the grotty man thread!

[dsrplus8haggisandneeps]

ok girls time to spill, whats the most revolting bad habit the man/son/male in your life does, lets be honest ? dh farts a lot, but worse than that if he drops a chocolate biscuiteon the floor he'll pick it up, blow on it as if that decontaminates it from bacteria and eats it. yuck! hve accidentally broken some crockery chucking it at him when ive caught him doing this!

i'll never look at my kitchen aids the same way again! big spoon anyone?

whatever you do keep him away from the spaggetti measure!

Really have almost PMSL at this, must go to bed and reposition my pelvic floor.

DH used to shower at work. Saved up all his manky undies and socks and brought them home with his paperwork. Y'know - letters to GPs, patient notes........

he never washes his theatre slippers and they are covered in blood. That is farkin gross.

Only started wearing deodorant at the age of 32. When I met him.

Please... stop... will..wee...myself

oh oh oh this is FOUL EUGGGH rough. sucking a used tampon? really?

my dp is a bit rough. he washes his hair about every 6 weeks - it smells. also after eating anything he has to tear off a small piece of card, like the corner of a flyer or leaflet (the glossier the better), fold it just so and use it as a toothpick. i offer him normal toothpicks but no. and he leaves the bits of card lying around.

OH and the worst worst - standing up to wipe his arse after a poo - and scrunching instead of folding the toilet paper, yuk

i am a little bit disgusting too though but will save that for another thread

why oh why did I post - DH is so tame!

Motherflippin, I actually spat out wine reading about your ex

wonder if the men are on a forum ,discussing their wives and girlfriends,and the amount of pishing ourselves laughing we do!.....NAH ...theyre too busy wanking and wiping.!

Thank goodness I had surgery a couple of weeks ago to sort my pelvic floor...it would never have survived otherwise!!!

I actually think that tampon chewing is far less disgusting than "toe jam". Surely I can't be the only one?

somuchtobits - might need the name of surgeon after reading dashboards posts..........

Highlander - don't do that with the wine - it's such a waste. Mind you, you could always lick it off the keyboard - seems like a very tame suggestion now

MissTittleMouse - are you serious? I mean the toe jam has me feeling a little 'urghhhhhhh' but the other.... I can't even bring myself to type it. OMG.

OK - so, here I am thoroughly disgusted by some of this behaviour... but also dying to see what everyone confesses to next and would be gutted to miss out. So if anyone starts another thread in a similar vein (self confessions/dash's sexual confessions etc) can we make it compulsory to add a link from this thread . Please.

Thank there's a mumsnet classic section... but not sure if you can start new threads in it... you could ask for this one to be moved over there though.

dash- just shove it under chat!(cause there isnt a sexual deviant topic! lol)

If you shove it under chat it will disappear!