... to think Big Cook's talking shite when he says he works in the "best cafe in town"?

[specialmagiclady]

As far as I can work out, he and the freakishly small one can barely cope with one customer per day.

Mister Maker needs to dial himself down several notches. Craft's not that exciting ffs!

even a dinosaur that can hold 3 pencils in its mouth??

In this house we like to join in with the shapes dance when mr maker is on.

You wil however not catch any of us titting around with side kicks and hankies along with big cook when he does his cleaning up routine. It is just gobsmackingly appalling. You can't tear your eyes away... waiting for the crescendo of ridiculous semi kung-fu style hand moves at the end. Abysmal.

And Mr Maker needs to learn to hold a pen properly...

ok
opinion on pablo the little dull fox please?

FFS this is a BCLC bashing thread, not one for slating mr maker. What is wrong with you all?

PHILISTINES

Little cock?? you do realise that's not the spoon handle he's holding onto don't you?

Mr Maker is Tony Hart on crack and Red Bull.

and the fluff balls thing, bits n bobs
quite like it but the humour is suited to middle aged women "lets have a nose ... NOOOOOOOOOOSEEEE!"
like loose women for toddlers

oh no

"quite like it but the humour is suited to middle aged women "
i turned 30 the other day & it shows

Jelly cakes and pirate ships
Poo and wee pie
We cook a load of crap
Which could make you die
We love our cafe
and we have small cocks
and we have a faaaantastic
shag in our socks

He is big cock, and he is small
twats in our cafe
we'll poison them all

when your tummy get's all rumbly
get ready for a treat
we will make something
that tastes like your feet

Electric Forecast

I have a love/hate relationship with CBeebies. Most of the programmes depress me as I have no sense of fun. I prefer Milkshake as I "kind of" get Peppa Pig although I am a miserable bastard totally unsuited to being the mother of toddlers aged 3 and 14 months.

LOLOLOL Wench!

I imagine I'm the Jack Dee of motherhood. CBeebies and BC LC is entirely lost on me. Most of CBeebies depresses me....is this normal??? I try and zone out by coming on the internet or reading.
Does everyone else (or the majority) actually watch it with their nippers? I put it on to a) get washed/dressed, b) make phone calls, c) surf the net.
I'm a BAD mummy. Or am I????

wrench..genius!!!

Oh poor you Betty, no, we all do it for five minutes peace.

betty I MN while it is on.

Just look up occasionally to scream "wankers" at it when BCLC is on.

Now that is good parenting.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

My kids love Pablo. Why???????????

LOL moosemama - they really are a right pair of cocks!

what a load of old dreck they're spinning to the world.

My favourite bits of BCLC are the factory bits which they're not in.

WobblyWench PURE GENIUS

The ONLY bit I'm vaguely interested in is the "birthday" slot and that's to see how old the kid is in relation to my two and to ponder the name choice.
Sad. Very very sad.

best caff is uni cafe byres road