... to think Big Cook's talking shite when he says he works in the "best cafe in town"?

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As far as I can work out, he and the freakishly small one can barely cope with one customer per day.

I think he is sexy, his freakishly small teeth do it for me.

Piprabbit thanks for the link - Get Stuffed was indeed as bad as I remembered. Deffo inspired BCLC too (I called it Big Cock Little Cock a few weeks ago and DP overheard and really laughed, like I was being really original or funny or something... doesn't everyone call it that?)

YANBU but I have purposely avoided cbeebies this morning and you have now put the song in my head... thank you soooooooooooo much

I hate 'where shall we look? in the book, in the book, in big cook's book'.. couldn't they fit the words?

Also PMSL at this thread! Will not be able to watch BCLC again without chortling! Thank goodness DS isn't old enough to actually request anything on CBeebies - I just Sky+ the not-too-hideous stuff.

To anyone who is forced to watch ITNG - doesn't it reall start to f*&k you off that Makka Pakka washes everyone and everything (ninky nonky, pinky ponk, rocks etc) with the same sponge and doesn't even rinse it in between, oh and that he puts the soap on the floor after using it. Health and Safety anyone??? I had to stop DS watching it cos it started to annoy me so much! Now we watch Waybuloo instead, which is vaguely less annoying!

Oh and I quite like watching Justin (when not in character) cos of trying to learn the signing... agree with the people who say that at least he's clearly raking it in into what he does.

Making some sort of pear rice pudding today. After reading this thread, I cannot look at Big Cook without noticing that the smile doesn't reach his eyes.

I will agree with everything everyone has said about bclc though - it's fecking horrible. Unfortunately DD (22 months) LOVES it