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AIBU Books Game Part Six

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MoominMymbleandMy · 26/01/2010 19:16

Now, we're on thread number six!

As before, we frame an AIBU from the point of view of a character in a book and everyone tries to guess the book and/or the character.

Everyone welcome to play/time-waste as much or as little as they please.

New thread, new AIBU...

AIBU to think I'm seeing a ghost?

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MoominMymbleandMy · 03/05/2010 13:21

Ooh, CJ, has your poor husband been wiped out of existence by a spot of meddling with time?

Treacle, I'm wondering whether you're a Marlow too. Or amusing yourself by swapping with someone from a very different station in life.

MCP all!

...Still, I must say they certainly know how to party...

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CJCregg · 03/05/2010 21:23

Do you know, Moomin, you could be right about my husband but I just can't remember any more ... I think I'm going to have to go to this meeting my mother's been going on about!

Well, treacle? Are you going to show Lois how wrong she was not to put you in the team in the first place?

Pogleswood · 03/05/2010 21:28

Or,Treacle,if neither of those,trying to get to know a parent?

France and parties is making me think of Waterloo,Moomin - but that doesn't get me anywhere!

MCP!

AIBU to feel discriminated against because I am a woman?

steamedtreaclesponge · 04/05/2010 11:06

Nope, none of your guesses are right so far!

I've changed places with a friend... only no-one seems to have noticed yet!

MoominMymbleandMy · 04/05/2010 11:18

Morning, all! I am thoroughly confuddled having stayed up far too late reading the Rose and Lizard site you once recommended, Pogle. The Marlows go to Hogwarts! Sounds utterly mad but is blissful fun. As was the Marlows at the Chalet School.

Hmm, so are you at the dentist, Treacle?

MCP, all!

...Or should I have said they certainly know how to push the boat out...

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steamedtreaclesponge · 04/05/2010 11:58

Hmm... still stuck on yours, Moomin

MCP everyone!

...and I really don't want to have a bath...

steamedtreaclesponge · 04/05/2010 11:59

PS What is this Rose and Lizard site of which you speak? Am on the lookout for distracting things to read online.... (as ever)

CJCregg · 04/05/2010 13:18

Treacle, Rose and Lizard is here and is a brilliant AF fanfic site. Moomin, I've been reading 'A Wand with Sixteen Strings' as well and thoroughly enjoyed it, despite being sure I'd never, ever like crossover fan fiction. Loved it (thanks, Pogle!)

I know yours, Treacle, but I just can't twitch out of the depths (shallows?) of my brain ...

MCP all!

steamedtreaclesponge · 04/05/2010 13:23

Aah, thanks CJ, that looks brilliant - will have to get stuck in!

steamedtreaclesponge · 04/05/2010 13:53

Have just finished A Wand with Sixteen Strings - so clever. I am going to have to go back and read Autumn Term again now...

pollywollydoodle · 04/05/2010 13:57

treacle, are you piglet? watch out for the spoonful of medicine!

pogle are you going to be done out of a title because you are a girl?

moomin are you a spy? or leaving dunkirk?

steamedtreaclesponge · 04/05/2010 14:16

Yes, Polly, I am! Your prize is a bottle of malt extract...

MCP everyone!

AIBU to tell on them?

MoominMymbleandMy · 04/05/2010 18:56

Ohh, that friend! That was fast, Polly.

I didn't think I would enjoy A Wand with Sixteen Strings in the least either, CJ. How wrong I was! Now, I'm always going to be aware that the twins are bumbling around somewhere in the backgound while Harry et al are saving the wizarding world.

...I'm a journalist, not a spy! And I'm at La Rochelle, not Dunkirk. Not for much longer though...

NIMCP!

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Pogleswood · 04/05/2010 19:02

Evening all!

No,polly - but I'm going to get left behind.

So,can we do AIBUs based on fanfic now,then??
(Please,please - one of you at least must read Dangers Untold,Hardships Unnumbered! - doesn't anyone fancy the Marlows and goblins in the same fic??)
MCP!

Pogleswood · 04/05/2010 19:10

And a rapid return to ask if you are leaving on a submarine,Moomin?

pollywollydoodle · 04/05/2010 20:58

fast on the draw with piglet only because dd listens to it every time we go on holiday!

nimcp

MoominMymbleandMy · 05/05/2010 00:07

Why yes, well done, Pogle! We're leaving on Das Boot first thing tomorrow morning. And that was still fast, Polly.

The trouble with the Marlows and the goblins is I don't think I've read the original of the goblins part of it. Which seems a waste because I wouldn't have savoured the full glory of the twins' brief career at the Armiford branch of the Chalet School without being steeped in the Chaletians' irritatingly saccharine ways. Oh, the sheer bliss of Nicola and the Sale dolls' house and Lawrie on the baby Jesus!

NIMCP all!

AIBU to get involved with this woman?

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CJCregg · 05/05/2010 00:17

I know what you mean, Moomin. I don't know Chalet School or the other thingy (sorry, Pogle!) so I fear I might miss a lot of the references. Whereas yes, Lawrie thinking Harry Potter surviving Voldemort was just a story and the poor duffer twins being sorted into Hufflepuff was just genius. Still can't quite get over Tim being in Slytherin - although I don't really like Tim much, so maybe that's ok after all.

I could go on but I must go to bed.

Night, all

steamedtreaclesponge · 05/05/2010 09:18

Ah - I can't wait to read the Chalet School one

I always thought the Chalet School books were a bit odd, actually - perhaps I didn't get into them young enough! Especially Joey and her eight thousand children...

What's the goblins one based on?

...I just can't bear to see the girl I love with a criminal...

MCP!

MoominMymbleandMy · 05/05/2010 10:54

Lawrie at Hogwarts was pure genius, wasn't it. And the way she dissolved into gibbering, weeping terror when she realised Voldemort wasn't a story, was out there and would be targeting the school at which Miss L Marlow was a pupil (never mind poor bereaved and doomed Harry) was classic Lawrie!

The Chalet School series is not to be compared with the Marlows in the same breath. But it is very entertaining when you are tired and at odds with the world. The characters are very worthy, given to marrying doctors and breed like rabbits on steroids, especially Joey. The few interesting types either get the boot or are made over into true Chaletians. Ann would have been right at home there.

Ahem, back to business, still NIMCP here, I'm afraid.

...It is U, very U. We have next to nothing in common. She's a beautiful, rich American journalist, and married into the bargain...

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Pogleswood · 05/05/2010 12:07

I must say Joey meeting Lawrie ,particularly, and discussing religion makes my brain stall!There is somewhere out there a fic called The Marlows and the Chalet School,Moomin and Treacle(or possibly The Chalet School and the Marlows??) - I can't remember where or who wrote it though!

The goblins one is based on Labyrinth,which I still haven't seen,it is good,totally unexpected things happen to Ann...

...they expect me to stay at home and care for our people - it's like being in a cage...

MoominMymbleandMy · 05/05/2010 12:53

Don't stomp off in high dudgeon, Pogle! I promise to read Ann meets the goblins tonight, even if I haven't seen the film!

So is someone going to have the cheek to tell you that you mustn't learn to read in case your poor little female brain overheats?

MCP!

...And I'm just a down on his luck ex-policeman...

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Pogleswood · 05/05/2010 13:09

my psychic powers tell me you won't like it,now I've made a fuss!!

...no,I don't think they would be bothered by my reading,and they taught me to ride,and to fight...

MCP!

MoominMymbleandMy · 05/05/2010 13:30

Hmm, how about shield maiden of the House of Eorl then? And I've always thought the middle of a war a most peculiar time to be want to be treated like a man. Me for the security of the caves. How Lawrie-ish.

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Pogleswood · 05/05/2010 21:28

Well done,Moomin! Yes,I am being condemned to looking after hearth and hall rather than riding with the Rohirrim - but I have a plan!

MCP all!

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