the grotty man thread!

[dsrplus8haggisandneeps]

ok girls time to spill, whats the most revolting bad habit the man/son/male in your life does, lets be honest ? dh farts a lot, but worse than that if he drops a chocolate biscuiteon the floor he'll pick it up, blow on it as if that decontaminates it from bacteria and eats it. yuck! hve accidentally broken some crockery chucking it at him when ive caught him doing this!

this thread isnt in classics , needs someone to nominate it, and it aint finnished yet.....dash looking forward to your thread!

well, its only because your so funny! , what is it with mooncups anyway? are they not just the girlie equivelent of "the jam jar kid!"

this thread is a classic!

why thank you expat! its the quality of the posts that did it......or lack of quality men lol

I was going to mention my ex who used to spray his arse with pot pourri scented air freshener when he wanted a shag. I cannot smell that stuff without gagging.

But it seems a little tame compared to Dashboard's, no?

i'm going to put it on watch so that everytime i'm tempted to eat stuff i don't need to, i'll read it and lose my appetite.

I think other people's pelvic floors are suffering too, dashboard

lol @ arse for a pot pourri dish! dash is defo winner (use the term as loosely as her ex bowels! lol)of the grotty man survivors trophey!

nah , you'll be back to defend your title tomorrow!nighty night DASH!

he wanted his arse to smell of roses?.lol

ha ha - where to start - DH is a throwback to teenage times, really... his mum freely admits she gave up housetraining him when he hit his teens, expecting a future gf to carry on the process - sadly he never had one for any length of time until I got my mitts on him (lucky me!)
So, I have an overgrown teenager in terms of grottiness - farting and belching without fear or any attempt to reduce noise/ smell; clothes left randomly around the house, especially underpants for some unknown reason (fondly remembers Christmas 2007 when noticed a pair under the dining room table after Dad and MIL had sat down to lunch..); complete inability to throw empty tubes/ bottles etc into the bin; sits in the evening watching tv with his hand scratching his crothc, but his hand is inside his housepants" (being Australian, they are called pants, and they are generally tracky bums or pj bottoms, things you wouldn't wear out - never worn with undies); not using deodorant every day (he has just confided that he doesn't like the one he has now as he does have to use it every day, when previously he used it only twice a week - yes it was noticeable but not to him!); cutting his toenails in bed or in the sink; drips on the loo seat/floor or worse, comes back to bed and wipes the dewdrop on my leg!

I think that's about it, really.

thumb thats positively tame compared to dash's ex .ewww at "dewdrop"

I realise - I didn't get as far back as reading all the gory details of dash's ex as I have a sensitive brain and the reactions were enough of an indicator!

i just started it, you lot(mainly you dash,) made it funny . what can i say i have one hobby

i keep reading anal beards as anal beads! lol

i think it is relevent to know what absorbancy tampax it was, to measure the richter scale of his love for dashboard

i know a bloke who told me he eats his own spunk too

my mind is BOGGLING at sucking a used tampon tho

Cannot get the image of an anal beard out of my head.... like a sort of backwards ZZ Top.

omg backwards zz top! pmsl again