the grotty man thread!

[dsrplus8haggisandneeps]

ok girls time to spill, whats the most revolting bad habit the man/son/male in your life does, lets be honest ? dh farts a lot, but worse than that if he drops a chocolate biscuiteon the floor he'll pick it up, blow on it as if that decontaminates it from bacteria and eats it. yuck! hve accidentally broken some crockery chucking it at him when ive caught him doing this!

dsrplus
You steam clean your carpets every week?

Mine are lucky if they are hoovered once a week

ha ha ha ha ... oh that was worth the wait!!! pissing myself here!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

MF, I've just nearly choked to death!!!

anyones ds do the "double-barreled bogie hunt?", strange sight a small boy with fingers up both his nostrels!

MF!!! Why couldn't he have at least used the sheet?

squeaver - with you on the toilet thing - how????

• drips on the floor too, yuk.

(my floors/carpets get hoovered once a week, no steam cleaning, though i think i'd like one, are they fun?)

pmsl that is truly minging!

dsrplus8 you steam clean your floors and carpets weekly????????????????? you do know that it's important to be exposed to the odd germ here and there don't you?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

Ok, MotherFlippin is the winner

I hope

There cannot be anything grottier than that. Surely.

PMSL at MF!

'come clean'

DRplus8 - a few yrs ago was I walking into tesco doorway with DD aged then 4, happened to look down and see her with 2 fingers rammed up her nose. Shocked, (she was a very clean fussy little thing) I asked what she was doing. "That lady has a stinky cigarette and I'm trying not to smell it" said she!!

I'm not sure i will ever forget this.

motherflippin OMG thats bad, you win , APPAULD YOUR BRAVERY!

OHHH, brilliant, motherflippin!! Why oh why did it not work out between the 2 of you!!

That reminds me of a guy I knew at uni who collected the contents of used condoms in a jar!! WHY?? Not sure... The astonishing thing is he always found somebody to fill yet another condom with, inspite of the jar on a shelf above the bed. BTW, not with me, no, not ever.... (queasy emoticon).

DHs farting seems rather endearing following this little memory flash-back..

O M G @ MF's ex!

yes i steam clean or wash my carpets every week, i have to. am told the meds will kick in soon! lol

Mummy for 3 - was he running his own private sperm bank or summat? That beats notches on the headboard! Gross!