... to think Big Cook's talking shite when he says he works in the "best cafe in town"?

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As far as I can work out, he and the freakishly small one can barely cope with one customer per day.

MTR - I thought I was mishearing, is that what they say?
Yes, I have seen the self loathing / despair in his eyes too - or maybe he's dreaming up inventive ways to kill LC

goldengreen yes exactly.

still hate it though.

And and I've just remembered they change all the stories. They did rumpelstiltskin, and rumpelstiltskin was nice and bought presents for the new baby or something. I thought he was going to take the first born and do who-knows-what with it but no, now he is a kindly little elf. grrrr.

Stealth - Jelly boats and pirates, princess pea pie, something about fruit smiles blah blah envelope suprise etc etc

GG - yes! Its Big cock's sheer, naked, desperate humiliation that always comes to my mind when someome mentions the show. It's pathos a step or two further than 'Show me, bloody show me'manages.

"I can't stop myself trying to catch moments of self loathing in Big Cook's eyes."
LOLOLOL goldengreen

do you think he wanted to be a serious actor when he started out?

he's going to have a doozy of a mid-life crisis...

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I think in fairness it is silly of you to judge whether or not it is in fact the best cafe in town until you have taken the time to inspect the performance of their main competitors.

If it is giraffe then they are correct.

I would rather have a poor mans Denis Penis and his big mate cook for me than eat pretentious shite served up by disinterested staff who would rather chat at the bar and scratch their arses. And they never was the walls like BCLC do. Although you have to be a really bad cook to have to washthe walls down after service surely

i reckon they must heat the floor up somehow to make him dance like that

or perhaps they're shooting bullets at his feet

Little Cock on the other hand plainly just doesn't give a feck

It is most definitly pervy

lol lol lol

pagwatch my DS still gips when we mention the Giraffe mashed potato... d'you reckon the cocks could make it creamier??

eeeeeewwwwwwwwww

Love CatisSleepy's theory about shooting bullets at BC to make him dance! The poor man really does lack any kind of rhythm or grace.

Am a v sad woman, I know, but I do wonder from time to time if they ever filmed any of it together? They clearly are never in the same studio at the same time.

that may have been a missing 'o' too far, sorry mintycane

The man on the Moonpig advert looks very like Big Cook.
I don't watch it anymore as my DC's have grown out of it.
I quite miss it actually..is that a really shocking confession?

Didn't the ginger one (Small Cock) do a documentary on "gingers" and how he felt it contributed to the fact he was still a virgin.
Not sure if he's finally managed to pop his cherry but "starring" in this show can hardly help his pulling power.
Sadly my DD loves it.
TBH most of CBeebies drives me up the fricking wall.
That said, it has got me through many a dark afternoon of toddler hell so I also owe them one.

Big Cock Little Cock here too. We loathe it - and the food always looks bloody awful.

The worst I remember was something that was meant to be a dinosaur. It was a huge plate of hard mashed potato with various raw vegetables poked into it for spikes, tail, eyes etc. Grim.

Thats ok shockers have managed not to puke and you did make me nearly choke on my coffee laughing.

bettykitten is that really true

Yes. He featured in a documentary about what it was like to grow up with red hair. Apparently the midwife at his birth "warned" his mother that the baby ginger hair. This was even before she mentioned it was a boy.
The programme was aired 2 or 3 years ago. I'm sure he's no longer a virgin.
Did no one else see it?

was it this one en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F***_Off,_I%27m_Ginger

I read somewhere that Big Cock was seen in a nightclub using his fame to pull.

I didn't know Winston Churchill had red hair ( ginger is a banned word here due to my childhood in a northern fishing town... the emotional scars are still there, I just hide them well...under my fabulous titian mane

Its the "best cafe in the world" yet only the "cleanest cafe in town" hmmmmm.....

I think they are (or were) also a serious stand-up comedy duo called Electric Forecast and BC/LC is perhaps just the day job? Never seen them in this alternate persona though, so have no idea whether or not they're actually funny! I think LC is actually a foot or two taller than BC too - funny old world...

I went to a comedy gig recently in a Camden pub where Big and indeed Little were in the audience.

They were a pair of wankers. Obnoxious, arrogant, heckling rude tossers.

Big Cock Little Cock never been so true....

And I bet they've both got little cooks