Worst first name you have come across

[dadintheshed]

For me, it has to be the name Jay-T

A woman I used to work with had a granddaughter called Kiora-Lee! I really had to struggle not to ask her if the next one would be called Um Bongo!

My friend had some hippy neighbours who had twins (b & g) called Xerxes and Appolinata. The girl was known as Polly, but how do you shorten Xerxes?!

Krisdol

This thread will end in tears.

She'll be an adult now, but....

Aniline

which I thought was lovely as a small child, but as we soon learnt at secondary school, it's a moderately toxic checmical compound.

Sorry, Annie, if you're reading this.

what about MJ's kids though, feel especially sorry for the last one - Prince Michael, Prince Michael II and BLANKET! at least his brothers had semi usable names.

Isn't Blanket his nickname?

Pocahontas. Yes, seriously.

I met a baby whose middle name was Skania after her mother's HGV. If she'd been a boy it would have been the first name. Skania sounds more like a girls name to me though.

Treacle

I know someone who plumped for Honey after rejecting Annie, because they were worried she would be teased because of the musical

Kid-Rise

,,weepootle, are you serious about "Treacle"?>>

R'Marni

I used to register births in the south west and there was a family with the surname beans...yes, you guessed it, they named their poor son Heinz. I KID YOU NOT!!!

at R'Marni

ok i must have miss-read the MJ article.

However R'Marni is a stunner!

What about Porche? sorry if anyone's children are called these names by the way....actually, not really! It's all individual preference, I quite like Honey

Wiggy - not a nickname, was her name on her passport and drivers licence!

Heard a story once about a little girl called Choley (well that was how they pronounced it), and when asked how they spelled it the parents said C-H-L-O-E .

I taught a Mercedes.

I also know of a Ferkin Yusef (!) (not sure if spelling correct)

I have met a Cuthbert.

And a Lahla (everyone calls her LaLa)

I have taught a Fenwick.

And a Zhalin.

And a Jake-E-Lee.

Know twins Pele and Perrier.

Alaric

Charliemai is pretty bad.

Kylon
Kaylon

nylon

erm - Pylon

stop it this is foul these are real children not hypothetical names. grow up.