the grotty man thread!

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ok girls time to spill, whats the most revolting bad habit the man/son/male in your life does, lets be honest ? dh farts a lot, but worse than that if he drops a chocolate biscuiteon the floor he'll pick it up, blow on it as if that decontaminates it from bacteria and eats it. yuck! hve accidentally broken some crockery chucking it at him when ive caught him doing this!

Oh dash please link to this because I so need a laugh like this ( my pelvic floor OTOH probably does not)

So ladies can any of you top the tampax!!!!!!

OMG i only came back to see how much of a filth bag MotherFlippin's ex was, i thought that was bad enough until i read dashboards!!!!

Fuck my sideways and feed me doughnuts, were do you find these men

good lord!

I though my DH was gross but some of these..?

DH's worst one is probably biting his nails and then using the nails in the manner of dental floss. Ewww but no longer seems that bad somehow?

VT that beats my bugger me backwards and call me bob!!

Yes please do tell dash not that i'm looking but I'd want to stay well clear!!!

Re eating off floors: surely if it is not hairy, does not smell bad and does not move on its own accord, you can eat it ?!

I have seen DH wipe his own bogies on the crotch of his jeans before.
Think I have trained him out of this one now.

Also leaves toenails on bedside table and have promised him a very quick divorce if I find any more!

sometimes wanks into a used sock

it's the USED bit that I have a problem with

OMG I've led a very sheltered life

Dp blows his nose on his fingers and rolls it into little balls on his jeans, despite me throwing boxes of tissues at him, very hard

a used sock? what if he gets athlete's foot on his boaby? , you could catch a fungus fud off him ! ewww

Ronldinhio - you OH isn't HM forces is he ??as that's a VERY forces thing!!

I think you may be barking up the wrong tree worrying about it's used status!

Please, please tell me some these are not true. I read this thread making this face I thought DP's old habit (he's stopped it now) of wiping bogies on his car seat and then scratching it off when it was dry was bad enough.

grimmer

boak, shudder

Oh I'm so glad someone directed me to this thread. I thought the most disgusting thing was when I went with an ex-bf for dinner with an old mate of his. One of the housemates came asking where the kitchen scissors were because he wanted to trim off some bacon fat. Ex's friend said, 'oh, they're on my bedside table, I've been trimming my anal beard'.

But now I see that was mere childs play

Nothing compared to yours, dash, but worth sharing, I felt. He was quite a hairy dark-haired chap so perhaps he really did have a bushy ringpiece. He seemed quite upset by the idea his bum might smell like bacon.

I'd already eaten what he'd cooked by then and kept mentally going through all the kitchen implements he might have used which could have had some repulsive dual purpose. It wasn't a relaxing evening.

I can see how it would be stressful, ermintrude, you'd spend all night worrying just in case he'd been cupping his balls with the ladle.

lol bushy ringpiece! ewwww!, pmsl at bum like bacon!.i thought the posts would be about nose picking and missing the loo, but Wtf, this is so funny! i cant stop laughing!just showed a mate the thread(she popped in).omg her face!.....and shes a nurse so seen it all!

Precisely, Tidey. Or using the cheese slice to exfoliate his perineum. The dreadful possibilities are endless