the grotty man thread!

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ok girls time to spill, whats the most revolting bad habit the man/son/male in your life does, lets be honest ? dh farts a lot, but worse than that if he drops a chocolate biscuiteon the floor he'll pick it up, blow on it as if that decontaminates it from bacteria and eats it. yuck! hve accidentally broken some crockery chucking it at him when ive caught him doing this!

Oops sorry - think the laptop is in shock at what humans (humans?!?!) get up to!!

I am laughing so much it hurst!!

Dash, I bow to your superior distustingness!! Here, have my trophy too! Did not really feel entitled to it anyway as aforementioned guy was not ex/p.

Oh, I am howling!!

Hurts even, hurts!!

Picks at his toenails [vomit smiley] and farts for England!

No,no, dash, ment superior story, of course!

LOL @ Ashantai obviously haven't read thread as you wouldn't eb boaking at that if you had trust me LMFAO

We really are a bunch of dirty bastards ain't we.

Thank you all so much, I've just read this thread and laughed till I cried. Am now typing with mouth clamped shut so I don't throw up my dinner.

I shall no longer moan quite so much when my DH farts in bed and then uses the duvet to 'waft it' my way...

Dash - good luck on Saturday, with your track record I think you may need it...

Go, on, dash, what is your idea?

dash - god that tampax one - that is just horrific, why on earth would anyone in their right mind want to do that? I am really quite shocked. And yes I would eat food off (my) floors. Like another poster, I can't even read it out to my other half...

Getting back to eating off floors: I have been in houses (in my professional capacity) I not only would NOT eat anything of the floor, but would hesitate to sit down or in fact would not want to put my bag down .

Dash, why oh why did you stay so long?

I am finding the tampax one beyond belief.

5 second rule?!?! We use the 10 second rule in our house...

This thread has made me feel that it could be worse that DP picks the dead skin from his feet and leaves it on the floor. That and refusing to turn the bathroom light on when he goes for a wee in the night, therefore peeing all over the (tiled) floor and I have to clear it up every morning with a Flash wipe!

Dash - you have undone my good work in the bath in seconds! g-ross!

i mean, what did you do at the time?????? x 1000000000