My name has been featured, haha. Would almost have felt mildly disappointed and left out if it hadn't been. It's one of those boringly popular 80s girl names.
No kids yet but pregnant with baby one. We've picked her name and it's not on here (although she is getting my boringly popular in the 80s, now very unfashionable name as a middle name). The name we had favoured for a little boy has been featured though!
For me, most actual names don't bother me, but deliberately quirky (i.e. Incorrect) spellings do, and people who call their kids by words that aren't actually human names like Snow (tut tut, Constance Hall) and Bear (tut tut, Cheryl Tweedy) to show how unique and different they are grate on me a bit! Chardonnay for the same reason. Even once cam across it spelt as Chardonais. 🙈
That said, for reasons someone else stated above, I'd never call my daughter Fanny (apologies to any fannies out there). There are some others that I find generally displeasing to the ear too (Ethel), and some where I just can't shift the association with one or more particularly awful examples of people with said name and thus the name is tainted for life.
OP seems to hate a LOT of names!! 🙊 the explanation of Ottilie (like a cross between Natalie and Otter gone disastrously wrong) genuinely made me lol though.