party and it makes me laugh to read it to him because he calls Bumble "Bum-bum" and Fifi "Wee-wee" [childish]

(How are you, Franny?)

TrinityRhinosDhWonHerAnIPOD · 13/01/2008 11:19

gecko has climbed into her little walker truck (you know the old fashioned truck that comes with blocks in a dn a nadle for them to walk with it)

she loves it, she takes all the blocks out then climbs in and shouts 'bah' and points at someone to be pushed

TrinityRhinosDhWonHerAnIPOD · 13/01/2008 11:20

with blocks in and a handle to walk with it.....

wow thats bad typing

random · 13/01/2008 11:37

Dgs1 is dressed in one of my sparkly tops and is marrying dgs2

Misdee · 13/01/2008 13:19

dd3 has learnt a new phrase 'oh bugger'

keeptakingthetablets · 13/01/2008 13:21

DD2 is checking the dog for scabs

niceglasses · 13/01/2008 13:24

DD2 was 5 in Oct. He has always and continues to dress in his younger sisters clothes. Particulary he always wears one of her nighties to bed - they fight over it. Loves to get into her dressy up princess dresses. He has done this for a good 2 or 3 years now. I know this can be a phase but this seems to last longer than most I have heard of - anyone else had this?

calzone · 13/01/2008 13:27

DS announced in the middle of church that he needed to go home NOW

'as my tummy has woken up and is all grumbly and it needs egg and beans and toast!!'

He is 3!